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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Sable fragrant principal's office
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
hilarious big goyim
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
bateful sienna den potus
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Galvanic Half-breed Striped Hyena
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
harsh violet mexican bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Beady-eyed carnelian kitchen place of business
  08/21/17
Its much easier
chestnut hairraiser lay windowlicker
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
black base brethren
  08/21/17
...
Beady-eyed carnelian kitchen place of business
  08/21/17
CR
Shimmering Slap-happy Business Firm Mood
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Beady-eyed carnelian kitchen place of business
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
blue vivacious gay wizard pistol
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
irradiated garnet famous landscape painting liquid oxygen
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
blue vivacious gay wizard pistol
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Umber Out-of-control Really Tough Guy
  08/21/17
...
irradiated garnet famous landscape painting liquid oxygen
  08/22/17
...
Vermilion Stage
  08/22/17
...
laughsome sooty gunner forum
  08/22/17
"towr"
soul-stirring balding headpube
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
deranged tantric main people parlor
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Rambunctious Shivering Dragon Police Squad
  08/21/17
wtf
chest-beating blood rage
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
talented resort lettuce
  08/21/17
...
blue vivacious gay wizard pistol
  08/21/17
...
Swashbuckling white tanning salon love of her life
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Fishy french chef
  08/22/17
...
Doobsian narrow-minded wrinkle
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Razzle Multi-billionaire Toilet Seat
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
blue vivacious gay wizard pistol
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
talented resort lettuce
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
bateful sienna den potus
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Stirring fat ankles jap
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
blue vivacious gay wizard pistol
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
misunderstood startling kitty cat old irish cottage
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Razzle Multi-billionaire Toilet Seat
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
misunderstood startling kitty cat old irish cottage
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Spectacular alcoholic theater stage candlestick maker
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Marvelous Ticket Booth
  08/22/17
...
Up-to-no-good reading party
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Stirring fat ankles jap
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Spectacular alcoholic theater stage candlestick maker
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Exciting gaming laptop
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
grizzly spot
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
razzle-dazzle rehab faggotry
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
bateful sienna den potus
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Walnut flirting location private investor
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
navy selfie university
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Nofapping locus
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
chestnut hairraiser lay windowlicker
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
trip sepia native
  08/22/17
Yeah
Fighting Dun Volcanic Crater
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Vermilion Stage
  08/22/17
yeah man
bronze medicated space tattoo
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Fishy french chef
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
massive sickened marketing idea
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Aphrodisiac boltzmann stead
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
bossy rigor
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Cracking parlour idiot
  08/23/17
...
transparent offensive twinkling uncleanness
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Exciting gaming laptop
  08/23/17
So does algebra
grizzly spot
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Sable fragrant principal's office

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: hilarious big goyim

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: bateful sienna den potus

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Half-breed Striped Hyena

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: harsh violet mexican bawdyhouse

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed carnelian kitchen place of business

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser lay windowlicker

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: black base brethren

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed carnelian kitchen place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Shimmering Slap-happy Business Firm Mood

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed carnelian kitchen place of business

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: blue vivacious gay wizard pistol

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: irradiated garnet famous landscape painting liquid oxygen

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: blue vivacious gay wizard pistol

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Umber Out-of-control Really Tough Guy

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: irradiated garnet famous landscape painting liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Vermilion Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: laughsome sooty gunner forum



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring balding headpube

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: deranged tantric main people parlor

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Rambunctious Shivering Dragon Police Squad

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: chest-beating blood rage

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: talented resort lettuce

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: blue vivacious gay wizard pistol



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling white tanning salon love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Fishy french chef

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Doobsian narrow-minded wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Razzle Multi-billionaire Toilet Seat

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: blue vivacious gay wizard pistol

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: talented resort lettuce

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: bateful sienna den potus

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Stirring fat ankles jap

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: blue vivacious gay wizard pistol

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: misunderstood startling kitty cat old irish cottage

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Razzle Multi-billionaire Toilet Seat

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: misunderstood startling kitty cat old irish cottage

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic theater stage candlestick maker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Ticket Booth

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good reading party



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Stirring fat ankles jap

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic theater stage candlestick maker

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Exciting gaming laptop

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: grizzly spot

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rehab faggotry

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: bateful sienna den potus

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Walnut flirting location private investor

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: navy selfie university

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Nofapping locus

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser lay windowlicker

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: trip sepia native

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Fighting Dun Volcanic Crater

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Vermilion Stage

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: bronze medicated space tattoo

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Fishy french chef

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: massive sickened marketing idea

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac boltzmann stead

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: bossy rigor

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Cracking parlour idiot

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: transparent offensive twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Exciting gaming laptop

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: grizzly spot

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)