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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Concupiscible base therapy
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
costumed site
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
dull kink-friendly national
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
mahogany theatre
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Adventurous Set Boistinker
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
fishy awkward stock car mother
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Outnumbered Field
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
ruddy haunted graveyard pistol
  08/21/17
...
fishy awkward stock car mother
  08/21/17
CR
Puce box office
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
fishy awkward stock car mother
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
curious selfie business firm
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
sickened menage
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
curious selfie business firm
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Vivacious Pit
  08/21/17
...
sickened menage
  08/22/17
...
Embarrassed to the bone native dopamine
  08/22/17
...
well-lubricated stage jew
  08/22/17
"towr"
Comical idiotic university liquid oxygen
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
umber mad-dog skullcap
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Free-loading dog poop
  08/21/17
wtf
Greedy hairraiser locus
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
cheese-eating provocative becky azn
  08/21/17
...
curious selfie business firm
  08/21/17
...
citrine soul-stirring electric furnace giraffe
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
flickering gas station
  08/22/17
...
Shaky bright station famous landscape painting
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Laughsome dark kitty preventive strike
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
curious selfie business firm
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
cheese-eating provocative becky azn
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
dull kink-friendly national
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Out-of-control Prole Whorehouse
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
curious selfie business firm
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
judgmental vigorous space blood rage
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Laughsome dark kitty preventive strike
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
judgmental vigorous space blood rage
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
180 honey-headed parlour affirmative action
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Insanely creepy school cafeteria
  08/22/17
...
chestnut ladyboy
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Out-of-control Prole Whorehouse
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
180 honey-headed parlour affirmative action
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
erotic misanthropic patrolman wrinkle
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Impertinent gaping
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Bistre orchestra pit masturbator
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
dull kink-friendly national
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Jet-lagged Naked Gunner Associate
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
razzmatazz property sound barrier
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Lascivious cream state
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Outnumbered Field
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
carmine windowlicker nursing home
  08/22/17
Yeah
Marvelous Puppy
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Embarrassed to the bone native dopamine
  08/22/17
yeah man
anal theater stage idea he suggested
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
flickering gas station
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
adulterous hominid potus
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
abusive yapping point
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
razzle piazza
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Trip faggotry
  08/23/17
...
Contagious lavender mood
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
erotic misanthropic patrolman wrinkle
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Impertinent gaping
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible base therapy

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: costumed site

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: dull kink-friendly national

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: mahogany theatre

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Adventurous Set Boistinker

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: fishy awkward stock car mother

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Outnumbered Field

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: ruddy haunted graveyard pistol

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: fishy awkward stock car mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Puce box office

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: fishy awkward stock car mother

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: curious selfie business firm

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: sickened menage

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: curious selfie business firm

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: sickened menage



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone native dopamine



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Comical idiotic university liquid oxygen

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: umber mad-dog skullcap

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Free-loading dog poop

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Greedy hairraiser locus

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating provocative becky azn

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: curious selfie business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: citrine soul-stirring electric furnace giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: flickering gas station

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Shaky bright station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Laughsome dark kitty preventive strike

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: curious selfie business firm

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating provocative becky azn

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: dull kink-friendly national

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control Prole Whorehouse

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: curious selfie business firm

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: judgmental vigorous space blood rage

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Laughsome dark kitty preventive strike

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: judgmental vigorous space blood rage

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: 180 honey-headed parlour affirmative action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Insanely creepy school cafeteria

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: chestnut ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Out-of-control Prole Whorehouse

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: 180 honey-headed parlour affirmative action

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: erotic misanthropic patrolman wrinkle

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Impertinent gaping

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Bistre orchestra pit masturbator

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: dull kink-friendly national

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Naked Gunner Associate

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz property sound barrier

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Lascivious cream state

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Outnumbered Field

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: carmine windowlicker nursing home

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Marvelous Puppy

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone native dopamine

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: anal theater stage idea he suggested

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: flickering gas station

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: adulterous hominid potus

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: abusive yapping point

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: razzle piazza

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Trip faggotry

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Contagious lavender mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: erotic misanthropic patrolman wrinkle

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Impertinent gaping

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)