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2017 Seinfeld: George goes trans in order to never get fired again
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Date: July 17th, 2017 7:22 PM Author: lemon crackhouse newt JERRY: George, you can't cut off your penis. It's disgusting!
GEORGE: I'm desperate, Jerry! Kruger's gonna fire me any day now.
[KRAMER enters]
KRAMER: What's happening, brothers?
JERRY: Not much. George wants to cut off his penis and become a woman so he won't get fired.
KRAMER: That's weird. Got any pancake mix?
JERRY: I told you, I don't make pancakes.
KRAMER: Why?
JERRY: Because I don't like them.
KRAMER: Are you sure?
[ELAINE enters]
ELAINE: Hey Jerry, did you try that new jambalaya place down the street? It's the best, Jerry. The best.
JERRY: I wanted to, but a certain someone has kept me here all day because he wants to cut his thing off and become a woman.
ELAINE: George?
JERRY: Who else?
[NEWMAN enters]
JERRY: Hello Newman.
NEWMAN: Hello Jerry. Hey George, I heard you want to cut your dick off and become a trannie.
GEORGE: Yeah, so what?
NEWMAN: We have a supervisor down at the post office who did the same thing last year. They were going to fire him for something, and a week later he was a she.
GEORGE: Interesting. Can you give me her number? I have a few, uh, questions for her.
NEWMAN: On one condition.
GEORGE: What?
NEWMAN: That you tell her I'm the best postal employee you know and that I deserve my transfer to Hawaii.
JERRY: Oh, this sounds like a great plan.
NEWMAN: I've dreamed of that transfer for years and won't be denied at the last minute.
GEORGE: Fine, whatever.
KRAMER: Hey Newman, got any pancake mix?
NEWMAN: Sorry, fresh out.
KRAMER: But I need pancakes!
GEORGE: Will you shut up about the pancakes?!
ELAINE: Sounds like a certain someone is a little nervous because a certain something might get sliced off pretty soon.
GEORGE: Serenity now! |
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KRAMER (eating potato chips): You should be careful, George - my friend Bob Sacamano tried this, got the operation and everthing
GEORGE: And?
KRAMER: It didn't take
GEORGE: What do you mean it 'didn't take' ?
KRAMER: Rejected it. His hormones got all *screwed up* and his body *freaked out* (gesticulates wildly)
GEORGE: So what did they do??
KRAMER: It was early enough so they could rreattach it! (gestures w hands to crotch), but, uh, yeah, he's got no feeling "down there" now
GEORGE: Oh my God..
ELAINE: Kramer, that's horrible.. then what happened?
KRAMER: They fired him as soon as he got out of the hospital
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