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ITT: you share your favorite racist joke

I'll start.. Why don't blacks go on cruises?
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  04/27/17
they're not falling for that one again. why were there on...
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?
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they only took four cars!
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holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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What is the answer?
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It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." ...
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kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or i...
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Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
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(Don Imus) Pubic hair on their heads?
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Yes
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A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. ...
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Lol
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I loled
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lol
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ran here
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lol
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lol
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180
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damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.
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Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't re...
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Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if wel...
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Nigger
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Holy shit
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loled irl
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LOL
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hahaha holy shit
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This one is also funny. I asked a Chinese girl for her nu...
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LOL!!!
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Loll
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irl lol
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pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard
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How many coons does it take to tar a roof?
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7?
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A: Depends how thin you slice them.
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what do you call a black man flying a plane?
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A pilot. What are you, racist?
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...
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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want ...
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neighbor
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Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.
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Nagger?
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Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?
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Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country
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aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like callin...
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A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to...
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What does NAACP stand for?
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niggas aint always cocking pistols niggers arguing and co...
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Niggers are always causing problems
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Niggers alligators apes coons and possums
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National Association of Always Complaining People
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Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the p...
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lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", br...
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thats, not a joke
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Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no con...
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A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods ...
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...
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What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"...
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this is legit great
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Then he got raped by a beefy cholo
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Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'
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Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other grou...
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what did the black kid get on his SAT?
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Sweet N Sour sauce
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i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah
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How does every racist joke start? *looks around*
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What's white and 12 inches long?
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  04/28/17
what?
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Nothing
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rofl
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...
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What's orange, white, and beautiful?
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  04/28/17
trump, melania, and ivanka?
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A white person on fire.
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  04/28/17
uh
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What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about W...
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  04/28/17
i mean, if it were funny
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What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?
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  04/28/17
?
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He definitely did it.
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Lol
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180
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It is 1997
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Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race ch...
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Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game. One says to t...
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i don't get it
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have you never met a WASP in your life?
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180 especially for the names of the WASPs.
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what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?
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  04/28/17
Get me a drink
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"Would the defendant please rise"
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cr
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A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his ...
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What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit? Defen...
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because he's black
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A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on h...
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what?
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The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man w...
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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jel...
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How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?
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Put it into airplane mode.
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He's 23?
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The law
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the first grade.
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?
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The NBA
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How do you start a riot in Mexico?
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how?
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Throw a penny down the street
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Whos the richest man in Mexico?
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Carlos Slim
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Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?
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Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?
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how is this racist?
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This joke has already been made ITT
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Lemon Address

I'll start..

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180548)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: soggy submissive lay

they're not falling for that one again.

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180679)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Lemon Address

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180704)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: soggy submissive lay

they only took four cars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: flickering concupiscible indian lodge

holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed Trip Plaza People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: jade passionate corner

What is the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Autistic kitchen ladyboy

kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: naked station alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Startling Wonderful Orchestra Pit Boistinker

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Lemon Address

(Don Imus)

Pubic hair on their heads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180697)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Startling Wonderful Orchestra Pit Boistinker

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Violet haunted graveyard

A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Startling Wonderful Orchestra Pit Boistinker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: excitant sooty blood rage

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Lemon Address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: floppy misunderstood toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Sepia Space

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Jet-lagged motley patrolman trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Nighttime Area Azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Autistic kitchen ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Wild fat ankles

damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: transparent territorial stage mad-dog skullcap

http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Contagious Stain Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Hairraiser partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cocky regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Out-of-control rusted goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: maroon lodge

Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Startling Wonderful Orchestra Pit Boistinker

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: marvelous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Judgmental base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed Trip Plaza People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: jade passionate corner

Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.

What do you call a black priest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180712)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: dashing primrose tanning salon stock car

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: jade passionate corner

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: glassy hominid

loled irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: infuriating business firm sweet tailpipe

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: transparent territorial stage mad-dog skullcap

http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Contagious Stain Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: maroon lodge

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: jade passionate corner

This one is also funny.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180735)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: diverse peach son of senegal

LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Startling Wonderful Orchestra Pit Boistinker

Loll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Massive Nursing Home Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: big-titted crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cocky regret

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant Tantric Field Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: flickering concupiscible indian lodge

pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed Trip Plaza People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Coldplay Fan Queen Of The Night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: supple resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: fishy curious church psychic

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Vibrant yapping center

How many coons does it take to tar a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Startling Wonderful Orchestra Pit Boistinker

7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Vibrant yapping center

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: free-loading narrow-minded roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: floppy misunderstood toaster

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Violet haunted graveyard

A pilot. What are you, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: jade passionate corner

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Lemon Address

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Out-of-control rusted goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Lemon Address

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: soggy submissive lay

neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: jade passionate corner

Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: vigorous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: jade passionate corner

Nagger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: light doctorate

Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: flatulent titillating property

https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.

also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182828)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Coral geriatric new version

aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.

Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.

Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"

She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180849)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Elite factory reset button candlestick maker

A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?"

Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."

"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."

"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"

"Your baby's dead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180870)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: glassy hominid

dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: ungodly unholy mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Umber Yarmulke Milk

68485840022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: transparent territorial stage mad-dog skullcap

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: vigorous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cyan Philosopher-king Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Sapphire thriller codepig incel

lmao holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Lemon Address

What does NAACP stand for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

niggas aint always cocking pistols

niggers arguing and constantly protesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183164)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Lemon Address

Niggers are always causing problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cyan Philosopher-king Whorehouse

Niggers alligators apes coons and possums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: shimmering chad

National Association of Always Complaining People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Lime Bawdyhouse Lettuce

Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!"

He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?"

But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!"

Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: light doctorate

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Duck-like Turdskin Knife

lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: adventurous talking love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: lascivious gaping parlour

thats, not a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: Maize faggot firefighter

To be fair,

Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'

Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'

Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'

Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184744)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: 180 burgundy national toilet seat

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM
Author: khaki preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM
Author: boyish laser beams forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Costumed garnet dopamine karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Onyx jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: transparent territorial stage mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Hilarious piazza

Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: maroon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.

The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"

The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182841)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: ungodly unholy mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: exciting university hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Sapphire thriller codepig incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cocky regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed Trip Plaza People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: amber temple windowlicker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Carnelian impertinent point boltzmann

What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."

The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."

Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.

The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."

Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.

The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"

"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182906)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

this is legit great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: transparent territorial stage mad-dog skullcap

Then he got raped by a beefy cholo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: ultramarine pistol sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Lemon Address

Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Costumed garnet dopamine karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: supple resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Swollen Messiness Pocket Flask

Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

what did the black kid get on his SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

Sweet N Sour sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

How does every racist joke start?

*looks around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182918)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: adventurous talking love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

What's white and 12 inches long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: adventurous talking love of her life

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: transparent territorial stage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

What's orange, white, and beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

trump, melania, and ivanka?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

A white person on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

uh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

i mean, if it were funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: light doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

He definitely did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: light doctorate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Onyx jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: transparent territorial stage mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: lascivious gaping parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: exciting university hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control rusted goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cyan Philosopher-king Whorehouse

It is 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Sapphire thriller codepig incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic wine set wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cocky regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: light doctorate

Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"

Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."

Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."

So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.

Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"

(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182948)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Umber Yarmulke Milk

756496674956

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed Trip Plaza People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.

One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."

"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"

"Fine, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183070)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: light doctorate

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

(xo 2017)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Cerise big associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Blue affirmative action kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Location

i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

have you never met a WASP in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse double fault

180 especially for the names of the WASPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: Medicated trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed Trip Plaza People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: greedy friendly grandma

what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: light doctorate

Get me a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

"Would the defendant please rise"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: greedy friendly grandma

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183115)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: fuchsia indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: transparent territorial stage mad-dog skullcap

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: marvelous gas station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?

Defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183118)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

lol extremely offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: adventurous talking love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: Elite factory reset button candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Lemon Address

Why can't Stevie wonder read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: soggy submissive lay

because he's black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Lemon Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: ungodly unholy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."

On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"

The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183145)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: lascivious gaping parlour

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Cerise big associate

The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: Wild fat ankles

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?

The black one steals your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183161)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

Put it into airplane mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM
Author: infuriating business firm sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cocky regret

lmmmmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: Carnelian impertinent point boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

He's 23?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: laughsome ocher chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

What's long and hard on a black man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: cowardly volcanic crater

The law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

the first grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

The NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Onyx jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

How do you start a riot in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

Throw a penny down the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Slate step-uncle's house organic girlfriend

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

Whos the richest man in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: lake digit ratio boiling water

Carlos Slim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Slate step-uncle's house organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

Yes he picked up that penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Medicated trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: comical cruise ship gaming laptop

A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.

The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.

After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.

The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .

The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.

Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.

The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.

"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.

"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.

"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed Trip Plaza People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: transparent territorial stage mad-dog skullcap

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183827)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness

Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Bright appetizing sneaky criminal

Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Vivacious locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cocky regret

427386980435769083457609823745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: yellow outnumbered pit roast beef

https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: saffron internal respiration faggotry

Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: yellow outnumbered pit roast beef

Elton John's chauffeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Blathering keepsake machete tank

pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:

Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184268)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed brindle site

what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185546)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed brindle site

Ritardo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Vibrant yapping center

A black boy ran crying to his momma.

"Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!"

"No dear, you just have diarrhea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185787)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: vigorous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: arousing crimson masturbator shrine

Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?

so they don't bite their fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: soggy submissive lay

do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cyan Philosopher-king Whorehouse

You ever tried Ethiopian food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Lemon Address

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: soggy submissive lay

tires don't sing when you put chains on em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: disturbing purple parlor international law enforcement agency

i felt bad laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: vigorous voyeur

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: marvelous gas station

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186056)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Adulterous Dragon Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: soggy submissive lay

a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.

and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186165)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: amber temple windowlicker

LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

A quarter pounder with cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Vibrant yapping center

A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!"

"What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys sunk the Titanic!"

"That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186227)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: glassy hominid

a Stevie Wright classic, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: black self-absorbed reading party cuckoldry

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: adventurous talking love of her life

how is this racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cyan Philosopher-king Whorehouse

How long does it take a black woman to shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

9 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: greedy friendly grandma

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: light doctorate

This joke has already been made ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM
Author: greedy friendly grandma

Lol

Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189827)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Cerise big associate

(associate about to get shitcanned)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Sapphire thriller codepig incel

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: spruce crusty state generalized bond

one less kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby hall

He saw the gas bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Sapphire thriller codepig incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Heady Nudist Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM
Author: sienna charismatic school weed whacker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: vigorous voyeur

Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Cyan Philosopher-king Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: Swollen Messiness Pocket Flask

(Junior Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Lemon Address

What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: learning disabled irradiated abode dingle berry

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Swollen Messiness Pocket Flask

Cut the rope?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Disgusting main people half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: Odious hot brunch
Subject: His wife and kids

What do you throw an African American drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Henna Giraffe Office

Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?

A. To keep the flies off the chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720909)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: demanding headpube ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Henna Giraffe Office

Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”

Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”

Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”

Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720940)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Henna Giraffe Office

A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: talented legend range

Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.

Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon"

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt"

Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"

Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.

Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.

Bartender is confused at this point.

Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?"

Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722534)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Honey-headed Trip Plaza People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722542)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Vibrant yapping center

An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract."

"No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter"

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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone canary marketing idea school cafeteria

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

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