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ITT: you share your favorite racist joke

I'll start.. Why don't blacks go on cruises?
bright therapy goyim
  04/27/17
they're not falling for that one again. why were there on...
Arousing indecent stage karate
  04/27/17
?
bright therapy goyim
  04/27/17
they only took four cars!
Arousing indecent stage karate
  04/27/17
holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Fear-inspiring gaming laptop menage
  04/28/17
...
Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay
  11/18/17
What is the answer?
Violet space
  04/27/17
It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." ...
Big jade address
  04/28/17
kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or i...
crystalline dog poop roast beef
  04/28/17
...
boyish abusive idiot toaster
  04/28/17
...
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry
  04/27/17
(Don Imus) Pubic hair on their heads?
bright therapy goyim
  04/27/17
Yes
Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry
  04/27/17
A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. ...
hairraiser learning disabled hall
  04/27/17
Lol
Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry
  04/27/17
I loled
excitant mental disorder
  04/27/17
180
bright therapy goyim
  04/27/17
lol
Ruby Cerebral Area Sandwich
  04/27/17
ran here
Flirting magenta chad bbw
  04/27/17
...
brass sound barrier
  04/27/17
lol
Bearded olive ceo
  04/28/17
lol
crystalline dog poop roast beef
  04/28/17
180
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.
duck-like spot
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt
lake lodge patrolman
  04/28/17
...
Contagious national security agency
  04/28/17
...
Slate Deep Brunch
  04/28/17
lmao
motley sneaky criminal
  04/28/17
...
curious toilet seat
  04/28/17
Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't re...
galvanic autistic stage
  04/28/17
((()))
Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry
  04/28/17
...
Erotic vibrant station
  04/28/17
...
Poppy business firm
  04/28/17
...
Wonderful Home
  04/29/17
...
Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay
  11/18/17
Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if wel...
Violet space
  04/27/17
Nigger
ultramarine field
  04/27/17
Holy shit
Violet space
  04/27/17
loled irl
Charismatic center
  04/28/17
LOL
naked box office circlehead
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W
lake lodge patrolman
  04/28/17
...
Contagious national security agency
  04/28/17
...
Slate Deep Brunch
  04/28/17
hahaha holy shit
galvanic autistic stage
  11/18/17
This one is also funny. I asked a Chinese girl for her nu...
Violet space
  04/27/17
LOL!!!
Harsh plaza
  04/27/17
Loll
Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry
  04/27/17
...
unholy location
  04/27/17
...
Copper house-broken idea he suggested
  04/28/17
...
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
irl lol
motley sneaky criminal
  04/28/17
...
Insane 180 Macaca
  04/28/17
pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard
Fear-inspiring gaming laptop menage
  04/28/17
...
Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay
  11/18/17
180
drab bawdyhouse background story
  04/29/17
...
stirring pontificating orchestra pit
  04/29/17
...
Titillating black hunting ground crotch
  07/01/22
How many coons does it take to tar a roof?
aphrodisiac range jewess
  04/27/17
7?
Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry
  04/27/17
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
aphrodisiac range jewess
  04/27/17
...
coiffed nofapping legend abode
  04/28/17
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
Ruby Cerebral Area Sandwich
  04/27/17
A pilot. What are you, racist?
hairraiser learning disabled hall
  04/27/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is comm...
Violet space
  04/27/17
Lol
bright therapy goyim
  04/27/17
...
curious toilet seat
  04/28/17
What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want ...
bright therapy goyim
  04/27/17
neighbor
Arousing indecent stage karate
  04/27/17
Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.
Violet space
  04/27/17
...
Charismatic center
  04/28/17
...
Coral Beady-eyed Parlor
  04/28/17
Nagger?
Violet space
  04/27/17
Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/27/17
Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country
Vivacious pit
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s
comical sooty school partner
  04/27/17
pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decade...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like callin...
dashing cerise library depressive
  11/18/17
I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew ope...
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/27/17
A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to...
Pearl chapel twinkling uncleanness
  04/27/17
dark
Charismatic center
  04/28/17
180
Thriller Irate Dopamine Haunted Graveyard
  04/28/17
68485840022
Aromatic public bath
  04/28/17
lol brutal
lake lodge patrolman
  04/28/17
...
Coral Beady-eyed Parlor
  04/28/17
...
Wine vigorous telephone
  04/28/17
lmao holy shit
mind-boggling outnumbered cuckold main people
  04/28/17
What does NAACP stand for?
bright therapy goyim
  04/27/17
?
fragrant house
  04/28/17
niggas aint always cocking pistols niggers arguing and co...
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
Niggers are always causing problems
bright therapy goyim
  04/28/17
Niggers alligators apes coons and possums
Wine vigorous telephone
  04/28/17
National Association of Always Complaining People
amethyst floppy national hairy legs
  04/29/17
Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the p...
cracking mad-dog skullcap
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
120
Vivacious pit
  04/28/17
lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", br...
orchid swashbuckling degenerate gaping
  04/28/17
...
Chartreuse halford den
  04/28/17
thats, not a joke
henna adulterous forum hissy fit
  04/28/17
To be fair, Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: '...
Adventurous Stag Film Dysfunction
  04/28/17
underrated
bronze soul-stirring coffee pot stead
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
Khaki Soggy Rigpig
  04/29/17
...
tantric internal respiration people who are hurt
  04/29/17
180
Sable insecure nursing home newt
  04/29/17
...
claret cruise ship round eye
  04/29/17
lol
lake lodge patrolman
  05/16/17
Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no con...
Provocative hospital
  11/18/17
...
galvanic autistic stage
  11/18/17
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods ...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
180
Thriller Irate Dopamine Haunted Graveyard
  04/28/17
...
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
...
shaky keepsake machete
  04/28/17
180
mind-boggling outnumbered cuckold main people
  04/28/17
lmao
motley sneaky criminal
  04/30/17
...
Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay
  11/18/17
Lol
canary reading party locus
  11/18/17
What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"...
smoky glittery resort scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting o...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
fragrant house
  04/28/17
this is legit great
fragrant house
  04/28/17
...
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
...
Charismatic center
  04/28/17
Then he got raped by a beefy cholo
lake lodge patrolman
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
yapping office
  04/28/17
Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'
bright therapy goyim
  04/29/17
...
Sable insecure nursing home newt
  04/29/17
...
stirring pontificating orchestra pit
  04/29/17
Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other grou...
Chocolate Hyperactive Skinny Woman School Cafeteria
  05/07/17
what did the black kid get on his SAT?
fragrant house
  04/28/17
Sweet N Sour sauce
Big jade address
  04/28/17
i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah
fragrant house
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
How does every racist joke start? *looks around*
Big jade address
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
Chartreuse halford den
  04/28/17
What's white and 12 inches long?
Big jade address
  04/28/17
what?
fragrant house
  04/28/17
Nothing
Big jade address
  04/28/17
rofl
Chartreuse halford den
  04/28/17
...
lake lodge patrolman
  04/28/17
What's orange, white, and beautiful?
Big jade address
  04/28/17
trump, melania, and ivanka?
fragrant house
  04/28/17
A white person on fire.
Big jade address
  04/28/17
uh
fragrant house
  04/28/17
What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about W...
Big jade address
  04/28/17
i mean, if it were funny
fragrant house
  04/28/17
...
Vivacious pit
  04/28/17
What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?
Big jade address
  04/28/17
?
fragrant house
  04/28/17
He definitely did it.
Big jade address
  04/28/17
Lol
Vivacious pit
  04/28/17
180
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
...
claret cruise ship round eye
  04/28/17
...
fragrant house
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
180
lake lodge patrolman
  04/28/17
lol
henna adulterous forum hissy fit
  04/28/17
...
shaky keepsake machete
  04/28/17
...
curious toilet seat
  04/28/17
It is 1997
Wine vigorous telephone
  04/28/17
...
mind-boggling outnumbered cuckold main people
  04/28/17
lol
Low-t maroon shitlib hell
  04/29/17
lol
motley sneaky criminal
  04/30/17
Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race ch...
Vivacious pit
  04/28/17
180
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
Charismatic center
  04/28/17
756496674956
Aromatic public bath
  04/28/17
...
Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay
  11/18/17
Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game. One says to t...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
120
Vivacious pit
  04/28/17
(xo 2017)
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
Big jade address
  04/28/17
...
Vermilion mentally impaired nowag parlour
  04/28/17
i don't get it
Passionate Church Regret
  04/28/17
have you never met a WASP in your life?
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
180 especially for the names of the WASPs.
plum piazza
  04/29/17
...
Glassy Exhilarant Whorehouse Jap
  04/29/17
...
Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay
  11/18/17
what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?
Fishy puppy
  04/28/17
Get me a drink
Vivacious pit
  04/28/17
"Would the defendant please rise"
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
cr
Fishy puppy
  04/28/17
A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his ...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
lol
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
...
underhanded razzle-dazzle heaven nibblets
  04/28/17
lollll
lake lodge patrolman
  04/28/17
Lol
Poppy business firm
  11/19/17
What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit? Defen...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse ther...
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
...
Charismatic center
  04/28/17
lol extremely offensive
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
Chartreuse halford den
  04/28/17
lol
Pearl chapel twinkling uncleanness
  04/28/17
Why can't Stevie wonder read?
bright therapy goyim
  04/28/17
because he's black
Arousing indecent stage karate
  04/28/17
...
bright therapy goyim
  04/29/17
...
Thriller Irate Dopamine Haunted Graveyard
  04/29/17
A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on h...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
what?
henna adulterous forum hissy fit
  04/28/17
The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man w...
Big jade address
  04/28/17
What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jel...
duck-like spot
  04/28/17
How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?
fragrant house
  04/28/17
?
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
Put it into airplane mode.
fragrant house
  04/28/17
...
Charismatic center
  04/28/17
When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'l...
fragrant house
  04/28/17
...
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
...
Charismatic center
  04/28/17
...
naked box office circlehead
  04/29/17
lmmmmao
motley sneaky criminal
  04/30/17
...
smoky glittery resort scourge upon the earth
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle schoo...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
?
fragrant house
  04/28/17
He's 23?
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
lol
fragrant house
  04/28/17
What's long and hard on a black man?
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
The law
supple greedy filthpig
  04/28/17
the first grade.
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
?
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
The NBA
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
180
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
...
claret cruise ship round eye
  04/28/17
How do you start a riot in Mexico?
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
how?
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
Throw a penny down the street
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
meh
lascivious confused shrine pisswyrm
  04/28/17
Whos the richest man in Mexico?
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
Carlos Slim
Dull electric useless brakes
  04/28/17
...
lascivious confused shrine pisswyrm
  04/28/17
Yes he picked up that penny
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
...
Glassy Exhilarant Whorehouse Jap
  04/29/17
A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a rou...
Sickened Organic Girlfriend
  04/28/17
...
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
lol.
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
...
Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay
  11/18/17
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of...
lake lodge patrolman
  04/28/17
Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?
exciting yellow messiness
  04/28/17
...
flickering onyx church building boiling water
  04/28/17
...
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
427386980435769083457609823745
motley sneaky criminal
  04/30/17
https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72
startling lemon casino
  04/28/17
Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American...
Marvelous ratface senate
  04/28/17
Elton John's chauffeur.
startling lemon casino
  04/28/17
Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DI...
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but: Two polack...
silver big-titted fat ankles tank
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/28/17
what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son? ...
racy apoplectic gas station
  04/28/17
Ritardo
racy apoplectic gas station
  04/28/17
A black boy ran crying to his momma. "Mommy, mommy, I...
aphrodisiac range jewess
  04/28/17
...
Coral Beady-eyed Parlor
  04/28/17
Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate? so they don't bite...
ivory institution
  04/28/17
do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?
Arousing indecent stage karate
  04/28/17
You ever tried Ethiopian food?
Wine vigorous telephone
  04/28/17
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
bright therapy goyim
  04/28/17
tires don't sing when you put chains on em
Arousing indecent stage karate
  04/28/17
i felt bad laughing at that.
saffron garrison generalized bond
  04/28/17
180000
Coral Beady-eyed Parlor
  04/30/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  05/07/17
What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling bal...
Poppy business firm
  04/28/17
...
rose infuriating psychic crackhouse
  04/29/17
a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to ...
Arousing indecent stage karate
  04/28/17
LOL!!!!
canary reading party locus
  11/18/17
What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
A quarter pounder with cheese
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The je...
aphrodisiac range jewess
  04/28/17
a Stevie Wright classic, 180
Charismatic center
  04/29/17
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a g...
histrionic trailer park private investor
  04/28/17
how is this racist?
Chartreuse halford den
  04/28/17
...
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
How long does it take a black woman to shit?
Wine vigorous telephone
  04/28/17
9 months
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?
Fishy puppy
  04/28/17
This joke has already been made ITT
Vivacious pit
  04/28/17
Lol Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm readin...
Fishy puppy
  04/29/17
(associate about to get shitcanned)
Big jade address
  04/29/17
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
mind-boggling outnumbered cuckold main people
  04/28/17
one less kike
crawly native laser beams
  04/28/17
He saw the gas bill
Transparent Misanthropic Site
  04/28/17
...
mind-boggling outnumbered cuckold main people
  04/28/17
...
rusted property kitty cat
  04/29/17
?
bateful shimmering preventive strike tanning salon
  11/30/23
Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, &...
Coral Beady-eyed Parlor
  04/29/17
...
Wine vigorous telephone
  04/30/17
(Junior Soprano)
Chocolate Hyperactive Skinny Woman School Cafeteria
  05/07/17
What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopu...
bright therapy goyim
  04/29/17
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
odious painfully honest faggot firefighter
  05/07/17
Cut the rope?
Chocolate Hyperactive Skinny Woman School Cafeteria
  05/07/17
...
grizzly kitchen
  05/16/17
His wife and kids
concupiscible antidepressant drug famous landscape painting
  11/18/17
Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics? A. To ke...
Pink Laughsome Jew Principal's Office
  11/18/17
...
Heady Really Tough Guy Party Of The First Part
  11/18/17
Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?” Sku...
Pink Laughsome Jew Principal's Office
  11/18/17
A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hou...
Pink Laughsome Jew Principal's Office
  11/18/17
Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-sh...
Irradiated Base
  11/19/17
...
Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay
  11/19/17
An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'a...
aphrodisiac range jewess
  11/19/17
Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War? Because ev...
drunken wagecucks step-uncle's house
  07/01/22


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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: bright therapy goyim

I'll start..

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180548)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Arousing indecent stage karate

they're not falling for that one again.

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180679)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: bright therapy goyim

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180704)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Arousing indecent stage karate

they only took four cars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring gaming laptop menage

holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Violet space

What is the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Big jade address

It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: crystalline dog poop roast beef

kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: boyish abusive idiot toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: bright therapy goyim

(Don Imus)

Pubic hair on their heads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180697)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: hairraiser learning disabled hall

A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: excitant mental disorder

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: bright therapy goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Ruby Cerebral Area Sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Flirting magenta chad bbw

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: brass sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Bearded olive ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: crystalline dog poop roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: duck-like spot

damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: lake lodge patrolman

http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Contagious national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Slate Deep Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: motley sneaky criminal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: curious toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: galvanic autistic stage

Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Erotic vibrant station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: Poppy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Violet space

Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.

What do you call a black priest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180712)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: ultramarine field

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Violet space

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: Charismatic center

loled irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: naked box office circlehead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: lake lodge patrolman

http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Contagious national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Slate Deep Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: galvanic autistic stage

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Violet space

This one is also funny.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180735)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Harsh plaza

LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry

Loll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: unholy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: Copper house-broken idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: motley sneaky criminal

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Insane 180 Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring gaming laptop menage

pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: drab bawdyhouse background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: stirring pontificating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: Titillating black hunting ground crotch

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range jewess

How many coons does it take to tar a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Brilliant juggernaut dingle berry

7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range jewess

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: coiffed nofapping legend abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Ruby Cerebral Area Sandwich

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: hairraiser learning disabled hall

A pilot. What are you, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Violet space

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: bright therapy goyim

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: curious toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: bright therapy goyim

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Arousing indecent stage karate

neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Violet space

Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Charismatic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Coral Beady-eyed Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Violet space

Nagger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Vivacious pit

Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: comical sooty school partner

https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.

also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182828)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: dashing cerise library depressive

aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.

Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.

Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"

She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180849)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Pearl chapel twinkling uncleanness

A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?"

Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."

"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."

"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"

"Your baby's dead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180870)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: Charismatic center

dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Thriller Irate Dopamine Haunted Graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Aromatic public bath

68485840022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: lake lodge patrolman

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: Coral Beady-eyed Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Wine vigorous telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling outnumbered cuckold main people

lmao holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: bright therapy goyim

What does NAACP stand for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: fragrant house

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

niggas aint always cocking pistols

niggers arguing and constantly protesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183164)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: bright therapy goyim

Niggers are always causing problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: Wine vigorous telephone

Niggers alligators apes coons and possums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: amethyst floppy national hairy legs

National Association of Always Complaining People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: cracking mad-dog skullcap

Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!"

He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?"

But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!"

Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Vivacious pit

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: orchid swashbuckling degenerate gaping

lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Chartreuse halford den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: henna adulterous forum hissy fit

thats, not a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film Dysfunction

To be fair,

Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'

Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'

Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'

Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184744)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: bronze soul-stirring coffee pot stead

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM
Author: Khaki Soggy Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM
Author: tantric internal respiration people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Sable insecure nursing home newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: claret cruise ship round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: lake lodge patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Provocative hospital

Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: galvanic autistic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.

The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"

The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182841)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Thriller Irate Dopamine Haunted Graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: shaky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling outnumbered cuckold main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: motley sneaky criminal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: canary reading party locus

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: smoky glittery resort scourge upon the earth

What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."

The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."

Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.

The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."

Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.

The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"

"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182906)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: fragrant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: fragrant house

this is legit great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: Charismatic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: lake lodge patrolman

Then he got raped by a beefy cholo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: yapping office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: bright therapy goyim

Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Sable insecure nursing home newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: stirring pontificating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Chocolate Hyperactive Skinny Woman School Cafeteria

Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: fragrant house

what did the black kid get on his SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Big jade address

Sweet N Sour sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: fragrant house

i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Big jade address

How does every racist joke start?

*looks around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182918)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Chartreuse halford den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Big jade address

What's white and 12 inches long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: fragrant house

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Big jade address

Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Chartreuse halford den

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: lake lodge patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Big jade address

What's orange, white, and beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: fragrant house

trump, melania, and ivanka?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Big jade address

A white person on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: fragrant house

uh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Big jade address

What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: fragrant house

i mean, if it were funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Vivacious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Big jade address

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: fragrant house

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Big jade address

He definitely did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Vivacious pit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: claret cruise ship round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: fragrant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: lake lodge patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: henna adulterous forum hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: shaky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: curious toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Wine vigorous telephone

It is 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling outnumbered cuckold main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Low-t maroon shitlib hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: motley sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Vivacious pit

Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"

Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."

Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."

So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.

Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"

(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182948)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: Charismatic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Aromatic public bath

756496674956

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.

One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."

"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"

"Fine, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183070)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Vivacious pit

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

(xo 2017)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Big jade address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Vermilion mentally impaired nowag parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Passionate Church Regret

i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

have you never met a WASP in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: plum piazza

180 especially for the names of the WASPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: Glassy Exhilarant Whorehouse Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: Fishy puppy

what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: Vivacious pit

Get me a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

"Would the defendant please rise"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Fishy puppy

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183115)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle heaven nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: lake lodge patrolman

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Poppy business firm

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?

Defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183118)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Charismatic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

lol extremely offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Chartreuse halford den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: Pearl chapel twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: bright therapy goyim

Why can't Stevie wonder read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Arousing indecent stage karate

because he's black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: bright therapy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Thriller Irate Dopamine Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."

On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"

The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183145)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: henna adulterous forum hissy fit

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Big jade address

The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: duck-like spot

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?

The black one steals your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183161)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: fragrant house

How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: fragrant house

Put it into airplane mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Charismatic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: fragrant house

When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Charismatic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM
Author: naked box office circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: motley sneaky criminal

lmmmmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: smoky glittery resort scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: fragrant house

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

He's 23?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: fragrant house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

What's long and hard on a black man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: supple greedy filthpig

The law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

the first grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

The NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: claret cruise ship round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

How do you start a riot in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

Throw a penny down the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: lascivious confused shrine pisswyrm

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

Whos the richest man in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Dull electric useless brakes

Carlos Slim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: lascivious confused shrine pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

Yes he picked up that penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Glassy Exhilarant Whorehouse Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Sickened Organic Girlfriend

A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.

The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.

After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.

The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .

The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.

Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.

The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.

"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.

"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.

"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: rusted property kitty cat

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: lake lodge patrolman

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183827)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water

Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: exciting yellow messiness

Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: flickering onyx church building boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: motley sneaky criminal

427386980435769083457609823745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: startling lemon casino

https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Marvelous ratface senate

Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: startling lemon casino

Elton John's chauffeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: silver big-titted fat ankles tank

pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:

Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184268)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: racy apoplectic gas station

what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185546)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: racy apoplectic gas station

Ritardo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range jewess

A black boy ran crying to his momma.

"Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!"

"No dear, you just have diarrhea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185787)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Coral Beady-eyed Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: ivory institution

Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?

so they don't bite their fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Arousing indecent stage karate

do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: Wine vigorous telephone

You ever tried Ethiopian food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: bright therapy goyim

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Arousing indecent stage karate

tires don't sing when you put chains on em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: saffron garrison generalized bond

i felt bad laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Coral Beady-eyed Parlor

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Poppy business firm

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186056)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: rose infuriating psychic crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Arousing indecent stage karate

a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.

and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186165)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: canary reading party locus

LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

A quarter pounder with cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range jewess

A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!"

"What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys sunk the Titanic!"

"That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186227)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: Charismatic center

a Stevie Wright classic, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: histrionic trailer park private investor

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse halford den

how is this racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: Wine vigorous telephone

How long does it take a black woman to shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

9 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: Fishy puppy

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Vivacious pit

This joke has already been made ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM
Author: Fishy puppy

Lol

Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189827)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Big jade address

(associate about to get shitcanned)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling outnumbered cuckold main people

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: crawly native laser beams

one less kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Transparent Misanthropic Site

He saw the gas bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling outnumbered cuckold main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: rusted property kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM
Author: bateful shimmering preventive strike tanning salon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Coral Beady-eyed Parlor

Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Wine vigorous telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: Chocolate Hyperactive Skinny Woman School Cafeteria

(Junior Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: bright therapy goyim

What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: odious painfully honest faggot firefighter

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Chocolate Hyperactive Skinny Woman School Cafeteria

Cut the rope?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: grizzly kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: concupiscible antidepressant drug famous landscape painting
Subject: His wife and kids

What do you throw an African American drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Pink Laughsome Jew Principal's Office

Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?

A. To keep the flies off the chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720909)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Heady Really Tough Guy Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Pink Laughsome Jew Principal's Office

Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”

Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”

Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”

Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720940)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Pink Laughsome Jew Principal's Office

A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Irradiated Base

Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.

Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon"

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt"

Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"

Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.

Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.

Bartender is confused at this point.

Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?"

Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722534)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Twinkling Multi-colored Boistinker Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722542)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: aphrodisiac range jewess

An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract."

"No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722562)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: drunken wagecucks step-uncle's house

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778799)