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transactional work SUCKS

I am a biglaw shitigator that has gotten sucked into an M&am...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
yeah im a huge fan. tons of downtime to just chill
domesticated jew
  07/19/17
no that's terrible. instead of billing 8 hours and go home y...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
Why wouldn't you bill for all that time?
Henna gas station
  07/19/17
bc i'm not working? i'm at home sitting around with my dogs ...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
Don't be a fag have a beer, you can still do the work
Flickering olive selfie field
  07/19/17
And bill while waiting to work.
Henna gas station
  07/19/17
u can't do that. is that what transnational folks do? like b...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
Yes, if you're truly unable to do anything because you have ...
Flickering olive selfie field
  07/19/17
i can hang out, watch tv, etc. doesn't seem right to bill fo...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
OFS
Rusted telephone preventive strike
  07/19/17
what do you put in the billing entry? "waiting for work...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
It's akin to driving to a hearing while listening to some 18...
Henna gas station
  07/19/17
Attn to correspondence and comprehensive support of deal mat...
Adventurous Jewess Point
  07/19/17
That sounds like some serious shit, like you're on the Trann...
Henna gas station
  07/19/17
when I was a junior i did some doc review after a few beers ...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
Yeah, that sounds WAY better than tranny work
Silver Dilemma
  07/19/17
what
french stage
  07/19/17
in litigation i rarely ever work past 7 or 8 pm. maybe twice...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
Weird flame
awkward contagious masturbator
  07/19/17
?
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
Lol ya it's so much worse than having 75 open Westlaw tabs a...
Abnormal garrison fortuitous meteor
  07/19/17
man fuck that. just pull somebody else's brief on ecf pacer ...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
Are you low IQ?
awkward contagious masturbator
  07/19/17
That is entirely different than the type of transactional BS...
french stage
  07/19/17
Oh the EXIT OPTIONS of shitigation
Rusted telephone preventive strike
  07/19/17
you're right about that. not sure it justifies the years of ...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
Shitigation is death
Rusted telephone preventive strike
  07/19/17
specialized litigation has exit options, at least. lower pay...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
false
vigorous internet-worthy blood rage hell
  07/19/17
Nah, true
french stage
  07/19/17
I know associates who have gone in House in my field and I'v...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
just buy refundable airline tickets and don't have friends.
vigorous internet-worthy blood rage hell
  07/19/17
lol, cr but it's better than everything else
vigorous internet-worthy blood rage hell
  07/19/17
Also, do transactional lawyer is ever actually have to writ...
Violent bbw
  07/19/17
A contract is like a narrative, addressing the obligations o...
Arrogant hissy fit toilet seat
  07/19/17
In emails explaining stuff
Abnormal garrison fortuitous meteor
  07/19/17
Yea, when you go inhouse. Different audience.
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  07/19/17
...
aphrodisiac fishy locale newt
  07/20/17
Have we all come to terms with the fact that calishitlawguru...
titillating cruise ship striped hyena
  07/20/17
Cq
Exhilarant Green Theatre Becky
  07/20/17
Biglaw transactional work sucks because you are just brought...
yellow philosopher-king rehab
  07/20/17


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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Violent bbw

I am a biglaw shitigator that has gotten sucked into an M&A "deal" this week. I can't believe how much it blows! Sit around all day with nothing to do then the client dumps the latest draft of whatever agreement we have so that we can "turn" it overnight. Then it takes literally 2 hours to do edits that would take 5 minutes on a brief, because you have to go through some sort of daisy chain of emails and calls to do it. And you have to sit around all night just waiting for the next person to respond to email, call, whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813516)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: domesticated jew

yeah im a huge fan. tons of downtime to just chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813534)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Violent bbw

no that's terrible. instead of billing 8 hours and go home you have to be on call all. fucking. night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813544)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Henna gas station

Why wouldn't you bill for all that time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813562)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Violent bbw

bc i'm not working? i'm at home sitting around with my dogs but unable to drink beer because some random bullshit tasks will come in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813579)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Flickering olive selfie field

Don't be a fag have a beer, you can still do the work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813593)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Henna gas station

And bill while waiting to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813601)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Violent bbw

u can't do that. is that what transnational folks do? like bill hours and hours whenever they *might* have some bullshit task come in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813608)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Flickering olive selfie field

Yes, if you're truly unable to do anything because you have to wait for work, that should be billed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813612)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Violent bbw

i can hang out, watch tv, etc. doesn't seem right to bill for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813620)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Rusted telephone preventive strike

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813641)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Violent bbw

what do you put in the billing entry? "waiting for work"??? i've only billed for "waiting" time once, and it is when the client directed me to stand by and wait to make a filing that had already been prepared. so i went to the bar and drank beer waiting for the "ok." but that was a special circumstance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813648)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Henna gas station

It's akin to driving to a hearing while listening to some 180 podcasts.

As for what to write in the time entry, just flow from whatever task you just completed or work on next. You know this nigger gsme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813775)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Adventurous Jewess Point

Attn to correspondence and comprehensive support of deal matters (6.5); continued diligence and analysis related to same (3.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813785)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Henna gas station

That sounds like some serious shit, like you're on the Tranny Night's Watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813801)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Violent bbw

when I was a junior i did some doc review after a few beers and produced something that shouldn't have been produced and the assistant GC alled me and reamed me out saying that the GC had "flayed his fucking skin back over it". LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813603)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Silver Dilemma

Yeah, that sounds WAY better than tranny work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813803)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: french stage

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813575)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Violent bbw

in litigation i rarely ever work past 7 or 8 pm. maybe twice a month. it's nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813587)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: awkward contagious masturbator

Weird flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813594)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Violent bbw

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813597)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Abnormal garrison fortuitous meteor

Lol ya it's so much worse than having 75 open Westlaw tabs and volumes of evidence open trying desperately to think of how it will all come together in a brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813552)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Violent bbw

man fuck that. just pull somebody else's brief on ecf pacer from a similar case where the same issues were involved and pull all the cites from their brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813591)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: awkward contagious masturbator

Are you low IQ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813592)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: french stage

That is entirely different than the type of transactional BS OP is complaining about. The situation you described is procrastination and incompetence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813670)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Rusted telephone preventive strike

Oh the EXIT OPTIONS of shitigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813607)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Violent bbw

you're right about that. not sure it justifies the years of hell to be transnational though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813616)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Rusted telephone preventive strike

Shitigation is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813638)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Violent bbw

specialized litigation has exit options, at least. lower paying than big law to be sure, but you can still exit and not have to work a the firm till you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813662)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: vigorous internet-worthy blood rage hell

false

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813674)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: french stage

Nah, true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813683)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Violent bbw

I know associates who have gone in House in my field and I've had offers to go in House. Salary is sub-200, but it's an exit option nonetheless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813693)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: vigorous internet-worthy blood rage hell

just buy refundable airline tickets and don't have friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813672)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: vigorous internet-worthy blood rage hell

lol, cr

but it's better than everything else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813665)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Violent bbw

Also, do transactional lawyer is ever actually have to write anything in narrative format? Are writing skills required at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813743)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Arrogant hissy fit toilet seat

A contract is like a narrative, addressing the obligations of the parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813791)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Abnormal garrison fortuitous meteor

In emails explaining stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813797)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: talented hot halford gunner

Yea, when you go inhouse. Different audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813821)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy locale newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33816401)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: titillating cruise ship striped hyena

Have we all come to terms with the fact that calishitlawguru pwns the fuck out of all of this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33816546)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Green Theatre Becky

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33818215)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: yellow philosopher-king rehab

Biglaw transactional work sucks because you are just brought in after all the major deal points are decided upon to just paper the deal, with everything being a fire drill.

Working for smaller entrepreneurial clients (who are usually rich as fuk) is much more interesting, as they look at you as more of an advisor, and bring you in for advice, both legal and business, from day 1 of a transaction and for any important decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33818254)