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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
violet haunting half-breed
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
offensive up-to-no-good water buffalo
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
Umber Submissive Garrison
  07/13/17
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contagious internal respiration
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
maize site mediation
  07/13/17
LOL
idiotic thriller ceo market
  07/13/17
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henna outnumbered hall
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
grizzly boyish tanning salon
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
Puce really tough guy yarmulke
  07/13/17
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violet haunting half-breed
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
Soggy pervert
  07/19/17
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Aggressive fiercely-loyal quadroon
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
violet haunting half-breed
  07/13/17
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unhinged provocative casino
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
Umber Submissive Garrison
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
wonderful senate
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
Self-centered idiot
  07/13/17
...
Puce really tough guy yarmulke
  07/13/17
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unhinged provocative casino
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
Exciting Mental Disorder
  07/13/17
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pungent prole faggotry
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
Khaki deer antler
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
Razzle Crimson Stag Film
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
violet haunting half-breed
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
floppy kitchen striped hyena
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
Filthy slimy mexican theatre
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
Well-lubricated Range Sweet Tailpipe
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
tantric curious plaza
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
Soggy pervert
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: violet haunting half-breed

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: offensive up-to-no-good water buffalo

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Umber Submissive Garrison

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: contagious internal respiration



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: maize site mediation

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: idiotic thriller ceo market

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: henna outnumbered hall



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: grizzly boyish tanning salon

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Puce really tough guy yarmulke

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: violet haunting half-breed



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Soggy pervert

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Aggressive fiercely-loyal quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: violet haunting half-breed

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: unhinged provocative casino



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Umber Submissive Garrison

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: wonderful senate

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Self-centered idiot

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Puce really tough guy yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: unhinged provocative casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: Exciting Mental Disorder

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: pungent prole faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Khaki deer antler

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Razzle Crimson Stag Film

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: violet haunting half-breed

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: floppy kitchen striped hyena

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Filthy slimy mexican theatre

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Range Sweet Tailpipe

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: tantric curious plaza

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Soggy pervert

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)