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Had a horrifying pussy-eating experience last night (DTP)

new fob asian 4, our first time. i was excited and turned on...
Razzle-dazzle ivory wrinkle
  07/15/17
Reluctant and willing? or... grateful?
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I had the exact opposite experience
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he has admitted to having had literal gay sex, so yes
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you're not supposed to eat pussy it's not designed for th...
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100 cr. Listen up dtp!!!
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Exactly, you just chomp down and roll, like a gator.
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yo if a pussy stinks don't touch it they shouldn't stink tha...
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Mettalic odor = she was on her rag and u ate some blood
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no, it's not blood. it's always like this. it tastes like ga...
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Summon: Benzo
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i felt a keen, discomfiting sense of humiliation and debasem...
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interesting way to tell everyone you're a sick freak
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this sounds like the closing monologue of American Psycho II...
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CLEARLY not gay.
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory wrinkle

new fob asian 4, our first time. i was excited and turned on at first, then the layers of slime oozed out. the consistency became thicker, the smell and taste intensified. it wasn't horrible in itself, but the intoxication of new sex was extinguished fast. the slimier and smellier it got, the more turned on she was, and the more she moaned and moaned for me to keep going. i did, but out of obligation rather than enthusiasm.

later, as i got on top, with my slimy hands supporting me on the bed and resting near my face, i could sniff it. the smell isn't fishy like most people say, but a sort of gasoline/metallic odor. i tried awkwardly to hide my hands, or wipe it on the sheets as my boner lost its verve. we did doggy style, and i got a full whiff of everything down there. it was rancid, even though she had just hopped out of the shower. she was a nice girl, soft and feminine. her body and hair smelled nice. how could something so lovely produce something so gross, as a byproduct of sexual attraction to me?

throughout, it was an unnerving balance of yo-yoing between raw animal lust and pure revulsion. i had to focus on visualization tricks to ultimately finish. this happens every time. pussy stink is the worst part of sex. it's like, well, try to pretend that chocolate cake is your absolute favorite food in the world. you love it more than anything and feel a sublime bliss whenever you're eating it. however, every chocolate cake you eat is layered with tiny pellets of poop that you have to nimbly eat around. but you still want it, you need your chocolate cake, so you submit to the bits of poop as part of the nature of the assignment, and you even feign enthusiasm for poop contaminant as you think you're supposed to, and soon enough you're a reluctant willing poop eater, conflicted and shamed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781017)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: Big-titted mental disorder

Reluctant and willing? or... grateful?

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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Maize corn cake

tyft

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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: spruce marvelous hospital elastic band

jfc lol

and gross dude

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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Soggy juggernaut



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: supple awkward property codepig



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring keepsake machete ticket booth

I had the exact opposite experience

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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained buff bbw travel guidebook

maybe you're gay?

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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: costumed church

he has admitted to having had literal gay sex, so yes

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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: motley indecent organic girlfriend skinny woman



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: bespoke peach useless brakes brunch

it's normal for straight guys to experiment a bit or just enjoy blowing off a little steam every now and then. at this point we don't really know enough to make any sort of evaluation in this case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781242)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: thirsty stead

Gay sex is only ok if it involves evan39

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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: vivacious pontificating lodge circlehead



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Maize corn cake



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Date: December 9th, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: metal space



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory wrinkle



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Thriller windowlicker coldplay fan

dude, you should become a professional writer

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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: effete indian lodge

very reluctantly agree

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: motley indecent organic girlfriend skinny woman



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:07 PM
Author: Charismatic stage



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: flickering crystalline home karate



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: thirsty stead

Very well written, especially for an Asian.

Pic of stinky fob?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781272)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: contagious sapphire pistol

you're not supposed to eat pussy

it's not designed for that

you've been tricked by jewish media gc shit, enjoy your oral cancer, FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781370)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: insecure range

100 cr. Listen up dtp!!!

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Thriller windowlicker coldplay fan



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Diverse queen of the night tattoo



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: snowy impressive cuckold

Exactly, you just chomp down and roll, like a gator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787829)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: exciting kitty cat

yo if a pussy stinks don't touch it they shouldn't stink that bad. Find a clean chick

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: histrionic zombie-like striped hyena

180

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: ocher razzmatazz kitchen

Mettalic odor = she was on her rag and u ate some blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781682)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: flickering crystalline home karate



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Bronze shitlib forum



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory wrinkle

no, it's not blood. it's always like this. it tastes like gasoline to me (not that i know what gasoline tastes like). it's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787429)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: galvanic double fault locus

Summon: Benzo

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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: floppy whorehouse

i felt a keen, discomfiting sense of humiliation and debasement just by reading this. i can only imagine how much more powerfully those sensations echo through the ruins of your "life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33783825)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 4:22 AM
Author: duck-like canary old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: contagious sapphire pistol



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory wrinkle

the sad fact is, i will never be able to disabuse myself of the rancid taste of asian girl pussy. it's sweet, happy, wholesome, innocent fob asian girls, representing everything i love, spouting straight sludge directly into my mouth all day. some are cleaner and better about it, but it ends up nearly always the same outcome. it's part and parcel of getting intimate, of having sex. at this point i can never dissociate the two. hugging a cute soft spinner, i begin to visualize slime. kissing her on the lips tenderly, i recall choking on a gash. thinking about her lovely face during the day, a smell of biological death fills the room. my lust is entwined with revulsion, love is tinged with horror. every high i get is met with an equal low. every act of sexual dominance i do is paired with an act of debasement and submission, of shoving my face into a volcanic rupture between two otherwise unmarred porcelain legs, and cleaning up the toxic mess with my tongue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787147)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: contagious sapphire pistol

interesting way to tell everyone you're a sick freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787182)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: Translucent territorial deer antler locale

this sounds like the closing monologue of American Psycho II: Asian Psycho

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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: blue mind-boggling knife



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: flickering crystalline home karate

holy fuck. i think you might be one of the greatest poasters of all time honestly

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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: vigorous light mediation center



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:40 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:26 PM
Author: boyish infuriating boiling water gaping



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: Orchid domesticated kitty



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal heady trailer park voyeur

Holy shit.

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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: snowy impressive cuckold

lmao you need to get a prosthetic tongue for clandestine MUNCH sessions

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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:56 AM
Author: electric dead theatre hominid



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: Orchid domesticated kitty

CLEARLY not gay.

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Date: December 21st, 2021 10:16 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Talented lilac orchestra pit cuckoldry



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory wrinkle



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: flickering crystalline home karate



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Diverse queen of the night tattoo



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: contagious sapphire pistol

yeah. dog.

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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory wrinkle

it's usually odorless at first, but gets progressively worse. it comes out in stages. at first it's a clear liquid, which gets thicker and smellier. after a good while of licking and especially while fucking, it takes on a pungent gasoline-like odor. almost like the really nasty stuff has been dredged up from a deep interior. at this point i can smell it during sex even when my face isn't down there. sometimes, and this is perfectly normal too, the discharge is milky white in color and consistency, and it has a bitter taste to it that makes me gag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787980)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: motley indecent organic girlfriend skinny woman

Pussy just starts smelling sweet to me after sex. like flowers, really. You may actually be almost completely gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33788023)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory wrinkle

it becomes a frothing mess that smells like rotting garbage. it's part of the post-coital disgust that a lot of men feel, but for me is really severe. this pussy that was once so clean and so appealing, it objectively stinks like garbage now. what i once would do anything to slobber over and stick my face in, has become an abomination that i can't look at without wincing in pain. it's a process that has broken me down psychologically, over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33788067)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: flickering crystalline home karate



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory wrinkle



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Date: December 9th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory wrinkle



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: flickering crystalline home karate



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:25 PM
Author: boyish infuriating boiling water gaping



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Coiffed Roommate Idea He Suggested

ty for excavating this treasure

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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Orchid domesticated kitty



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: Ruddy dilemma fanboi

Jfc. You can't handle any aspect of the opposite sex, let alone any aspect of life (such as aging) it makes me wonder if you were meant to incarnate here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#40059855)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 4:08 PM
Author: boyish infuriating boiling water gaping



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Date: December 5th, 2021 3:14 AM
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