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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM Author: zippy hairraiser mother institution hahaha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: topaz spectacular prole This one is also funny.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: mauve mewling ape LOL!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: odious friendly grandma cumskin Loll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM Author: fantasy-prone stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM Author: Galvanic bonkers home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM Author: violet sex offender hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: free-loading lettuce kitchen irl lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Pale big trust fund theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM Author: chestnut fortuitous meteor pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM Author: chartreuse mischievous volcanic crater library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM Author: Yellow flickering kitty pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM Author: Sooty Medicated Gay Wizard Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672) |
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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM Author: vermilion university macaca ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: sick khaki resort How many coons does it take to tar a roof? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: odious friendly grandma cumskin 7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: sick khaki resort A: Depends how thin you slice them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM Author: Heady beta legend roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM Author: lavender pocket flask what do you call a black man flying a plane? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: floppy mentally impaired hunting ground A pilot. What are you, racist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: topaz spectacular prole Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: Shaky onyx skinny woman Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM Author: flirting crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM Author: Shaky onyx skinny woman What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: gay faggot firefighter hairy legs neighbor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: topaz spectacular prole Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM Author: Exciting fiercely-loyal area round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: Rebellious Swashbuckling National Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM Author: topaz spectacular prole Nagger? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM Author: Lascivious Background Story Patrolman Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM Author: Cobalt trip pistol legal warrant Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM Author: Lascivious Background Story Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM Author: Titillating Nibblets https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.
also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke. |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM Author: Orchid Violent Address Internal Respiration aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM Author: Lascivious Background Story Patrolman I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.
Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.
Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"
She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!" |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: Plum talented lay A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?" Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."
"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."
"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"
"Your baby's dead." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM Author: Exciting fiercely-loyal area round eye dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM Author: cracking nubile brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: Flatulent lodge national security agency 68485840022 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: stimulating spot lol brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM Author: Rebellious Swashbuckling National Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM Author: Henna Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM Author: fear-inspiring concupiscible plaza liquid oxygen lmao holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM Author: Shaky onyx skinny woman What does NAACP stand for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM Author: charismatic abode jew ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM Author: violet sex offender hell niggas aint always cocking pistols
niggers arguing and constantly protesting |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM Author: Shaky onyx skinny woman Niggers are always causing problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM Author: Henna Digit Ratio Niggers alligators apes coons and possums (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM Author: ruby cruel-hearted church National Association of Always Complaining People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM Author: aphrodisiac candlestick maker range Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!" He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?" But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!" Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: Cobalt trip pistol legal warrant 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM Author: White 180 point lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM Author: Aromatic generalized bond nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM Author: Pink motley office pozpig thats, not a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM Author: ocher hissy fit To be fair,
Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'
Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'
Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'
Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :))) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM Author: Provocative honey-headed gas station juggernaut underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM Author: ruddy state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM Author: Useless Hospital Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: Primrose theatre 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM Author: laughsome twisted hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429) |
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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM Author: stimulating spot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM Author: passionate place of business messiness Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: zippy hairraiser mother institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.
The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"
The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM Author: cracking nubile brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM Author: violet sex offender hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM Author: harsh depressive gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: fear-inspiring concupiscible plaza liquid oxygen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM Author: free-loading lettuce kitchen lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM Author: chartreuse mischievous volcanic crater library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM Author: Ultramarine house-broken site Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM Author: azure partner What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."
The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."
Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.
The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."
Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.
The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"
"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM Author: charismatic abode jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM Author: charismatic abode jew this is legit great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM Author: violet sex offender hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM Author: Exciting fiercely-loyal area round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: stimulating spot Then he got raped by a beefy cholo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM Author: racy red laser beams forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM Author: Shaky onyx skinny woman Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM Author: Primrose theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM Author: Sooty Medicated Gay Wizard Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM Author: Buck-toothed alcoholic ladyboy sweet tailpipe Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM Author: charismatic abode jew what did the black kid get on his SAT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria Sweet N Sour sauce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM Author: charismatic abode jew i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria How does every racist joke start? *looks around* |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM Author: Aromatic generalized bond nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria What's white and 12 inches long? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM Author: charismatic abode jew what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria Nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM Author: Aromatic generalized bond nowag rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: stimulating spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria What's orange, white, and beautiful? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM Author: charismatic abode jew trump, melania, and ivanka? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria A white person on fire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM Author: charismatic abode jew uh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM Author: charismatic abode jew i mean, if it were funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM Author: Cobalt trip pistol legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM Author: charismatic abode jew ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria He definitely did it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: Cobalt trip pistol legal warrant Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM Author: violet sex offender hell 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM Author: laughsome twisted hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM Author: charismatic abode jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: stimulating spot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: Pink motley office pozpig lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM Author: free-loading lettuce kitchen lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM Author: Cobalt trip pistol legal warrant Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"
Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."
Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."
So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.
Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"
(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.
One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."
"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"
"Fine, thanks." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (xo 2017) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: Judgmental french chef i don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate have you never met a WASP in your life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM Author: multi-colored orange stag film 180 especially for the names of the WASPs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM Author: chartreuse mischievous volcanic crater library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM Author: Balding mad cow disease piazza what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: violet sex offender hell "Would the defendant please rise" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"
The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them." |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM Author: Shaky onyx skinny woman Why can't Stevie wonder read? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM Author: gay faggot firefighter hairy legs because he's black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM Author: Shaky onyx skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."
On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"
The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'" |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441) |
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The black one steals your watch. |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM Author: charismatic abode jew How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM Author: charismatic abode jew When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate What's long and hard on a black man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM Author: Lascivious Background Story Patrolman What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM Author: Lascivious Background Story Patrolman How do you start a riot in Mexico? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Lascivious Background Story Patrolman Throw a penny down the street (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Lascivious Background Story Patrolman Whos the richest man in Mexico? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM Author: Vivacious regret mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: Jet Startled Tanning Salon A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.
The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.
After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.
The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .
The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.
Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.
The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.
"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.
"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.
"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms." |
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The bucket |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM Author: violet sex offender hell Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM Author: Arousing alpha market Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM Author: Bipolar coldplay fan Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM Author: Nudist azn Elton John's chauffeur. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM Author: Glittery dopamine chad pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:
Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150. |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: Dark know-it-all public bath what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?
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so they don't bite their fingers |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM Author: gay faggot firefighter hairy legs do they even have any food at all in ethiopia? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: gay faggot firefighter hairy legs a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.
and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys! |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM Author: sick khaki resort A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?" "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!" "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!" "Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?" The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!" "What did we ever do to you?" "You guys sunk the Titanic!" "That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!" "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM Author: Exciting fiercely-loyal area round eye a Stevie Wright classic, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM Author: Lascivious Background Story Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM Author: Henna Digit Ratio How long does it take a black woman to shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM Author: Lascivious Background Story Patrolman 9 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM Author: Balding mad cow disease piazza Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM Author: Cobalt trip pistol legal warrant This joke has already been made ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM Author: Balding mad cow disease piazza Lol
Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM Author: Adventurous school cafeteria (associate about to get shitcanned) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: fear-inspiring concupiscible plaza liquid oxygen Why did Hitler commit suicide? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM Author: brass bat-shit-crazy doctorate indian lodge one less kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Lascivious Background Story Patrolman He saw the gas bill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632) |
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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM Author: fear-inspiring concupiscible plaza liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: soul-stirring twinkling yarmulke senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487) |
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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM Author: Brindle stain ratface ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM Author: Rebellious Swashbuckling National Dingle Berry Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328) |
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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM Author: Henna Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM Author: Buck-toothed alcoholic ladyboy sweet tailpipe (Junior Soprano) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: Shaky onyx skinny woman What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: Curious Idiot Affirmative Action How do you get a black man out of a tree? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460) |
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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM Author: Buck-toothed alcoholic ladyboy sweet tailpipe Cut the rope? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578) |
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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM Author: Greedy bawdyhouse half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM Author: boyish ungodly milk property Subject: His wife and kids What do you throw an African American drowning? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: Flushed Therapy Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?
A. To keep the flies off the chicken
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: insecure umber double fault community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912) |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM Author: Flushed Therapy Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”
Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”
Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”
Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.” |
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM Author: Flushed Therapy A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960) |
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM Author: Peach potus Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.
Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon" Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt" Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"
Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.
Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.
Bartender is confused at this point.
Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?" Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM Author: chartreuse mischievous volcanic crater library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722542) |
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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM Author: sick khaki resort An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract." "No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter" |
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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM Author: Jet-lagged faggotry death wish Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?
Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing. |