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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Deranged Dilemma
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
impressive theater stage
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
Exciting Sex Offender
  07/13/17
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Flushed frisky sanctuary mental disorder
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
180 hot field pozpig
  07/13/17
LOL
Transparent ceo
  07/13/17
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Passionate den national security agency
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
Lascivious fiercely-loyal indirect expression main people
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
Canary trust fund stage
  07/13/17
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Deranged Dilemma
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
puce learning disabled market
  07/19/17
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boyish costumed feces parlour
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Deranged Dilemma
  07/13/17
...
Cordovan Histrionic Heaven Mood
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
Exciting Sex Offender
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
pink rebellious garrison
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
Odious cruel-hearted jap
  07/13/17
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Canary trust fund stage
  07/13/17
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Cordovan Histrionic Heaven Mood
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
Electric Messiness
  07/13/17
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Unhinged Gaping Turdskin
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
trip locale newt
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
dun toilet seat doctorate
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Deranged Dilemma
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
turquoise electric furnace
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
Lilac depressive
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
Comical Pale Liquid Oxygen Crotch
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Pea-brained Stirring Ape
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
puce learning disabled market
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Deranged Dilemma

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: impressive theater stage

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Exciting Sex Offender

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Flushed frisky sanctuary mental disorder



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: 180 hot field pozpig

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Transparent ceo

LOL

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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Passionate den national security agency



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Lascivious fiercely-loyal indirect expression main people

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Canary trust fund stage

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Deranged Dilemma



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: puce learning disabled market

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: boyish costumed feces parlour



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Deranged Dilemma

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Cordovan Histrionic Heaven Mood



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Exciting Sex Offender

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: pink rebellious garrison

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Odious cruel-hearted jap

dirty bulk

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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Canary trust fund stage



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Cordovan Histrionic Heaven Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: Electric Messiness

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Unhinged Gaping Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: trip locale newt

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: dun toilet seat doctorate

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Deranged Dilemma

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: turquoise electric furnace

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Lilac depressive

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Comical Pale Liquid Oxygen Crotch

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained Stirring Ape

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: puce learning disabled market

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)