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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Brilliant idiotic stag film
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
Learning Disabled Yellow Lay
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
Fragrant Walnut Filthpig
  07/13/17
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Translucent faggotry
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
at-the-ready mother
  07/13/17
LOL
cowardly chocolate hunting ground degenerate
  07/13/17
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glittery institution community account
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
opaque private investor tank
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
talented shitlib step-uncle's house
  07/13/17
...
Brilliant idiotic stag film
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
Gaped Milk
  07/19/17
...
cheese-eating rose coffee pot
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Brilliant idiotic stag film
  07/13/17
...
Multi-colored green trust fund quadroon
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
Fragrant Walnut Filthpig
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
ocher depressive home
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
Vibrant National
  07/13/17
...
talented shitlib step-uncle's house
  07/13/17
...
Multi-colored green trust fund quadroon
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
Concupiscible bat shit crazy yarmulke
  07/13/17
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Irradiated Magenta Genital Piercing
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
Cracking nursing home
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
Sapphire Internal Respiration Dysfunction
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Brilliant idiotic stag film
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
Exciting milky puppy
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
Thriller Set Faggot Firefighter
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
Drunken theatre goal in life
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Dead organic girlfriend
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
Gaped Milk
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Brilliant idiotic stag film

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Yellow Lay

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Walnut Filthpig

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Translucent faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready mother

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: cowardly chocolate hunting ground degenerate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: glittery institution community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767622)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: opaque private investor tank

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: talented shitlib step-uncle's house

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Brilliant idiotic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810222)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Gaped Milk

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating rose coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Brilliant idiotic stag film

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored green trust fund quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Fragrant Walnut Filthpig

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: ocher depressive home

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Vibrant National

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: talented shitlib step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored green trust fund quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible bat shit crazy yarmulke

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Irradiated Magenta Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Cracking nursing home

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Sapphire Internal Respiration Dysfunction

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Brilliant idiotic stag film

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Exciting milky puppy

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Thriller Set Faggot Firefighter

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Drunken theatre goal in life

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Dead organic girlfriend

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Gaped Milk

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)