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transactional work SUCKS

I am a biglaw shitigator that has gotten sucked into an M&am...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
yeah im a huge fan. tons of downtime to just chill
Splenetic Antidepressant Drug
  07/19/17
no that's terrible. instead of billing 8 hours and go home y...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
Why wouldn't you bill for all that time?
bearded newt
  07/19/17
bc i'm not working? i'm at home sitting around with my dogs ...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
Don't be a fag have a beer, you can still do the work
crawly dingle berry
  07/19/17
And bill while waiting to work.
bearded newt
  07/19/17
u can't do that. is that what transnational folks do? like b...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
Yes, if you're truly unable to do anything because you have ...
crawly dingle berry
  07/19/17
i can hang out, watch tv, etc. doesn't seem right to bill fo...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
OFS
overrated balding tanning salon nowag
  07/19/17
what do you put in the billing entry? "waiting for work...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
It's akin to driving to a hearing while listening to some 18...
bearded newt
  07/19/17
Attn to correspondence and comprehensive support of deal mat...
heady hospital
  07/19/17
That sounds like some serious shit, like you're on the Trann...
bearded newt
  07/19/17
when I was a junior i did some doc review after a few beers ...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
Yeah, that sounds WAY better than tranny work
puce space therapy
  07/19/17
what
Narrow-minded sinister native mad-dog skullcap
  07/19/17
in litigation i rarely ever work past 7 or 8 pm. maybe twice...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
Weird flame
Chestnut Mischievous Casino
  07/19/17
?
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
Lol ya it's so much worse than having 75 open Westlaw tabs a...
dark appetizing temple
  07/19/17
man fuck that. just pull somebody else's brief on ecf pacer ...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
Are you low IQ?
Chestnut Mischievous Casino
  07/19/17
That is entirely different than the type of transactional BS...
Narrow-minded sinister native mad-dog skullcap
  07/19/17
Oh the EXIT OPTIONS of shitigation
overrated balding tanning salon nowag
  07/19/17
you're right about that. not sure it justifies the years of ...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
Shitigation is death
overrated balding tanning salon nowag
  07/19/17
specialized litigation has exit options, at least. lower pay...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
false
Vivacious amber stead coldplay fan
  07/19/17
Nah, true
Narrow-minded sinister native mad-dog skullcap
  07/19/17
I know associates who have gone in House in my field and I'v...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
just buy refundable airline tickets and don't have friends.
Vivacious amber stead coldplay fan
  07/19/17
lol, cr but it's better than everything else
Vivacious amber stead coldplay fan
  07/19/17
Also, do transactional lawyer is ever actually have to writ...
massive lay roommate
  07/19/17
A contract is like a narrative, addressing the obligations o...
boyish grizzly theater
  07/19/17
In emails explaining stuff
dark appetizing temple
  07/19/17
Yea, when you go inhouse. Different audience.
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  07/19/17
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  07/20/17
Have we all come to terms with the fact that calishitlawguru...
Passionate brunch
  07/20/17
Cq
Odious meetinghouse juggernaut
  07/20/17
Biglaw transactional work sucks because you are just brought...
outnumbered office dragon
  07/20/17


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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

I am a biglaw shitigator that has gotten sucked into an M&A "deal" this week. I can't believe how much it blows! Sit around all day with nothing to do then the client dumps the latest draft of whatever agreement we have so that we can "turn" it overnight. Then it takes literally 2 hours to do edits that would take 5 minutes on a brief, because you have to go through some sort of daisy chain of emails and calls to do it. And you have to sit around all night just waiting for the next person to respond to email, call, whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813516)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Splenetic Antidepressant Drug

yeah im a huge fan. tons of downtime to just chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813534)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

no that's terrible. instead of billing 8 hours and go home you have to be on call all. fucking. night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813544)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: bearded newt

Why wouldn't you bill for all that time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813562)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

bc i'm not working? i'm at home sitting around with my dogs but unable to drink beer because some random bullshit tasks will come in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813579)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: crawly dingle berry

Don't be a fag have a beer, you can still do the work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813593)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: bearded newt

And bill while waiting to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813601)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

u can't do that. is that what transnational folks do? like bill hours and hours whenever they *might* have some bullshit task come in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813608)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: crawly dingle berry

Yes, if you're truly unable to do anything because you have to wait for work, that should be billed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813612)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

i can hang out, watch tv, etc. doesn't seem right to bill for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813620)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: overrated balding tanning salon nowag

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813641)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

what do you put in the billing entry? "waiting for work"??? i've only billed for "waiting" time once, and it is when the client directed me to stand by and wait to make a filing that had already been prepared. so i went to the bar and drank beer waiting for the "ok." but that was a special circumstance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813648)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: bearded newt

It's akin to driving to a hearing while listening to some 180 podcasts.

As for what to write in the time entry, just flow from whatever task you just completed or work on next. You know this nigger gsme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813775)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: heady hospital

Attn to correspondence and comprehensive support of deal matters (6.5); continued diligence and analysis related to same (3.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813785)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: bearded newt

That sounds like some serious shit, like you're on the Tranny Night's Watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813801)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

when I was a junior i did some doc review after a few beers and produced something that shouldn't have been produced and the assistant GC alled me and reamed me out saying that the GC had "flayed his fucking skin back over it". LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813603)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: puce space therapy

Yeah, that sounds WAY better than tranny work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813803)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Narrow-minded sinister native mad-dog skullcap

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813575)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

in litigation i rarely ever work past 7 or 8 pm. maybe twice a month. it's nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813587)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Chestnut Mischievous Casino

Weird flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813594)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813597)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: dark appetizing temple

Lol ya it's so much worse than having 75 open Westlaw tabs and volumes of evidence open trying desperately to think of how it will all come together in a brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813552)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

man fuck that. just pull somebody else's brief on ecf pacer from a similar case where the same issues were involved and pull all the cites from their brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813591)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Chestnut Mischievous Casino

Are you low IQ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813592)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded sinister native mad-dog skullcap

That is entirely different than the type of transactional BS OP is complaining about. The situation you described is procrastination and incompetence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813670)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: overrated balding tanning salon nowag

Oh the EXIT OPTIONS of shitigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813607)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

you're right about that. not sure it justifies the years of hell to be transnational though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813616)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: overrated balding tanning salon nowag

Shitigation is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813638)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

specialized litigation has exit options, at least. lower paying than big law to be sure, but you can still exit and not have to work a the firm till you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813662)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Vivacious amber stead coldplay fan

false

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813674)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Narrow-minded sinister native mad-dog skullcap

Nah, true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813683)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

I know associates who have gone in House in my field and I've had offers to go in House. Salary is sub-200, but it's an exit option nonetheless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813693)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Vivacious amber stead coldplay fan

just buy refundable airline tickets and don't have friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813672)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Vivacious amber stead coldplay fan

lol, cr

but it's better than everything else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813665)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: massive lay roommate

Also, do transactional lawyer is ever actually have to write anything in narrative format? Are writing skills required at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813743)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: boyish grizzly theater

A contract is like a narrative, addressing the obligations of the parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813791)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: dark appetizing temple

In emails explaining stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813797)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Abnormal indian lodge coffee pot

Yea, when you go inhouse. Different audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813821)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: Crusty pale double fault trump supporter



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Date: July 20th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Passionate brunch

Have we all come to terms with the fact that calishitlawguru pwns the fuck out of all of this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33816546)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Odious meetinghouse juggernaut

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33818215)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: outnumbered office dragon

Biglaw transactional work sucks because you are just brought in after all the major deal points are decided upon to just paper the deal, with everything being a fire drill.

Working for smaller entrepreneurial clients (who are usually rich as fuk) is much more interesting, as they look at you as more of an advisor, and bring you in for advice, both legal and business, from day 1 of a transaction and for any important decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33818254)