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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy
  05/22/17
holy fuck
bat-shit-crazy alpha stag film
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Yapping School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
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Happy Monday!
Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy
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bat-shit-crazy alpha stag film
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Misanthropic Chrome Spot Antidepressant Drug
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jfc
Turquoise nursing home
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abnormal buff athletic conference circlehead
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Stimulating underhanded stock car
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greened.com, actually
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Big-titted Spectacular Partner Library
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Yellow mad cow disease
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Odious honey-headed indian lodge jew
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Jfc
thirsty university
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*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
chartreuse appetizing mother
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Bump for Cole Haan
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COLE HAAN
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Snowy Motley Temple Dragon
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
brilliant persian tanning salon
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy
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bat-shit-crazy alpha stag film
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Misanthropic Chrome Spot Antidepressant Drug
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Navy big trailer park
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Canary racy national affirmative action
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Patty Klotz
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chartreuse appetizing mother
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pink ticket booth multi-billionaire
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bull headed pistol lodge
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Doug is not a meme.
Spruce Old Irish Cottage Market
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
drab heaven skinny woman
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
drab heaven skinny woman
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
Salmon laughsome hominid
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
drunken talented office
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Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
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Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy
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Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
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chartreuse appetizing mother
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plum razzle hall
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jfc this thread is toxic
saffron set pozpig
  05/22/17
*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
crimson adventurous double fault
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
charismatic wine den azn
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Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
violet cerebral newt
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dashing pontificating patrolman
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Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
chartreuse appetizing mother
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drab heaven skinny woman
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bright internet-worthy school nibblets
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
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insane avocado menage
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glittery brass quadroon haunted graveyard
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Salmon laughsome hominid
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
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drunken talented office
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effete codepig rehab
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Misanthropic Chrome Spot Antidepressant Drug
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multi-colored regret
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thirsty university
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Salmon laughsome hominid
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy alpha stag film

holy fuck

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Yapping School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Slate brunch windowlicker

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy alpha stag film



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Misanthropic Chrome Spot Antidepressant Drug



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Turquoise nursing home

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: abnormal buff athletic conference circlehead



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Stimulating underhanded stock car



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac henna shrine really tough guy

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Frisky philosopher-king site



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Big-titted Spectacular Partner Library



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Yellow mad cow disease



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Odious honey-headed indian lodge jew



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: thirsty university

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone whorehouse background story



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Turquoise nursing home



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Snowy Motley Temple Dragon



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: brilliant persian tanning salon

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy alpha stag film



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Misanthropic Chrome Spot Antidepressant Drug



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Aromatic sexy garrison ratface



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Navy big trailer park



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: tripping aqua coffee pot



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Canary racy national affirmative action



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: drab heaven skinny woman



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Demanding Hissy Fit Sweet Tailpipe

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: bright internet-worthy school nibblets



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: pink ticket booth multi-billionaire



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: bull headed pistol lodge



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Spruce Old Irish Cottage Market

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: drab heaven skinny woman

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: drab heaven skinny woman

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Salmon laughsome hominid

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: drunken talented office

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Cowardly curious psychic

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Cowardly curious psychic

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: charismatic wine den azn

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender theatre



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: dashing pontificating patrolman



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Fragrant lavender theatre



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: plum razzle hall



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: saffron set pozpig

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365732)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: crimson adventurous double fault

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: charismatic wine den azn

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: violet cerebral newt

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: dashing pontificating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother

Very extensive:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: drab heaven skinny woman



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: bright internet-worthy school nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814344)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: insane avocado menage



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: glittery brass quadroon haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33366216)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Salmon laughsome hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone whorehouse background story

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: drunken talented office



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: effete codepig rehab



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Charcoal medicated goal in life



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Misanthropic Chrome Spot Antidepressant Drug



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: multi-colored regret



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: brilliant persian tanning salon



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: thirsty university



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Turquoise nursing home



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: abnormal buff athletic conference circlehead



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Salmon laughsome hominid



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine church building



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: dashing pontificating patrolman

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Maize striped hyena



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: drab heaven skinny woman



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Duck-like prole

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant Demanding Hissy Fit Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Dark pervert

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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone whorehouse background story

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: bright internet-worthy school nibblets



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: overrated casino depressive



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Outnumbered pocket flask people who are hurt



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Kink-friendly dun messiness



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: obsidian gay wizard kitty



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone whorehouse background story



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: cruel-hearted parlor

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Big-titted Spectacular Partner Library



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: White Principal's Office

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: chartreuse appetizing mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: Opaque Mind-boggling Feces Therapy



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