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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
charismatic zippy sound barrier
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Gold Casino Roommate
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/17
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soggy geriatric karate
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
soggy geriatric karate
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Gold Casino Roommate
  04/25/17
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Slate diverse theatre doctorate
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
soggy geriatric karate
  04/25/17
180
Bearded glittery national
  04/25/17
180
soggy geriatric karate
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Maize headpube
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Curious thirsty windowlicker circlehead
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Abusive Lime Volcanic Crater
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/17
lol
soggy geriatric karate
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
exhilarant mint dopamine kitchen
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
opaque garrison ratface
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Smoky Cocky Parlour
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
milky razzmatazz coldplay fan
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Angry university twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Maize headpube
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/17
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Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Thriller disrespectful giraffe
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Awkward bull headed theater faggot firefighter
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
twinkling pontificating shitlib property
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Swollen bistre keepsake machete spot
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Jade Rigpig Prole
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: charismatic zippy sound barrier

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Gold Casino Roommate

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: soggy geriatric karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: soggy geriatric karate

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Gold Casino Roommate

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Slate diverse theatre doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: soggy geriatric karate

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Bearded glittery national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: soggy geriatric karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Maize headpube

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Curious thirsty windowlicker circlehead

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Abusive Lime Volcanic Crater

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: soggy geriatric karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: exhilarant mint dopamine kitchen

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: opaque garrison ratface

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Smoky Cocky Parlour

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: milky razzmatazz coldplay fan

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Angry university twinkling uncleanness

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Maize headpube

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Thriller disrespectful giraffe

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Awkward bull headed theater faggot firefighter

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: twinkling pontificating shitlib property

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Swollen bistre keepsake machete spot

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Jade Rigpig Prole

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)