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these motherfuckers have no respect.
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Frum Ruddy Corner Idea He Suggested

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: overrated striped hyena gaming laptop

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Self-absorbed volcanic crater

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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Pearly main people

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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: concupiscible mood

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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
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Bump for Cole Haan

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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: concupiscible mood

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: overrated striped hyena gaming laptop

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: concupiscible mood

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: transparent orchestra pit deer antler

Doug is not a meme.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: supple aggressive sanctuary really tough guy

these motherfuckers have no respect.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: supple aggressive sanctuary really tough guy

MODS!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Black lay pisswyrm

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed unhinged cruise ship goyim

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: coiffed purple persian theater

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: overrated striped hyena gaming laptop



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: coiffed purple persian theater

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: hairraiser dog poop

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: concupiscible mood

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: arousing ultramarine codepig brethren

jfc this thread is toxic

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Fragrant Crawly Principal's Office Boltzmann

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: hairraiser dog poop

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Mewling whorehouse

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: lake home



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: concupiscible mood

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: supple aggressive sanctuary really tough guy



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: concupiscible mood

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: splenetic quadroon stage

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed unhinged cruise ship goyim



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Black lay pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Bull headed liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: lake home

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Cracking indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: overrated striped hyena gaming laptop

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: supple aggressive sanctuary really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167890)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Heady Lime Dopamine

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: geriatric church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: overrated striped hyena gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: curious address

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: splenetic quadroon stage

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: concupiscible mood

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: spruce frozen athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: charismatic hateful garrison sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Electric Snowy Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Startled bistre round eye theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz fanboi stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: splenetic quadroon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: concupiscible mood

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Maize odious mental disorder site

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Tantric Dingle Berry Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Iridescent pozpig area

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: concupiscible mood

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: overrated striped hyena gaming laptop



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: overrated striped hyena gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#45762865)