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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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wonderful hunting ground windowlicker
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
charcoal vigorous legend
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Glittery jet-lagged puppy hospital
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Contagious Learning Disabled Faggotry
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Impertinent stirring trailer park
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Galvanic Voyeur Skinny Woman
  08/21/17
Its much easier
hot parlor
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Yapping Rehab
  08/21/17
...
Galvanic Voyeur Skinny Woman
  08/21/17
CR
Big autistic idiot
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Galvanic Voyeur Skinny Woman
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
flushed ungodly lodge
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
sick cordovan toaster cruise ship
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
flushed ungodly lodge
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
aquamarine flickering ceo stage
  08/21/17
...
sick cordovan toaster cruise ship
  08/22/17
...
honey-headed yarmulke
  08/22/17
...
domesticated locale boltzmann
  08/22/17
"towr"
kink-friendly library
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Bateful office cuck
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
outnumbered address
  08/21/17
wtf
Cracking twisted karate
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
bright rebellious doctorate haunted graveyard
  08/21/17
...
flushed ungodly lodge
  08/21/17
...
Pontificating Pistol
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
mischievous passionate famous landscape painting tanning salon
  08/22/17
...
Saffron Racy Field Marketing Idea
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
brindle casino
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
flushed ungodly lodge
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
bright rebellious doctorate haunted graveyard
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Glittery jet-lagged puppy hospital
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Bossy Sapphire Senate
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
flushed ungodly lodge
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Thriller chartreuse associate nursing home
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
brindle casino
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Thriller chartreuse associate nursing home
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
provocative gunner
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
histrionic fantasy-prone halford
  08/22/17
...
white church
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Bossy Sapphire Senate
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
provocative gunner
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Soul-stirring juggernaut
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
sooty goyim
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Beady-eyed Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Glittery jet-lagged puppy hospital
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Ocher sex offender
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
smoky hyperactive double fault church building
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
At-the-ready Brunch Mental Disorder
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
hot parlor
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Stimulating Arrogant Whorehouse
  08/22/17
Yeah
salmon orchestra pit partner
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
honey-headed yarmulke
  08/22/17
yeah man
excitant home death wish
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
mischievous passionate famous landscape painting tanning salon
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
electric useless brakes
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
concupiscible chapel
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
abnormal heady sanctuary incel
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Sticky Pervert
  08/23/17
...
aromatic alcoholic volcanic crater
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Soul-stirring juggernaut
  08/23/17
So does algebra
sooty goyim
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: wonderful hunting ground windowlicker

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: charcoal vigorous legend

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Glittery jet-lagged puppy hospital

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Contagious Learning Disabled Faggotry

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Impertinent stirring trailer park

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Voyeur Skinny Woman

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: hot parlor

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Yapping Rehab

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Voyeur Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Big autistic idiot

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Voyeur Skinny Woman

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: flushed ungodly lodge

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: sick cordovan toaster cruise ship

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: flushed ungodly lodge

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: aquamarine flickering ceo stage

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: sick cordovan toaster cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: honey-headed yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: domesticated locale boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly library

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Bateful office cuck

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: outnumbered address

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Cracking twisted karate

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: bright rebellious doctorate haunted graveyard

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: flushed ungodly lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Pontificating Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: mischievous passionate famous landscape painting tanning salon

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Saffron Racy Field Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: brindle casino

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: flushed ungodly lodge

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: bright rebellious doctorate haunted graveyard

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Glittery jet-lagged puppy hospital

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Bossy Sapphire Senate

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: flushed ungodly lodge

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse associate nursing home

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: brindle casino

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse associate nursing home

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: provocative gunner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: histrionic fantasy-prone halford

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: white church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Bossy Sapphire Senate

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: provocative gunner

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring juggernaut

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: sooty goyim

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Glittery jet-lagged puppy hospital

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Ocher sex offender

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: smoky hyperactive double fault church building

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: At-the-ready Brunch Mental Disorder

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: hot parlor

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Stimulating Arrogant Whorehouse

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: salmon orchestra pit partner

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: honey-headed yarmulke

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: excitant home death wish

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: mischievous passionate famous landscape painting tanning salon

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: electric useless brakes

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: concupiscible chapel

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: abnormal heady sanctuary incel

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Sticky Pervert

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: aromatic alcoholic volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring juggernaut

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: sooty goyim

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)