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The Onion redpills on Global Capitalism and masculinity hard

http://www.theonion.com/article/here-probably-our-bestsellin...
Vivacious Brilliant Native
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plum factory reset button locus
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lol 180
olive shrine
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fragrant fluffy fanboi
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hateful location
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Excitant Rough-skinned Ladyboy Pozpig
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purple state
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mind-boggling mood lodge
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silver ticket booth patrolman
  06/15/17
OK that's pretty toxic
insane jet-lagged mad cow disease
  06/15/17
Favorite is the closer: "At press time, sources confirm...
Vivacious Brilliant Native
  06/15/17
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insane jet-lagged mad cow disease
  06/15/17
Jfc
Submissive Arousing Therapy
  06/15/17
FTGE
floppy khaki queen of the night step-uncle's house
  06/15/17
lol
Comical stead twinkling uncleanness
  02/21/18
JFC
lascivious mentally impaired jap range
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crawly lay
  02/21/18
JFC Fortuitous meteor.
floppy khaki queen of the night step-uncle's house
  06/15/17
Excellent
Overrated bull headed school cafeteria
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godawful flushed theater mediation
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charismatic useless set
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JFC
lascivious mentally impaired jap range
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trip chocolate hospital masturbator
  06/17/17
how did this get past their lib censors?
Magenta psychic regret
  06/15/17
Trump's The Onion
dun buck-toothed office
  06/15/17
Yet the one constant is that he's CHAD and has his pick of w...
plum factory reset button locus
  06/15/17
pretty staggering to think that life for Chad is WORSE now t...
violent hominid
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Ruby Learning Disabled Toilet Seat Hall
  06/15/17
devastating
Razzle death wish orchestra pit
  06/15/17
This article just shows how much better life has gotten for ...
Massive abode tank
  06/15/17
i think you are the shitlib pumo i disagree with 99% of the ...
Lake Hairraiser Fortuitous Meteor
  06/17/17
Thats Obeezy, our resident cate fighting champion and lady k...
Comical stead twinkling uncleanness
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Vivacious Brilliant Native
  06/17/17
I refuse to click and give onion my cuckclick.
Chartreuse Stirring Space
  06/17/17
Cuckclick - good one
heady depressive brethren
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vigorous shitlib
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Sexy Out-of-control Doctorate Church
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stimulating new version
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pt 2 https://local.theonion.com/chemicals-that-pushed-man-s...
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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: Vivacious Brilliant Native

http://www.theonion.com/article/here-probably-our-bestselling-love-seat-says-man-w-56257

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33566966)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: plum factory reset button locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33566977)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: olive shrine

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33566978)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: fragrant fluffy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33566983)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: hateful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33566984)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Excitant Rough-skinned Ladyboy Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33566989)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: purple state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33566993)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling mood lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33567002)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: silver ticket booth patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33567018)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: insane jet-lagged mad cow disease

OK that's pretty toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33567020)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Brilliant Native

Favorite is the closer: "At press time, sources confirmed that instead of attending a bounteous feast held in his honor, with legions of followers roasting great beasts on spits, breaking open jars of wine, and rapturously chanting his name, Eakins was carefully pulling back the plastic film on a microwave lasagna."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569220)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: insane jet-lagged mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569231)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Submissive Arousing Therapy

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569265)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: floppy khaki queen of the night step-uncle's house

FTGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569274)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Comical stead twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35451741)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: lascivious mentally impaired jap range

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35451780)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: crawly lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35451984)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:42 PM
Author: floppy khaki queen of the night step-uncle's house

JFC

Fortuitous meteor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33567028)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Overrated bull headed school cafeteria

Excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33567051)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: godawful flushed theater mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33567059)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: charismatic useless set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569234)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: lascivious mentally impaired jap range

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569247)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: trip chocolate hospital masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33583720)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Magenta psychic regret

how did this get past their lib censors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569264)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: dun buck-toothed office

Trump's The Onion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569454)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: plum factory reset button locus

Yet the one constant is that he's CHAD and has his pick of women no matter how successful he is in his career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569266)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: violent hominid

pretty staggering to think that life for Chad is WORSE now than it was historically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35452047)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Ruby Learning Disabled Toilet Seat Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569271)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:32 PM
Author: Razzle death wish orchestra pit

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569407)



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Date: June 15th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Massive abode tank

This article just shows how much better life has gotten for the kind of person that poasts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33569451)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Lake Hairraiser Fortuitous Meteor

i think you are the shitlib pumo i disagree with 99% of the time but this is tmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33583706)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Comical stead twinkling uncleanness

Thats Obeezy, our resident cate fighting champion and lady killer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35451748)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Vivacious Brilliant Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33583603)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse Stirring Space

I refuse to click and give onion my cuckclick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33583606)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: heady depressive brethren

Cuckclick - good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33583882)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: Pontificating walnut indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33583612)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: vigorous shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33583634)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Lake Hairraiser Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#33583708)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Motley Aquamarine Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#34887463)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Vivacious Brilliant Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35451698)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Sexy Out-of-control Doctorate Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35451717)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Curious Sickened Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35451769)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: stimulating new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35451965)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Vivacious Brilliant Native

pt 2

https://local.theonion.com/chemicals-that-pushed-man-s-ancestors-to-run-down-wild-1819579876

Chemicals That Pushed Man’s Ancestors To Run Down Wild Boar Flare At Sight Of White Cheddar Popcorn Bag

KENNEBUNK, ME—Setting off a cascade of neurological processes that evolved in the human race millennia ago, the same chemicals that pushed local man Eric Steiner’s ancient ancestors to run down wild boar reportedly flared Thursday at the sight of a bag of white cheddar popcorn. According to sources, moments after his brain perceived and interpreted the relevant visual cues from the popcorn bag, a flood of neurotransmitters surged through Steiner’s hypothalamus, spurring him to pursue the snack with the exact intensity that his spear-wielding forebears displayed while chasing herds of swine for miles across the African savanna. Reports confirmed that, upon returning home, Steiner lunged at the bag with an adrenalized fervor indistinguishable from that which seized prehistoric hunters as they set upon a dangerous wild boar armed with razor-sharp tusks. At press time, the same digestive hormones that compelled Steiner’s most distant ancestors to strip every morsel of meat off the boar carcass was compelling him to scoop out all the cheese residue at the bottom of the bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35958116)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: fragrant fluffy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#35958129)



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Date: August 10th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: magical friendly grandma

https://i.imgur.com/EvDk0YY.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648812&forum_id=2#38667153)