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Had a horrifying pussy-eating experience last night (DTP)

new fob asian 4, our first time. i was excited and turned on...
dun soul-stirring jap trust fund
  07/15/17
Reluctant and willing? or... grateful?
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  07/15/17
tyft
Rusted Razzle Death Wish
  07/15/17
jfc lol and gross dude
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  07/15/17
I had the exact opposite experience
Titillating Drunken Ticket Booth
  07/15/17
maybe you're gay?
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  07/15/17
he has admitted to having had literal gay sex, so yes
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  07/15/17
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it's normal for straight guys to experiment a bit or just en...
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dun soul-stirring jap trust fund
  07/15/17
dude, you should become a professional writer
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  07/15/17
very reluctantly agree
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Very well written, especially for an Asian. Pic of stinky...
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you're not supposed to eat pussy it's not designed for th...
beta stag film dysfunction
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100 cr. Listen up dtp!!!
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stimulating range
  07/16/17
Exactly, you just chomp down and roll, like a gator.
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yo if a pussy stinks don't touch it they shouldn't stink tha...
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  07/15/17
180
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Mettalic odor = she was on her rag and u ate some blood
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  07/16/17
no, it's not blood. it's always like this. it tastes like ga...
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  07/16/17
Summon: Benzo
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i felt a keen, discomfiting sense of humiliation and debasem...
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  07/16/17
interesting way to tell everyone you're a sick freak
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this sounds like the closing monologue of American Psycho II...
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holy fuck. i think you might be one of the greatest poasters...
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lmao you need to get a prosthetic tongue for clandestine MUN...
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Jade Cuck
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CLEARLY not gay.
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Pussy just starts smelling sweet to me after sex. like flowe...
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: dun soul-stirring jap trust fund

new fob asian 4, our first time. i was excited and turned on at first, then the layers of slime oozed out. the consistency became thicker, the smell and taste intensified. it wasn't horrible in itself, but the intoxication of new sex was extinguished fast. the slimier and smellier it got, the more turned on she was, and the more she moaned and moaned for me to keep going. i did, but out of obligation rather than enthusiasm.

later, as i got on top, with my slimy hands supporting me on the bed and resting near my face, i could sniff it. the smell isn't fishy like most people say, but a sort of gasoline/metallic odor. i tried awkwardly to hide my hands, or wipe it on the sheets as my boner lost its verve. we did doggy style, and i got a full whiff of everything down there. it was rancid, even though she had just hopped out of the shower. she was a nice girl, soft and feminine. her body and hair smelled nice. how could something so lovely produce something so gross, as a byproduct of sexual attraction to me?

throughout, it was an unnerving balance of yo-yoing between raw animal lust and pure revulsion. i had to focus on visualization tricks to ultimately finish. this happens every time. pussy stink is the worst part of sex. it's like, well, try to pretend that chocolate cake is your absolute favorite food in the world. you love it more than anything and feel a sublime bliss whenever you're eating it. however, every chocolate cake you eat is layered with tiny pellets of poop that you have to nimbly eat around. but you still want it, you need your chocolate cake, so you submit to the bits of poop as part of the nature of the assignment, and you even feign enthusiasm for poop contaminant as you think you're supposed to, and soon enough you're a reluctant willing poop eater, conflicted and shamed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781017)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: laughsome french address preventive strike

Reluctant and willing? or... grateful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781024)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle Death Wish

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33783829)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Citrine field sound barrier

jfc lol

and gross dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781029)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Nibblets Ratface



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Opaque Unhinged Mad Cow Disease



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Titillating Drunken Ticket Booth

I had the exact opposite experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781038)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: flesh gay wizard

maybe you're gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781040)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: Gaped Incel

he has admitted to having had literal gay sex, so yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781139)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: infuriating market weed whacker



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Duck-like library tattoo

it's normal for straight guys to experiment a bit or just enjoy blowing off a little steam every now and then. at this point we don't really know enough to make any sort of evaluation in this case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781242)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: primrose genital piercing

Gay sex is only ok if it involves evan39

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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: motley wine pervert



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle Death Wish



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Date: December 9th, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: provocative rehab



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: dun soul-stirring jap trust fund



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser learning disabled stage organic girlfriend

dude, you should become a professional writer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781098)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Peach Judgmental Institution Halford

very reluctantly agree

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: infuriating market weed whacker



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:07 PM
Author: Soggy Bipolar Theater



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: sticky den degenerate



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: primrose genital piercing

Very well written, especially for an Asian.

Pic of stinky fob?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781272)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: beta stag film dysfunction

you're not supposed to eat pussy

it's not designed for that

you've been tricked by jewish media gc shit, enjoy your oral cancer, FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781370)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: territorial public bath

100 cr. Listen up dtp!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781564)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser learning disabled stage organic girlfriend



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: stimulating range



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: adventurous gas station

Exactly, you just chomp down and roll, like a gator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787829)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Bright frisky milk marketing idea

yo if a pussy stinks don't touch it they shouldn't stink that bad. Find a clean chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781557)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: rambunctious irradiated cruise ship

180

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: federal toilet seat lettuce

Mettalic odor = she was on her rag and u ate some blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781682)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: sticky den degenerate



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Ruddy indecent bawdyhouse mother



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: dun soul-stirring jap trust fund

no, it's not blood. it's always like this. it tastes like gasoline to me (not that i know what gasoline tastes like). it's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787429)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Excitant Locale

Summon: Benzo

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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: ocher submissive dingle berry

i felt a keen, discomfiting sense of humiliation and debasement just by reading this. i can only imagine how much more powerfully those sensations echo through the ruins of your "life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33783825)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 4:22 AM
Author: indigo station juggernaut



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: beta stag film dysfunction



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: dun soul-stirring jap trust fund

the sad fact is, i will never be able to disabuse myself of the rancid taste of asian girl pussy. it's sweet, happy, wholesome, innocent fob asian girls, representing everything i love, spouting straight sludge directly into my mouth all day. some are cleaner and better about it, but it ends up nearly always the same outcome. it's part and parcel of getting intimate, of having sex. at this point i can never dissociate the two. hugging a cute soft spinner, i begin to visualize slime. kissing her on the lips tenderly, i recall choking on a gash. thinking about her lovely face during the day, a smell of biological death fills the room. my lust is entwined with revulsion, love is tinged with horror. every high i get is met with an equal low. every act of sexual dominance i do is paired with an act of debasement and submission, of shoving my face into a volcanic rupture between two otherwise unmarred porcelain legs, and cleaning up the toxic mess with my tongue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787147)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: beta stag film dysfunction

interesting way to tell everyone you're a sick freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787182)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant khaki sanctuary

this sounds like the closing monologue of American Psycho II: Asian Psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787187)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: out-of-control ivory dilemma



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: sticky den degenerate

holy fuck. i think you might be one of the greatest poasters of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787804)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: awkward comical university pozpig



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Sienna wild heaven goal in life



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:26 PM
Author: Adulterous hall famous landscape painting



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: shimmering cowardly faggot firefighter



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: brilliant abode sandwich

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787828)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: adventurous gas station

lmao you need to get a prosthetic tongue for clandestine MUNCH sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787957)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:56 AM
Author: Jade Cuck



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: shimmering cowardly faggot firefighter

CLEARLY not gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#40059958)



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Date: December 21st, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Cocky space personal credit line



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: vermilion antidepressant drug



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: dun soul-stirring jap trust fund



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: sticky den degenerate



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: stimulating range



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: beta stag film dysfunction

yeah. dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787875)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: dun soul-stirring jap trust fund

it's usually odorless at first, but gets progressively worse. it comes out in stages. at first it's a clear liquid, which gets thicker and smellier. after a good while of licking and especially while fucking, it takes on a pungent gasoline-like odor. almost like the really nasty stuff has been dredged up from a deep interior. at this point i can smell it during sex even when my face isn't down there. sometimes, and this is perfectly normal too, the discharge is milky white in color and consistency, and it has a bitter taste to it that makes me gag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33787980)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: infuriating market weed whacker

Pussy just starts smelling sweet to me after sex. like flowers, really. You may actually be almost completely gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33788023)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: dun soul-stirring jap trust fund

it becomes a frothing mess that smells like rotting garbage. it's part of the post-coital disgust that a lot of men feel, but for me is really severe. this pussy that was once so clean and so appealing, it objectively stinks like garbage now. what i once would do anything to slobber over and stick my face in, has become an abomination that i can't look at without wincing in pain. it's a process that has broken me down psychologically, over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33788067)



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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: sticky den degenerate



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: dun soul-stirring jap trust fund



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Date: December 9th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: dun soul-stirring jap trust fund



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: sticky den degenerate



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:25 PM
Author: Adulterous hall famous landscape painting



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible garrison

ty for excavating this treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#40055095)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: shimmering cowardly faggot firefighter



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: amber lascivious yarmulke jew

Jfc. You can't handle any aspect of the opposite sex, let alone any aspect of life (such as aging) it makes me wonder if you were meant to incarnate here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#40059855)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 4:08 PM
Author: Adulterous hall famous landscape painting



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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Cocky space personal credit line



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Date: December 5th, 2021 3:14 AM
Author: Cocky space personal credit line



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