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Lol at people w obscure engineering degrees like "civil" interviewing for patent
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Date: August 11th, 2017 7:39 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate These are always auto-dings. Such poor career choices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967361) |
Date: August 11th, 2017 7:45 PM Author: territorial slippery shitlib I am an expert on the Engineering job market. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967399) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 7:45 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena (Guy who doesn't know what "obscure" means) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967400) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 7:52 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate (civil engineer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967451) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 7:58 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena It's literally the LEAST "obscure" engineering field; there are more civil engineers than any other kind of engineer, you gigantic retard.
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=engineers+people+employed |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:01 PM Author: lavender naked market main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967532) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:09 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate Lol I don't give a shit about 56-yr old engineers from some bygone era hanging on for a few more years. In 2017, "civil" engineering is simply obscure, especially for people trying to muscle their way into patent law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967591) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:10 PM Author: lavender naked market main people "I don't give a shit"
let me stop you there... you're a pumo. your opinion isn't important. |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:12 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate Ok let me rephrase. Nobody gives a shit about your obscure CivE degree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967616) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:14 PM Author: lavender naked market main people let me rephrase.
you're a pumo. nobody gives a shit about your opinion as to who gives a shit or doesnt give a shit about particular engineering degrees. |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena "Employment of civil engineers is projected to grow 8 percent from 2014 to 2024, about as fast as the average for all occupations."
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/architecture-and-engineering/civil-engineers.htm
It's a good thing you're already pumo, hey? |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: lavender naked market main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967648) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: Adventurous Rambunctious National Really Tough Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968689) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:23 PM Author: Charismatic Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968839) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 7:51 PM Author: lavender naked market main people (poli sci shithead) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967433) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 7:52 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate (civil engineer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967452) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:01 PM Author: lavender naked market main people always. a. pumo.
see above. you got pwn3d
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967499)
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:10 PM Author: cerebral feces famous landscape painting Civil engineer here. lol @ programmer fags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967599) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena Tell us about your jerb
What stuff do you design? Do you enjoy it? How's the pay? What are the best and worst parts of the work? |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:24 PM Author: cerebral feces famous landscape painting My degree is BS Civil but I call myself a structural engineer. I design bridges. The pay is OK. The best part of my work, for me, it when I have to come up with a novel solution to a particular problem, or create a complex model of something. The worst part is midnight bridge inspections. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967720) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:25 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate Had to be bridges (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967733) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 9:01 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena Can you tell us your pay and years of experience? Or approximately if you're worried about doobs or whatever.
How many hours per week do you typically work? How hard is it to find a job as a structural engineer? Both in terms of how you'd perceive the market for new graduates right now, and in terms of if you yourself were fired, how long it would take you to find a new job. |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: cerebral feces famous landscape painting 15 years. I make an adequate income.
I work 40 hours a week normally. If there is a deadline I work as long as I have to to meet it. You will be paid straight time overtime unless you are management and on a salary. The market is regional and here (Chicago) the market has high demand for structural engineers of all levels, you will find a job. If I were fired I could find a job in Chicagoland pretty easily. |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: Supple Brunch Wagecucks Difficulty of FE/PE? There's a special extra test for structural, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968753) |
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Date: August 12th, 2017 5:41 PM Author: cerebral feces famous landscape painting FE is mildly difficult and best taken last year of school. PE is easy. SE (Structural Engineer) test is hard as fuck and has a lower pass rate than the bar, but its only required in a few states. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33972732) |
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Date: August 12th, 2017 5:38 PM Author: honey-headed dashing orchestra pit curious what salary range for a real engineer is?
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:10 PM Author: massive slate halford what i don't understand is why you need a ee to be a patent lawyer. like in undergrad what if i have no idea what ee even is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967604) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate Because there isn't much of a market for patenting bridges or whatever it is that civil engineers do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967629) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:14 PM Author: massive slate halford but why can't a cive prosecution ee patents. one or two courses on circuits would suffice, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967637) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:18 PM Author: ruddy toilet seat No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967673) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: massive slate halford but the ee knows how to patent the cure for cancer. got it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967682) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:23 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate No they dont, you hire Bio PHDs for that, ee/cs for all the tech work, and you don't hire CivEs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967702) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:26 PM Author: massive slate halford ee/cs knows how to patent a bridge, but meche doesn't know how to patent computer memory? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967738) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:27 PM Author: lavender naked market main people youre taking to moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967752) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate I didn't say ee/cs know how to patent a bridge, there just isn't much demand for such a skill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968684) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: lavender naked market main people you don't. OP is flame.
biglaw ip lit cares more about law school and grades. |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: Nudist bat-shit-crazy house True, but EE/CS is a big plus even for IP lit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967658) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:19 PM Author: lavender naked market main people depends on the firm. could be a big plus, or a slight plus.
the reality is that any ip lit candidate with a stem degree -- ee/cs or bio -- and who meets the school/grades cutoff will have tons of opportunities. |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: spruce bateful dragon (It is 2010) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967685) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:36 PM Author: infuriating stag film you're a fucking idiot if you're going into IP lit in 2017 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967827) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:38 PM Author: spruce bateful dragon Cr. Unless ANDA/Biosimilars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967841) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:24 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate I didn't say biglaw ip lit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967724) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: federal milky piazza I was a patent litigator at a top firm with a philosophy degree lmao... I was writing claim construction briefs in billion dollar ANDA cases and had literally no clue what the fuck any of the words meant. it was pretty 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967650) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: lavender naked market main people tbf, i got an A in organic chem and i've written CC briefs in billion dollar anda cases and i dont have a fucking clue what the words mean either. patent lit is a fucking lulzy joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967659) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: Nudist bat-shit-crazy house The judge/clerk writing the Markman order probably didn't have any clue what any of the words mean either. LJL at our patent system. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967663) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:18 PM Author: federal milky piazza lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967669) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: lavender naked market main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967680) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:21 PM Author: spruce bateful dragon This is 100% true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967691) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: lavender naked market main people ITT: thread does *not* go as OP planned. always. a. pumo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33967689) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 10:06 PM Author: orchid swashbuckling azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968426) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: Adventurous Rambunctious National Really Tough Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968692) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:25 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968856) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: ruddy toilet seat How about "industrial engineering" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968145) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: Adventurous Rambunctious National Really Tough Guy (Ga Tech grad) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968697) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate That's right up. Civil, industrial, nuclear, aerospace, etc. All those people are auto-dings.
Also "systems engineering" or "general engineering." Those are the most lolzy. |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Adventurous Rambunctious National Really Tough Guy One is not like the other. Civil Engineering is not an obscure field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968708) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:06 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate It's equally useless for patent law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968736) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:02 PM Author: orchid swashbuckling azn Know a few industrial/operations engineers in ip. Doesn't matter if you can sit for the patent bar and can be billed out. You seem dumb and about to go through oci. Good luck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968710) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate They won't get jobs unless they are 8+ females. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968754) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:11 PM Author: orchid swashbuckling azn Neither will you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968762) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:04 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena You're further exposing your retardation. Aerospace engineering degrees have 95% curriculum overlap with mechanical engineering degrees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968721) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:06 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate sorry bro, they are unhirable in patent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968735) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:17 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena Are mechanical engineers unhireable in patent? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968799) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:22 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate No, although they aren't particularly in demand. We don't look at what classes people took. We look at the listed name of your degree and your GPA. This is all client driven. We can't put "aerospace engineers" on some random company's mechanical work and say it's close enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968835) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:25 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena Not a lawyer so not familiar with the nuances of your clients' ignorance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968854) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:26 PM Author: orchid swashbuckling azn This guy's client is the black suit he's laid out for oci next week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968857) |
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Date: August 12th, 2017 12:04 AM Author: Iridescent theater stage marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33969042) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:27 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate Not about ignorance. I can't even tell you how many times a candidate with some random major has told me with the classes they took, they pretty much could have a cs or ee degree. Nobody wants to hear it, you have the degree you have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968863) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:31 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena Except an AeroE degree ACTUALLY IS "pretty much" a MechE degree. It's 100% about ignorance that you don't know this. Look at the curriculum for each major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968876) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:34 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate I honestly don't know or care. I imagine it must vary from school to school. Regardless, I know clients at non-aero clients will not know what an aerospace engineering degree is and will not want to see such people working on their projects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968888) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena Isn't there some mechanism by which your shitboomer clients can be brought up to speed on the most basic facts about various technical credentials?
"I honestly don't know" - this is pretty much what is meant by the word "ignorance," breh |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate We don't see that many aero candidates, and we don't have that much of a need for mechE people anyways. They need to have rockstar credentials as well as interpersonal skills to have any chance. No incentive to try to accomodate obscure majors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968933) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: orchid swashbuckling azn Cr it's also the same department (MAE) at most schools (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968897) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:20 PM Author: Supple Brunch Wagecucks For that matter, civil is probably 80% overlap with mechanical, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968823) |
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Date: August 11th, 2017 11:23 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate Doesn't matter, auto-ding. Maybe if it was 80% cs/ee, they would have a shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33968841) |
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Date: August 12th, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Cream marvelous associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33970241) |
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Date: August 12th, 2017 5:35 PM Author: Dull mewling striped hyena Why would you bump this thread? You got thoroughly gaped. Or do you still think being obscure and being unhelpful for patent law are the same thing? State your IQ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33972701) |
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Date: August 12th, 2017 5:39 PM Author: provocative headpube Lol at patents nerds having hierarchies in their sad little nerd world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33972721) |
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Date: August 12th, 2017 6:08 PM Author: ruddy toilet seat (bs in biological anthropology) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33972856) |
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Date: August 12th, 2017 7:03 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#33973193) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2017 5:26 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#34123826) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2017 6:05 PM Author: Abusive step-uncle's house community account I always think it's weird for CS people to call themselves "engineers." They must think it sounds cool or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#34124127) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 8:34 PM Author: Cream marvelous associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698555&forum_id=2#34239077) |