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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Vigorous state international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Vigorous state international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Flickering provocative black woman
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
crawly whorehouse clown
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Vigorous state international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
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Chestnut ladyboy fanboi
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Chestnut ladyboy fanboi
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
crawly whorehouse clown
  04/25/17
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Soggy marvelous kitty cat
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Vigorous state international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Chestnut ladyboy fanboi
  04/25/17
180
Slate Famous Landscape Painting Forum
  04/25/17
180
Chestnut ladyboy fanboi
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Ultramarine associate
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
swashbuckling low-t plaza depressive
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Vigorous state international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Sepia Hairraiser Casino
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Vigorous state international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
lol
Chestnut ladyboy fanboi
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
aromatic mildly autistic idea he suggested gay wizard
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
wine parlor mood
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Vigorous state international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
fragrant rambunctious field becky
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Vigorous state international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Carmine narrow-minded private investor personal credit line
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Ocher pontificating school cafeteria
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Ultramarine associate
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Vigorous state international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
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Vigorous state international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
maniacal sable factory reset button
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Vibrant School
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Cerebral crackhouse half-breed
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
turquoise lodge toilet seat
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
citrine nubile giraffe
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Vigorous state international law enforcement agency

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Vigorous state international law enforcement agency

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Flickering provocative black woman

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: crawly whorehouse clown

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Vigorous state international law enforcement agency

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Chestnut ladyboy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Chestnut ladyboy fanboi

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: crawly whorehouse clown

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Soggy marvelous kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Vigorous state international law enforcement agency

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Chestnut ladyboy fanboi

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Slate Famous Landscape Painting Forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Chestnut ladyboy fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine associate

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling low-t plaza depressive

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Vigorous state international law enforcement agency

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Sepia Hairraiser Casino

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Vigorous state international law enforcement agency

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Chestnut ladyboy fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic idea he suggested gay wizard

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: wine parlor mood

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Vigorous state international law enforcement agency

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: fragrant rambunctious field becky

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Vigorous state international law enforcement agency

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Carmine narrow-minded private investor personal credit line

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Ocher pontificating school cafeteria

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine associate

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Vigorous state international law enforcement agency

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Vigorous state international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: maniacal sable factory reset button

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Vibrant School

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Cerebral crackhouse half-breed

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: turquoise lodge toilet seat

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: citrine nubile giraffe

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)