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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
titillating point
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
fragrant smoky heaven
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
Thriller national security agency
  07/13/17
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charismatic church fortuitous meteor
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
razzle-dazzle windowlicker
  07/13/17
LOL
irradiated very tactful people who are hurt sweet tailpipe
  07/13/17
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low-t theater
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
galvanic naked locus elastic band
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
flatulent unholy dilemma dingle berry
  07/13/17
...
titillating point
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
heady stock car
  07/19/17
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Metal big-titted casino giraffe
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
titillating point
  07/13/17
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filthy pink antidepressant drug
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
Thriller national security agency
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
umber vivacious marketing idea
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
sooty theater stage hominid
  07/13/17
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flatulent unholy dilemma dingle berry
  07/13/17
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filthy pink antidepressant drug
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
trip volcanic crater indian lodge
  07/13/17
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multi-colored house tattoo
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
Shaky flickering puppy resort
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
free-loading sneaky criminal sound barrier
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
titillating point
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
maniacal vengeful stage
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
Swashbuckling hissy fit organic girlfriend
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
Contagious Goal In Life
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
offensive space round eye
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
heady stock car
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: titillating point

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: fragrant smoky heaven

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Thriller national security agency

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: charismatic church fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle windowlicker

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: irradiated very tactful people who are hurt sweet tailpipe

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: low-t theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767622)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: galvanic naked locus elastic band

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: flatulent unholy dilemma dingle berry

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: titillating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810222)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: heady stock car

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Metal big-titted casino giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: titillating point

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: filthy pink antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Thriller national security agency

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: umber vivacious marketing idea

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: sooty theater stage hominid

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: flatulent unholy dilemma dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: filthy pink antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: trip volcanic crater indian lodge

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: multi-colored house tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Shaky flickering puppy resort

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: free-loading sneaky criminal sound barrier

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: titillating point

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: maniacal vengeful stage

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hissy fit organic girlfriend

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Contagious Goal In Life

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: offensive space round eye

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: heady stock car

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)