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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:28 PM Author: vibrant shitlib locale new fob asian 4, our first time. i was excited and turned on at first, then the layers of slime oozed out. the consistency became thicker, the smell and taste intensified. it wasn't horrible in itself, but the intoxication of new sex was extinguished fast. the slimier and smellier it got, the more turned on she was, and the more she moaned and moaned for me to keep going. i did, but out of obligation rather than enthusiasm.
later, as i got on top, with my slimy hands supporting me on the bed and resting near my face, i could sniff it. the smell isn't fishy like most people say, but a sort of gasoline/metallic odor. i tried awkwardly to hide my hands, or wipe it on the sheets as my boner lost its verve. we did doggy style, and i got a full whiff of everything down there. it was rancid, even though she had just hopped out of the shower. she was a nice girl, soft and feminine. her body and hair smelled nice. how could something so lovely produce something so gross, as a byproduct of sexual attraction to me?
throughout, it was an unnerving balance of yo-yoing between raw animal lust and pure revulsion. i had to focus on visualization tricks to ultimately finish. this happens every time. pussy stink is the worst part of sex. it's like, well, try to pretend that chocolate cake is your absolute favorite food in the world. you love it more than anything and feel a sublime bliss whenever you're eating it. however, every chocolate cake you eat is layered with tiny pellets of poop that you have to nimbly eat around. but you still want it, you need your chocolate cake, so you submit to the bits of poop as part of the nature of the assignment, and you even feign enthusiasm for poop contaminant as you think you're supposed to, and soon enough you're a reluctant willing poop eater, conflicted and shamed. |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:29 PM Author: Excitant Red Persian Party Of The First Part Reluctant and willing? or... grateful? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781024) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:40 PM Author: stirring den becky tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33783829) |
Date: July 15th, 2017 3:30 PM Author: sepia gaped masturbator address jfc lol and gross dude |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:30 PM Author: Exhilarant voyeur field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781030) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM Author: big juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781035) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM Author: passionate gunner I had the exact opposite experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781038) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM Author: azure exciting locus maybe you're gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781040) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:50 PM Author: violent saffron legal warrant he has admitted to having had literal gay sex, so yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781139) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:59 PM Author: Flirting purple striped hyena whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781186) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: Beady-eyed Crystalline Parlour Dog Poop it's normal for straight guys to experiment a bit or just enjoy blowing off a little steam every now and then. at this point we don't really know enough to make any sort of evaluation in this case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781242) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:17 PM Author: Sooty galvanic roommate Gay sex is only ok if it involves evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781318) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:54 PM Author: Nudist base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781532) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:12 PM Author: Maize stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781665) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:40 PM Author: stirring den becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33783831) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:39 PM Author: vibrant shitlib locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781087) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:40 PM Author: Garnet racy library dude, you should become a professional writer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781098) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:19 PM Author: Onyx corn cake jap very reluctantly agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781343) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:18 PM Author: Flirting purple striped hyena whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781708) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Swashbuckling Brindle Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33783903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:10 PM Author: Sooty galvanic roommate Very well written, especially for an Asian.
Pic of stinky fob? |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:24 PM Author: violent rusted ape friendly grandma you're not supposed to eat pussy
it's not designed for that
you've been tricked by jewish media gc shit, enjoy your oral cancer, FAG |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:59 PM Author: Frisky elite hell 100 cr. Listen up dtp!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781564) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:10 PM Author: Garnet racy library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781647) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: lemon school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787814) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:32 PM Author: razzmatazz narrow-minded queen of the night Exactly, you just chomp down and roll, like a gator. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787829) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:57 PM Author: lascivious henna meetinghouse round eye yo if a pussy stinks don't touch it they shouldn't stink that bad. Find a clean chick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781557) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:15 PM Author: Topaz glittery cruise ship Mettalic odor = she was on her rag and u ate some blood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781682) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Swashbuckling Brindle Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33783901) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:40 PM Author: vibrant shitlib locale no, it's not blood. it's always like this. it tastes like gasoline to me (not that i know what gasoline tastes like). it's weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787429) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:42 PM Author: Flickering theatre mood Summon: Benzo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787444) |
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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:38 PM Author: titillating market i felt a keen, discomfiting sense of humiliation and debasement just by reading this. i can only imagine how much more powerfully those sensations echo through the ruins of your "life." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33783825) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 4:22 AM Author: Misanthropic headpube pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33785343) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:09 PM Author: violent rusted ape friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787176) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:02 PM Author: vibrant shitlib locale the sad fact is, i will never be able to disabuse myself of the rancid taste of asian girl pussy. it's sweet, happy, wholesome, innocent fob asian girls, representing everything i love, spouting straight sludge directly into my mouth all day. some are cleaner and better about it, but it ends up nearly always the same outcome. it's part and parcel of getting intimate, of having sex. at this point i can never dissociate the two. hugging a cute soft spinner, i begin to visualize slime. kissing her on the lips tenderly, i recall choking on a gash. thinking about her lovely face during the day, a smell of biological death fills the room. my lust is entwined with revulsion, love is tinged with horror. every high i get is met with an equal low. every act of sexual dominance i do is paired with an act of debasement and submission, of shoving my face into a volcanic rupture between two otherwise unmarred porcelain legs, and cleaning up the toxic mess with my tongue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787147) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:10 PM Author: violent rusted ape friendly grandma interesting way to tell everyone you're a sick freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787182) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:11 PM Author: Magical messiness this sounds like the closing monologue of American Psycho II: Asian Psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787187) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:27 PM Author: Swashbuckling Brindle Jew holy fuck. i think you might be one of the greatest poasters of all time honestly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787804) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:38 PM Author: Territorial Insanely Creepy Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787865) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: Mahogany sound barrier Holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787828) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:55 PM Author: razzmatazz narrow-minded queen of the night lmao you need to get a prosthetic tongue for clandestine MUNCH sessions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787957) |
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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:56 AM Author: unhinged mischievous national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#40059945) |
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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:58 AM Author: chestnut business firm fanboi CLEARLY not gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#40059958) |
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Date: December 21st, 2021 10:16 PM Author: walnut pontificating brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#43654175) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:46 PM Author: Mauve effete space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787488) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:19 PM Author: vibrant shitlib locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787731) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:32 PM Author: lemon school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787832) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:40 PM Author: violent rusted ape friendly grandma yeah. dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787875) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: vibrant shitlib locale it's usually odorless at first, but gets progressively worse. it comes out in stages. at first it's a clear liquid, which gets thicker and smellier. after a good while of licking and especially while fucking, it takes on a pungent gasoline-like odor. almost like the really nasty stuff has been dredged up from a deep interior. at this point i can smell it during sex even when my face isn't down there. sometimes, and this is perfectly normal too, the discharge is milky white in color and consistency, and it has a bitter taste to it that makes me gag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787980) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:11 PM Author: Flirting purple striped hyena whorehouse Pussy just starts smelling sweet to me after sex. like flowers, really. You may actually be almost completely gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33788023) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:19 PM Author: vibrant shitlib locale it becomes a frothing mess that smells like rotting garbage. it's part of the post-coital disgust that a lot of men feel, but for me is really severe. this pussy that was once so clean and so appealing, it objectively stinks like garbage now. what i once would do anything to slobber over and stick my face in, has become an abomination that i can't look at without wincing in pain. it's a process that has broken me down psychologically, over time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33788067) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:08 PM Author: Swashbuckling Brindle Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33788013) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:18 PM Author: vibrant shitlib locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#34862814) |
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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM Author: Swashbuckling Brindle Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#34887858) |
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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:34 AM Author: diverse wagecucks Jfc. You can't handle any aspect of the opposite sex, let alone any aspect of life (such as aging) it makes me wonder if you were meant to incarnate here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#40059855) |
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