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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Scarlet Really Tough Guy
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
Hyperventilating turquoise karate
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
ivory razzmatazz piazza
  07/13/17
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Olive chapel
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
Impertinent stimulating property dopamine
  07/13/17
LOL
Buff Hot Office Telephone
  07/13/17
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khaki concupiscible gay wizard roast beef
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
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  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
sooty foreskin church building
  07/13/17
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Scarlet Really Tough Guy
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
Flatulent masturbator hospital
  07/19/17
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canary ape pozpig
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Scarlet Really Tough Guy
  07/13/17
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Silver Cruel-hearted Theater Stage
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
ivory razzmatazz piazza
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
adventurous light dilemma personal credit line
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
pink persian stage
  07/13/17
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sooty foreskin church building
  07/13/17
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Silver Cruel-hearted Theater Stage
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
aphrodisiac spruce fortuitous meteor patrolman
  07/13/17
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arousing confused giraffe dragon
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
supple twinkling station
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
Internet-worthy Slap-happy Deer Antler Alpha
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Scarlet Really Tough Guy
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
bespoke temple
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
bronze milk
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
brindle home
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Crimson Corner Blood Rage
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
Flatulent masturbator hospital
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Scarlet Really Tough Guy

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating turquoise karate

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: ivory razzmatazz piazza

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Olive chapel



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Impertinent stimulating property dopamine

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Buff Hot Office Telephone

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: khaki concupiscible gay wizard roast beef



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Appetizing ebony degenerate cruise ship

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: sooty foreskin church building

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Scarlet Really Tough Guy



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Flatulent masturbator hospital

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: canary ape pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Really Tough Guy

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Silver Cruel-hearted Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: ivory razzmatazz piazza

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: adventurous light dilemma personal credit line

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: pink persian stage

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: sooty foreskin church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Silver Cruel-hearted Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac spruce fortuitous meteor patrolman

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: arousing confused giraffe dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: supple twinkling station

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Slap-happy Deer Antler Alpha

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Scarlet Really Tough Guy

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: bespoke temple

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: bronze milk

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: brindle home

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Crimson Corner Blood Rage

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Flatulent masturbator hospital

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)