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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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Diverse theater roommate
  05/22/17
holy fuck
idiotic church candlestick maker
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fragrant drunken scourge upon the earth mother
  05/22/17
switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
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  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
Diverse theater roommate
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idiotic church candlestick maker
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  05/22/17
jfc
heady opaque field
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Flickering Ape Institution
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greened.com, actually
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Jfc
Boyish Shaky Piazza
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*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
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COLE HAAN
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
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idiotic church candlestick maker
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splenetic cerise hominid stead
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Patty Klotz
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Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor
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Magenta office
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Jet magical pit internal respiration
  04/02/23
Doug is not a meme.
bipolar big son of senegal
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
trip abnormal brunch
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
trip abnormal brunch
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
Plum crotch forum
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
Bearded cobalt idiot
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
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Diverse theater roommate
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Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
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bistre bull headed telephone twinkling uncleanness
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jfc this thread is toxic
Vivacious associate
  05/22/17
*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Clear principal's office
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
contagious canary abode yarmulke
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Diverse theater roommate



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: idiotic church candlestick maker

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: fragrant drunken scourge upon the earth mother



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Free-loading site background story

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Diverse theater roommate

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: idiotic church candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365274)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: splenetic cerise hominid stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365299)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: heady opaque field

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: disturbing marvelous kitchen



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Flickering Ape Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33370910)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Purple theatre electric furnace

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Offensive Locale Pisswyrm



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Dashing Naked Filthpig



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: cyan masturbator karate



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: mentally impaired comical really tough guy crackhouse



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Boyish Shaky Piazza

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: Talented lake incel weed whacker



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: heady opaque field



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling painfully honest whorehouse athletic conference



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Hot turquoise meetinghouse clown

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Diverse theater roommate

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: idiotic church candlestick maker



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: splenetic cerise hominid stead



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Cracking Snowy State Digit Ratio



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Duck-like Home



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: startled swollen degenerate



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: crusty rehab



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: trip abnormal brunch



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: cerebral milky library

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Drab well-lubricated house french chef



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: Magenta office



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Jet magical pit internal respiration



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: bipolar big son of senegal

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: trip abnormal brunch

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: trip abnormal brunch

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Plum crotch forum

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Bearded cobalt idiot

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: iridescent aromatic rigpig

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Diverse theater roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: iridescent aromatic rigpig

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: contagious canary abode yarmulke

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: galvanic fluffy pocket flask dragon



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: spectacular casino



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: galvanic fluffy pocket flask dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39483783)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: bistre bull headed telephone twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365590)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Vivacious associate

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365732)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Clear principal's office

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: contagious canary abode yarmulke

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: amethyst box office therapy

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: spectacular casino



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: trip abnormal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Drab well-lubricated house french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor

*notices this spectacle:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814344)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: alcoholic locus quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33366205)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: pink heaven jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33366216)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Plum crotch forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Talented lake incel weed whacker

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Bearded cobalt idiot



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: blue national



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Awkward Vigorous Stage



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: splenetic cerise hominid stead



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: exciting sneaky criminal pozpig



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Hot turquoise meetinghouse clown



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Boyish Shaky Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: heady opaque field



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: disturbing marvelous kitchen



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Plum crotch forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: spectacular casino

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Red sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Diverse theater roommate

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: trip abnormal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167890)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: sable university

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: cerebral milky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Diverse theater roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Sapphire Queen Of The Night

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Talented lake incel weed whacker

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Drab well-lubricated house french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz chapel mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: supple self-absorbed plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Balding maniacal area gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Vibrant sadistic corner dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Talented lake incel weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: twisted haunted graveyard

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Dashing Naked Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Adulterous Famous Landscape Painting

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Topaz Stirring Kitty Cat Parlor

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Diverse theater roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: Diverse theater roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#45762865)