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Had a horrifying pussy-eating experience last night (DTP)

new fob asian 4, our first time. i was excited and turned on...
Bistre Chapel
  07/15/17
Reluctant and willing? or... grateful?
laughsome territorial point
  07/15/17
tyft
transparent filthy ladyboy
  07/15/17
jfc lol and gross dude
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aqua bossy volcanic crater
  07/15/17
I had the exact opposite experience
Boyish Well-lubricated Plaza
  07/15/17
maybe you're gay?
Deranged marvelous set depressive
  07/15/17
he has admitted to having had literal gay sex, so yes
floppy carmine rehab
  07/15/17
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Umber Main People
  07/15/17
it's normal for straight guys to experiment a bit or just en...
Jet Insecure Puppy
  07/15/17
Gay sex is only ok if it involves evan39
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Bistre Chapel
  07/15/17
dude, you should become a professional writer
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  07/15/17
very reluctantly agree
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Umber Main People
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embarrassed to the bone saffron area
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Very well written, especially for an Asian. Pic of stinky...
Sickened crimson lay
  07/15/17
you're not supposed to eat pussy it's not designed for th...
mentally impaired coldplay fan
  07/15/17
100 cr. Listen up dtp!!!
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Alcoholic big laser beams mediation
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geriatric pearly tattoo
  07/16/17
Exactly, you just chomp down and roll, like a gator.
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  07/16/17
yo if a pussy stinks don't touch it they shouldn't stink tha...
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  07/15/17
180
shaky honey-headed station selfie
  07/15/17
Mettalic odor = she was on her rag and u ate some blood
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embarrassed to the bone saffron area
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lascivious fortuitous meteor
  07/16/17
no, it's not blood. it's always like this. it tastes like ga...
Bistre Chapel
  07/16/17
Summon: Benzo
Flatulent Heady Theater Codepig
  07/16/17
i felt a keen, discomfiting sense of humiliation and debasem...
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Racy Fighting Stead Becky
  07/16/17
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mentally impaired coldplay fan
  07/16/17
the sad fact is, i will never be able to disabuse myself of ...
Bistre Chapel
  07/16/17
interesting way to tell everyone you're a sick freak
mentally impaired coldplay fan
  07/16/17
this sounds like the closing monologue of American Psycho II...
Ruby cruel-hearted senate
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Mustard rebellious masturbator idea he suggested
  07/16/17
holy fuck. i think you might be one of the greatest poasters...
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Painfully honest garrison
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Wine location
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Brass diverse business firm multi-billionaire
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Holy shit.
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  07/16/17
lmao you need to get a prosthetic tongue for clandestine MUN...
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Dashing Field Cumskin
  04/21/20
CLEARLY not gay.
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geriatric pearly tattoo
  07/16/17
yeah. dog.
mentally impaired coldplay fan
  07/16/17
it's usually odorless at first, but gets progressively worse...
Bistre Chapel
  07/16/17
Pussy just starts smelling sweet to me after sex. like flowe...
Umber Main People
  07/16/17
it becomes a frothing mess that smells like rotting garbage....
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ty for excavating this treasure
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Jfc. You can't handle any aspect of the opposite sex, let al...
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: Bistre Chapel

new fob asian 4, our first time. i was excited and turned on at first, then the layers of slime oozed out. the consistency became thicker, the smell and taste intensified. it wasn't horrible in itself, but the intoxication of new sex was extinguished fast. the slimier and smellier it got, the more turned on she was, and the more she moaned and moaned for me to keep going. i did, but out of obligation rather than enthusiasm.

later, as i got on top, with my slimy hands supporting me on the bed and resting near my face, i could sniff it. the smell isn't fishy like most people say, but a sort of gasoline/metallic odor. i tried awkwardly to hide my hands, or wipe it on the sheets as my boner lost its verve. we did doggy style, and i got a full whiff of everything down there. it was rancid, even though she had just hopped out of the shower. she was a nice girl, soft and feminine. her body and hair smelled nice. how could something so lovely produce something so gross, as a byproduct of sexual attraction to me?

throughout, it was an unnerving balance of yo-yoing between raw animal lust and pure revulsion. i had to focus on visualization tricks to ultimately finish. this happens every time. pussy stink is the worst part of sex. it's like, well, try to pretend that chocolate cake is your absolute favorite food in the world. you love it more than anything and feel a sublime bliss whenever you're eating it. however, every chocolate cake you eat is layered with tiny pellets of poop that you have to nimbly eat around. but you still want it, you need your chocolate cake, so you submit to the bits of poop as part of the nature of the assignment, and you even feign enthusiasm for poop contaminant as you think you're supposed to, and soon enough you're a reluctant willing poop eater, conflicted and shamed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781017)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: laughsome territorial point

Reluctant and willing? or... grateful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781024)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: transparent filthy ladyboy

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33783829)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: motley indian lodge messiness

jfc lol

and gross dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781029)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Cerebral school



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: aqua bossy volcanic crater



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Boyish Well-lubricated Plaza

I had the exact opposite experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781038)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Deranged marvelous set depressive

maybe you're gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781040)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: floppy carmine rehab

he has admitted to having had literal gay sex, so yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781139)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: Umber Main People



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Jet Insecure Puppy

it's normal for straight guys to experiment a bit or just enjoy blowing off a little steam every now and then. at this point we don't really know enough to make any sort of evaluation in this case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781242)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Sickened crimson lay

Gay sex is only ok if it involves evan39

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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: carnelian talented kitchen



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: trip yellow hissy fit



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: transparent filthy ladyboy



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Date: December 9th, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Shivering parlour



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Bistre Chapel



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic big laser beams mediation

dude, you should become a professional writer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781098)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: House-broken Mood Sweet Tailpipe

very reluctantly agree

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Umber Main People



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic skinny woman



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone saffron area



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Sickened crimson lay

Very well written, especially for an Asian.

Pic of stinky fob?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781272)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: mentally impaired coldplay fan

you're not supposed to eat pussy

it's not designed for that

you've been tricked by jewish media gc shit, enjoy your oral cancer, FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781370)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: avocado electric heaven regret

100 cr. Listen up dtp!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781564)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic big laser beams mediation



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: geriatric pearly tattoo



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Effete titillating trailer park

Exactly, you just chomp down and roll, like a gator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787829)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Indigo exciting mexican pervert

yo if a pussy stinks don't touch it they shouldn't stink that bad. Find a clean chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781557)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: shaky honey-headed station selfie

180

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: crusty stimulating stage

Mettalic odor = she was on her rag and u ate some blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781682)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone saffron area



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: lascivious fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Bistre Chapel

no, it's not blood. it's always like this. it tastes like gasoline to me (not that i know what gasoline tastes like). it's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787429)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Flatulent Heady Theater Codepig

Summon: Benzo

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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Kink-friendly Theater Stage

i felt a keen, discomfiting sense of humiliation and debasement just by reading this. i can only imagine how much more powerfully those sensations echo through the ruins of your "life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33783825)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 4:22 AM
Author: Racy Fighting Stead Becky



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: mentally impaired coldplay fan



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Bistre Chapel

the sad fact is, i will never be able to disabuse myself of the rancid taste of asian girl pussy. it's sweet, happy, wholesome, innocent fob asian girls, representing everything i love, spouting straight sludge directly into my mouth all day. some are cleaner and better about it, but it ends up nearly always the same outcome. it's part and parcel of getting intimate, of having sex. at this point i can never dissociate the two. hugging a cute soft spinner, i begin to visualize slime. kissing her on the lips tenderly, i recall choking on a gash. thinking about her lovely face during the day, a smell of biological death fills the room. my lust is entwined with revulsion, love is tinged with horror. every high i get is met with an equal low. every act of sexual dominance i do is paired with an act of debasement and submission, of shoving my face into a volcanic rupture between two otherwise unmarred porcelain legs, and cleaning up the toxic mess with my tongue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787147)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired coldplay fan

interesting way to tell everyone you're a sick freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787182)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: Ruby cruel-hearted senate

this sounds like the closing monologue of American Psycho II: Asian Psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787187)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: Mustard rebellious masturbator idea he suggested



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone saffron area

holy fuck. i think you might be one of the greatest poasters of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787804)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Painfully honest garrison



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Wine location



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:26 PM
Author: cracking stage generalized bond



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: Brass diverse business firm multi-billionaire



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Spectacular Fishy Institution

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787828)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Effete titillating trailer park

lmao you need to get a prosthetic tongue for clandestine MUNCH sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787957)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:56 AM
Author: Dashing Field Cumskin



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: Brass diverse business firm multi-billionaire

CLEARLY not gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#40059958)



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Date: December 21st, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: chest-beating vibrant shrine



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: 180 organic girlfriend double fault



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Bistre Chapel



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone saffron area



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: geriatric pearly tattoo



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired coldplay fan

yeah. dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787875)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Bistre Chapel

it's usually odorless at first, but gets progressively worse. it comes out in stages. at first it's a clear liquid, which gets thicker and smellier. after a good while of licking and especially while fucking, it takes on a pungent gasoline-like odor. almost like the really nasty stuff has been dredged up from a deep interior. at this point i can smell it during sex even when my face isn't down there. sometimes, and this is perfectly normal too, the discharge is milky white in color and consistency, and it has a bitter taste to it that makes me gag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787980)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Umber Main People

Pussy just starts smelling sweet to me after sex. like flowers, really. You may actually be almost completely gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33788023)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Bistre Chapel

it becomes a frothing mess that smells like rotting garbage. it's part of the post-coital disgust that a lot of men feel, but for me is really severe. this pussy that was once so clean and so appealing, it objectively stinks like garbage now. what i once would do anything to slobber over and stick my face in, has become an abomination that i can't look at without wincing in pain. it's a process that has broken me down psychologically, over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33788067)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone saffron area



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Bistre Chapel



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Date: December 9th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Bistre Chapel



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone saffron area



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:25 PM
Author: cracking stage generalized bond



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good base dog poop

ty for excavating this treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#40055095)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Brass diverse business firm multi-billionaire



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: Sapphire rough-skinned church building crotch

Jfc. You can't handle any aspect of the opposite sex, let alone any aspect of life (such as aging) it makes me wonder if you were meant to incarnate here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#40059855)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 4:08 PM
Author: cracking stage generalized bond



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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: chest-beating vibrant shrine



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Date: December 5th, 2021 3:14 AM
Author: chest-beating vibrant shrine



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