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ITT: you share your favorite racist joke

I'll start.. Why don't blacks go on cruises?
razzle gaming laptop
  04/27/17
they're not falling for that one again. why were there on...
Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency
  04/27/17
?
razzle gaming laptop
  04/27/17
they only took four cars!
Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency
  04/27/17
holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL
twinkling foreskin
  04/28/17
...
Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life
  11/18/17
What is the answer?
adulterous sinister selfie jewess
  04/27/17
It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." ...
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or i...
Swashbuckling Potus Blood Rage
  04/28/17
...
useless nighttime idea he suggested
  04/28/17
...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
chestnut den
  04/27/17
(Don Imus) Pubic hair on their heads?
razzle gaming laptop
  04/27/17
Yes
chestnut den
  04/27/17
A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. ...
Concupiscible friendly grandma
  04/27/17
Lol
chestnut den
  04/27/17
I loled
Know-it-all lemon shrine
  04/27/17
180
razzle gaming laptop
  04/27/17
lol
Fighting Hell
  04/27/17
ran here
chrome lodge
  04/27/17
...
hideous menage voyeur
  04/27/17
lol
supple honey-headed fortuitous meteor
  04/28/17
lol
Swashbuckling Potus Blood Rage
  04/28/17
180
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.
violent piazza
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt
carmine field philosopher-king
  04/28/17
...
Shivering parlor headpube
  04/28/17
...
Idiotic property
  04/28/17
lmao
purple chest-beating ratface market
  04/28/17
...
embarrassed to the bone corner reading party
  04/28/17
Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't re...
mind-boggling sticky theater stage
  04/28/17
((()))
chestnut den
  04/28/17
...
buff aromatic toaster brunch
  04/28/17
...
exciting nubile patrolman point
  04/28/17
...
Infuriating center psychic
  04/29/17
...
Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life
  11/18/17
Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if wel...
adulterous sinister selfie jewess
  04/27/17
Nigger
Pink Halford Double Fault
  04/27/17
Holy shit
adulterous sinister selfie jewess
  04/27/17
loled irl
Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce
  04/28/17
LOL
coral base
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W
carmine field philosopher-king
  04/28/17
...
Shivering parlor headpube
  04/28/17
...
Idiotic property
  04/28/17
hahaha holy shit
mind-boggling sticky theater stage
  11/18/17
This one is also funny. I asked a Chinese girl for her nu...
adulterous sinister selfie jewess
  04/27/17
LOL!!!
Diverse stage dog poop
  04/27/17
Loll
chestnut den
  04/27/17
...
Black roommate resort
  04/27/17
...
yapping talented hall
  04/28/17
...
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
irl lol
purple chest-beating ratface market
  04/28/17
...
filthy trip theater fat ankles
  04/28/17
pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard
twinkling foreskin
  04/28/17
...
Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life
  11/18/17
180
Very tactful 180 ticket booth new version
  04/29/17
...
Dark deep public bath
  04/29/17
...
Crimson tanning salon
  07/01/22
How many coons does it take to tar a roof?
Adventurous weed whacker
  04/27/17
7?
chestnut den
  04/27/17
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
Adventurous weed whacker
  04/27/17
...
slippery international law enforcement agency
  04/28/17
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
Fighting Hell
  04/27/17
A pilot. What are you, racist?
Concupiscible friendly grandma
  04/27/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is comm...
adulterous sinister selfie jewess
  04/27/17
Lol
razzle gaming laptop
  04/27/17
...
embarrassed to the bone corner reading party
  04/28/17
What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want ...
razzle gaming laptop
  04/27/17
neighbor
Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency
  04/27/17
Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.
adulterous sinister selfie jewess
  04/27/17
...
Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce
  04/28/17
...
laughsome fear-inspiring home french chef
  04/28/17
Nagger?
adulterous sinister selfie jewess
  04/27/17
Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/27/17
Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country
ruby galvanic library
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s
glittery angry principal's office
  04/27/17
pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decade...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like callin...
Wine seedy kitty trailer park
  11/18/17
I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew ope...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/27/17
A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to...
orchid station old irish cottage
  04/27/17
dark
Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce
  04/28/17
180
arousing ungodly spot stain
  04/28/17
68485840022
carnelian spectacular whorehouse
  04/28/17
lol brutal
carmine field philosopher-king
  04/28/17
...
laughsome fear-inspiring home french chef
  04/28/17
...
Free-loading glassy brethren forum
  04/28/17
lmao holy shit
motley low-t parlour
  04/28/17
What does NAACP stand for?
razzle gaming laptop
  04/27/17
?
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
niggas aint always cocking pistols niggers arguing and co...
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
Niggers are always causing problems
razzle gaming laptop
  04/28/17
Niggers alligators apes coons and possums
Free-loading glassy brethren forum
  04/28/17
National Association of Always Complaining People
Umber Comical Clown
  04/29/17
Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the p...
Contagious Ultramarine University Faggotry
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
120
ruby galvanic library
  04/28/17
lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", br...
burgundy rough-skinned macaca scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
...
bespoke rehab gunner
  04/28/17
thats, not a joke
passionate church deer antler
  04/28/17
To be fair, Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: '...
Unholy bawdyhouse background story
  04/28/17
underrated
clear pungent feces
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
...
Dull main people heaven
  04/29/17
...
Elite vivacious national
  04/29/17
180
Cerebral walnut state associate
  04/29/17
...
canary titillating nowag church building
  04/29/17
lol
carmine field philosopher-king
  05/16/17
Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no con...
Odious bossy range
  11/18/17
...
mind-boggling sticky theater stage
  11/18/17
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods ...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
180
arousing ungodly spot stain
  04/28/17
...
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
...
Jet-lagged razzmatazz dopamine
  04/28/17
180
motley low-t parlour
  04/28/17
lmao
purple chest-beating ratface market
  04/30/17
...
Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life
  11/18/17
Lol
Opaque Nibblets Coldplay Fan
  11/18/17
What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"...
medicated irradiated useless brakes
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting o...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
...
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
this is legit great
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
...
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce
  04/28/17
Then he got raped by a beefy cholo
carmine field philosopher-king
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
...
domesticated red haunted graveyard mediation
  04/28/17
Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'
razzle gaming laptop
  04/29/17
...
Cerebral walnut state associate
  04/29/17
...
Dark deep public bath
  04/29/17
Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other grou...
Light chapel persian
  05/07/17
what did the black kid get on his SAT?
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
Sweet N Sour sauce
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
How does every racist joke start? *looks around*
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
...
bespoke rehab gunner
  04/28/17
What's white and 12 inches long?
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
what?
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
Nothing
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
rofl
bespoke rehab gunner
  04/28/17
...
carmine field philosopher-king
  04/28/17
What's orange, white, and beautiful?
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
trump, melania, and ivanka?
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
A white person on fire.
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
uh
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about W...
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
i mean, if it were funny
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
...
ruby galvanic library
  04/28/17
What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
?
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
He definitely did it.
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
Lol
ruby galvanic library
  04/28/17
180
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
...
canary titillating nowag church building
  04/28/17
...
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
180
carmine field philosopher-king
  04/28/17
lol
passionate church deer antler
  04/28/17
...
Jet-lagged razzmatazz dopamine
  04/28/17
...
embarrassed to the bone corner reading party
  04/28/17
It is 1997
Free-loading glassy brethren forum
  04/28/17
...
motley low-t parlour
  04/28/17
lol
Razzle-dazzle Cheese-eating Location Affirmative Action
  04/29/17
lol
purple chest-beating ratface market
  04/30/17
Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race ch...
ruby galvanic library
  04/28/17
180
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce
  04/28/17
756496674956
carnelian spectacular whorehouse
  04/28/17
...
Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life
  11/18/17
Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game. One says to t...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
120
ruby galvanic library
  04/28/17
(xo 2017)
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
...
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
...
Translucent stage
  04/28/17
i don't get it
navy garrison twinkling uncleanness
  04/28/17
have you never met a WASP in your life?
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
180 especially for the names of the WASPs.
Pearly site
  04/29/17
...
Marvelous jade rigpig
  04/29/17
...
Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life
  11/18/17
what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?
multi-colored locale pisswyrm
  04/28/17
Get me a drink
ruby galvanic library
  04/28/17
"Would the defendant please rise"
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
cr
multi-colored locale pisswyrm
  04/28/17
A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his ...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
lol
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
...
sexy trust fund immigrant
  04/28/17
lollll
carmine field philosopher-king
  04/28/17
Lol
exciting nubile patrolman point
  11/19/17
What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit? Defen...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse ther...
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce
  04/28/17
lol extremely offensive
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
...
bespoke rehab gunner
  04/28/17
lol
orchid station old irish cottage
  04/28/17
Why can't Stevie wonder read?
razzle gaming laptop
  04/28/17
because he's black
Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency
  04/28/17
...
razzle gaming laptop
  04/29/17
...
arousing ungodly spot stain
  04/29/17
A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on h...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
what?
passionate church deer antler
  04/28/17
The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man w...
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/28/17
What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jel...
violent piazza
  04/28/17
How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
?
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
Put it into airplane mode.
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce
  04/28/17
When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'l...
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
...
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
...
Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce
  04/28/17
...
coral base
  04/29/17
lmmmmao
purple chest-beating ratface market
  04/30/17
...
medicated irradiated useless brakes
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
...
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle schoo...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
?
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
He's 23?
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
lol
Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate
  04/28/17
What's long and hard on a black man?
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
The law
Charismatic learning disabled locus
  04/28/17
the first grade.
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
?
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
The NBA
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
180
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
...
canary titillating nowag church building
  04/28/17
How do you start a riot in Mexico?
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
how?
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
Throw a penny down the street
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
meh
blue soul-stirring becky
  04/28/17
Whos the richest man in Mexico?
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
Carlos Slim
Fragrant internal respiration
  04/28/17
...
blue soul-stirring becky
  04/28/17
Yes he picked up that penny
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
...
Marvelous jade rigpig
  04/29/17
A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a rou...
Green Stead
  04/28/17
...
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
lol.
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
...
Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life
  11/18/17
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of...
carmine field philosopher-king
  04/28/17
Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?
heady crawly casino son of senegal
  04/28/17
...
Shimmering stimulating office azn
  04/28/17
...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
427386980435769083457609823745
purple chest-beating ratface market
  04/30/17
https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72
mint vigorous hominid business firm
  04/28/17
Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American...
duck-like big degenerate
  04/28/17
Elton John's chauffeur.
mint vigorous hominid business firm
  04/28/17
Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DI...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but: Two polack...
Stirring police squad
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/28/17
what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son? ...
cracking smoky chad hairy legs
  04/28/17
Ritardo
cracking smoky chad hairy legs
  04/28/17
A black boy ran crying to his momma. "Mommy, mommy, I...
Adventurous weed whacker
  04/28/17
...
laughsome fear-inspiring home french chef
  04/28/17
Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate? so they don't bite...
naked hunting ground
  04/28/17
do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?
Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency
  04/28/17
You ever tried Ethiopian food?
Free-loading glassy brethren forum
  04/28/17
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
razzle gaming laptop
  04/28/17
tires don't sing when you put chains on em
Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency
  04/28/17
i felt bad laughing at that.
lascivious talking stock car partner
  04/28/17
180000
laughsome fear-inspiring home french chef
  04/30/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  05/07/17
What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling bal...
exciting nubile patrolman point
  04/28/17
...
Fiercely-loyal out-of-control boistinker
  04/29/17
a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to ...
Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency
  04/28/17
LOL!!!!
Opaque Nibblets Coldplay Fan
  11/18/17
What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
A quarter pounder with cheese
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The je...
Adventurous weed whacker
  04/28/17
a Stevie Wright classic, 180
Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce
  04/29/17
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a g...
Fishy address
  04/28/17
how is this racist?
bespoke rehab gunner
  04/28/17
...
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
How long does it take a black woman to shit?
Free-loading glassy brethren forum
  04/28/17
9 months
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?
multi-colored locale pisswyrm
  04/28/17
This joke has already been made ITT
ruby galvanic library
  04/28/17
Lol Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm readin...
multi-colored locale pisswyrm
  04/29/17
(associate about to get shitcanned)
Floppy Tantric Karate
  04/29/17
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
motley low-t parlour
  04/28/17
one less kike
splenetic knife pozpig
  04/28/17
He saw the gas bill
Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole
  04/28/17
...
motley low-t parlour
  04/28/17
...
exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich
  04/29/17
?
Vibrant Area
  11/30/23
Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, &...
laughsome fear-inspiring home french chef
  04/29/17
...
Free-loading glassy brethren forum
  04/30/17
(Junior Soprano)
Light chapel persian
  05/07/17
What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopu...
razzle gaming laptop
  04/29/17
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Narrow-minded Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Rigor
  05/07/17
Cut the rope?
Light chapel persian
  05/07/17
...
aqua senate masturbator
  05/16/17
His wife and kids
poppy provocative hospital queen of the night
  11/18/17
Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics? A. To ke...
Appetizing set
  11/18/17
...
scarlet at-the-ready electric furnace
  11/18/17
Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?” Sku...
Appetizing set
  11/18/17
A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hou...
Appetizing set
  11/18/17
Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-sh...
Copper curious telephone sanctuary
  11/19/17
...
Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life
  11/19/17
An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'a...
Adventurous weed whacker
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

I'll start..

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180548)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency

they're not falling for that one again.

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180679)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180704)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency

they only took four cars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: twinkling foreskin

holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: adulterous sinister selfie jewess

What is the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Potus Blood Rage

kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: useless nighttime idea he suggested



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: chestnut den

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

(Don Imus)

Pubic hair on their heads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180697)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: chestnut den

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible friendly grandma

A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: chestnut den

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all lemon shrine

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Fighting Hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: chrome lodge

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: hideous menage voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: supple honey-headed fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Potus Blood Rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: violent piazza

damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: carmine field philosopher-king

http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Shivering parlor headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Idiotic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: purple chest-beating ratface market

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone corner reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling sticky theater stage

Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: chestnut den

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: buff aromatic toaster brunch



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: exciting nubile patrolman point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Infuriating center psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: adulterous sinister selfie jewess

Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.

What do you call a black priest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180712)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Pink Halford Double Fault

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: adulterous sinister selfie jewess

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce

loled irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: coral base

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: carmine field philosopher-king

http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Shivering parlor headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Idiotic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling sticky theater stage

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: adulterous sinister selfie jewess

This one is also funny.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180735)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Diverse stage dog poop

LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: chestnut den

Loll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Black roommate resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: yapping talented hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: purple chest-beating ratface market

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: filthy trip theater fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: twinkling foreskin

pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Very tactful 180 ticket booth new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Dark deep public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: Crimson tanning salon

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Adventurous weed whacker

How many coons does it take to tar a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: chestnut den

7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Adventurous weed whacker

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: slippery international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Fighting Hell

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible friendly grandma

A pilot. What are you, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: adulterous sinister selfie jewess

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone corner reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency

neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: adulterous sinister selfie jewess

Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: laughsome fear-inspiring home french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: adulterous sinister selfie jewess

Nagger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: ruby galvanic library

Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: glittery angry principal's office

https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.

also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182828)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Wine seedy kitty trailer park

aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.

Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.

Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"

She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180849)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: orchid station old irish cottage

A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?"

Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."

"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."

"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"

"Your baby's dead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180870)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce

dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: arousing ungodly spot stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: carnelian spectacular whorehouse

68485840022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: carmine field philosopher-king

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: laughsome fear-inspiring home french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Free-loading glassy brethren forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: motley low-t parlour

lmao holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

What does NAACP stand for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

niggas aint always cocking pistols

niggers arguing and constantly protesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183164)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

Niggers are always causing problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: Free-loading glassy brethren forum

Niggers alligators apes coons and possums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: Umber Comical Clown

National Association of Always Complaining People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: Contagious Ultramarine University Faggotry

Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!"

He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?"

But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!"

Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: ruby galvanic library

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: burgundy rough-skinned macaca scourge upon the earth

lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: bespoke rehab gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: passionate church deer antler

thats, not a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: Unholy bawdyhouse background story

To be fair,

Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'

Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'

Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'

Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184744)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: clear pungent feces

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM
Author: Dull main people heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM
Author: Elite vivacious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Cerebral walnut state associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: canary titillating nowag church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: carmine field philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Odious bossy range

Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling sticky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.

The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"

The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182841)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: arousing ungodly spot stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Jet-lagged razzmatazz dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: motley low-t parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: purple chest-beating ratface market

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Opaque Nibblets Coldplay Fan

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: medicated irradiated useless brakes

What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."

The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."

Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.

The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."

Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.

The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"

"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182906)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

this is legit great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: carmine field philosopher-king

Then he got raped by a beefy cholo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: domesticated red haunted graveyard mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Cerebral walnut state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: Dark deep public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Light chapel persian

Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

what did the black kid get on his SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

Sweet N Sour sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

How does every racist joke start?

*looks around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182918)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: bespoke rehab gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

What's white and 12 inches long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: bespoke rehab gunner

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: carmine field philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

What's orange, white, and beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

trump, melania, and ivanka?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

A white person on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

uh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

i mean, if it were funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: ruby galvanic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

He definitely did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: ruby galvanic library

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: canary titillating nowag church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: carmine field philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: passionate church deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Jet-lagged razzmatazz dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone corner reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Free-loading glassy brethren forum

It is 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: motley low-t parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cheese-eating Location Affirmative Action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: purple chest-beating ratface market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: ruby galvanic library

Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"

Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."

Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."

So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.

Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"

(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182948)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: carnelian spectacular whorehouse

756496674956

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.

One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."

"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"

"Fine, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183070)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: ruby galvanic library

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

(xo 2017)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Translucent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: navy garrison twinkling uncleanness

i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

have you never met a WASP in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: Pearly site

180 especially for the names of the WASPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: Marvelous jade rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: multi-colored locale pisswyrm

what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: ruby galvanic library

Get me a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

"Would the defendant please rise"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: multi-colored locale pisswyrm

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183115)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: sexy trust fund immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: carmine field philosopher-king

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: exciting nubile patrolman point

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?

Defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183118)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

lol extremely offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: bespoke rehab gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: orchid station old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

Why can't Stevie wonder read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency

because he's black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: razzle gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: arousing ungodly spot stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."

On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"

The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183145)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: passionate church deer antler

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: violent piazza

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?

The black one steals your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183161)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

Put it into airplane mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM
Author: coral base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: purple chest-beating ratface market

lmmmmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: medicated irradiated useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

He's 23?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Startled Striped Hyena Doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

What's long and hard on a black man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Charismatic learning disabled locus

The law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

the first grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

The NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: canary titillating nowag church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

How do you start a riot in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

Throw a penny down the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: blue soul-stirring becky

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

Whos the richest man in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Fragrant internal respiration

Carlos Slim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: blue soul-stirring becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

Yes he picked up that penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Marvelous jade rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Green Stead

A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.

The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.

After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.

The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .

The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.

Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.

The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.

"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.

"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.

"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: carmine field philosopher-king

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183827)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn

Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: heady crawly casino son of senegal

Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: purple chest-beating ratface market

427386980435769083457609823745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: mint vigorous hominid business firm

https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: duck-like big degenerate

Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: mint vigorous hominid business firm

Elton John's chauffeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Stirring police squad

pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:

Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184268)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: cracking smoky chad hairy legs

what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185546)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: cracking smoky chad hairy legs

Ritardo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Adventurous weed whacker

A black boy ran crying to his momma.

"Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!"

"No dear, you just have diarrhea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185787)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: laughsome fear-inspiring home french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: naked hunting ground

Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?

so they don't bite their fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency

do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: Free-loading glassy brethren forum

You ever tried Ethiopian food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency

tires don't sing when you put chains on em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: lascivious talking stock car partner

i felt bad laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: laughsome fear-inspiring home french chef

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: exciting nubile patrolman point

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186056)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal out-of-control boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Impertinent Ape National Security Agency

a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.

and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186165)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Opaque Nibblets Coldplay Fan

LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

A quarter pounder with cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Adventurous weed whacker

A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!"

"What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys sunk the Titanic!"

"That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186227)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: Outnumbered cruise ship lettuce

a Stevie Wright classic, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Fishy address

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: bespoke rehab gunner

how is this racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: Free-loading glassy brethren forum

How long does it take a black woman to shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

9 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: multi-colored locale pisswyrm

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: ruby galvanic library

This joke has already been made ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM
Author: multi-colored locale pisswyrm

Lol

Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189827)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Floppy Tantric Karate

(associate about to get shitcanned)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: motley low-t parlour

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: splenetic knife pozpig

one less kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Histrionic Internet-worthy Crackhouse Prole

He saw the gas bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: motley low-t parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: exhilarant aquamarine ceo sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Area

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: laughsome fear-inspiring home french chef

Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Free-loading glassy brethren forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: Light chapel persian

(Junior Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: razzle gaming laptop

What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Bisexual Liquid Oxygen Rigor

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Light chapel persian

Cut the rope?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: aqua senate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: poppy provocative hospital queen of the night
Subject: His wife and kids

What do you throw an African American drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Appetizing set

Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?

A. To keep the flies off the chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720909)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: scarlet at-the-ready electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Appetizing set

Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”

Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”

Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”

Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720940)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Appetizing set

A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican

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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Copper curious telephone sanctuary

Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.

Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon"

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt"

Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"

Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.

Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.

Bartender is confused at this point.

Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?"

Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Thirsty Spruce Goal In Life



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Adventurous weed whacker

An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract."

"No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter"

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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: misunderstood cocky bbw

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

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