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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Tripping Provocative Mental Disorder Locale
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
Vivacious school
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
mustard corner karate
  07/13/17
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Bonkers knife university
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
Pearly elastic band windowlicker
  07/13/17
LOL
clear wonderful brunch crotch
  07/13/17
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Peach Gay Wizard
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
Mahogany Alcoholic Garrison Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
rusted motley hospital
  07/13/17
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Tripping Provocative Mental Disorder Locale
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
Heady station volcanic crater
  07/19/17
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lake big psychic
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Tripping Provocative Mental Disorder Locale
  07/13/17
...
Zippy police squad
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
mustard corner karate
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
Aqua nighttime space
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
Mind-boggling amber double fault
  07/13/17
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rusted motley hospital
  07/13/17
...
Zippy police squad
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
Up-to-no-good at-the-ready public bath
  07/13/17
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Irradiated philosopher-king toilet seat
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
Galvanic pisswyrm weed whacker
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
embarrassed to the bone primrose piazza
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Tripping Provocative Mental Disorder Locale
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
pale cowardly menage ratface
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
magical cobalt stage
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
Sienna Ladyboy
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Harsh degenerate
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
Heady station volcanic crater
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Tripping Provocative Mental Disorder Locale

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Vivacious school

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: mustard corner karate

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Bonkers knife university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Pearly elastic band windowlicker

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: clear wonderful brunch crotch

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Peach Gay Wizard



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Mahogany Alcoholic Garrison Twinkling Uncleanness

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: rusted motley hospital

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Tripping Provocative Mental Disorder Locale



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Heady station volcanic crater

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: lake big psychic



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Tripping Provocative Mental Disorder Locale

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Zippy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: mustard corner karate

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Aqua nighttime space

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling amber double fault

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: rusted motley hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Zippy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good at-the-ready public bath

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Irradiated philosopher-king toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Galvanic pisswyrm weed whacker

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone primrose piazza

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Tripping Provocative Mental Disorder Locale

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: pale cowardly menage ratface

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: magical cobalt stage

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Sienna Ladyboy

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Harsh degenerate

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Heady station volcanic crater

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)