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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Puce Patrolman Ticket Booth
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
supple magenta messiness
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
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goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
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LOL
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LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
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Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
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  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
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  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
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cobalt abode
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
fragrant piazza mood
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
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dirty bulk
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That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
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this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
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  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
floppy henna point juggernaut
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Puce Patrolman Ticket Booth
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
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  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
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  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
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Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Idiotic Range
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
godawful striped hyena
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Puce Patrolman Ticket Booth

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: supple magenta messiness

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: fragrant piazza mood

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: vigorous crystalline personal credit line university



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: crimson shrine toilet seat

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: provocative drab temple bbw

LOL

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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: bronze boistinker



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz filthy whorehouse

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling walnut brunch laser beams

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Puce Patrolman Ticket Booth



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: godawful striped hyena

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Amber Business Firm



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Puce Patrolman Ticket Booth

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: cobalt abode



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: fragrant piazza mood

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Ruby magical kitty cat dog poop

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: slate church

dirty bulk

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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling walnut brunch laser beams



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: cobalt abode



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: excitant clear sanctuary

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Glittery sapphire headpube



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: sexy razzle-dazzle hunting ground mad-dog skullcap

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: floppy henna point juggernaut

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Puce Patrolman Ticket Booth

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: histrionic mentally impaired rigpig meetinghouse

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Coiffed emerald crackhouse

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: adventurous famous landscape painting

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Idiotic Range

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: godawful striped hyena

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)