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It would be easy as fuck to make a killing in landscaping. Rate this idea ITT

You drive around nice neighborhoods and see a landscaper wor...
Orange legend
  08/23/17
All this does is give some market penetration. It won't let ...
laughsome depressive skinny woman
  08/23/17
Yes, you would make $ on volume
Orange legend
  08/23/17
You don't think people are going to figure out what's going ...
laughsome depressive skinny woman
  08/23/17
Nope
Orange legend
  08/23/17
Good luck trying to rip off "Russo's Landscaping" ...
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  08/23/17
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Aphrodisiac native
  08/23/17
We dont have italians on the west coast (PBUH)
Orange legend
  08/23/17
Won't work. Many homeowners have a relationship with the lan...
Passionate Cheese-eating Office
  08/23/17
Lol its some generic hispanic they maybe see once a month
Orange legend
  08/23/17
no the guy who heads the crews has a relationship with clien...
Dashing Pearly Sneaky Criminal
  08/23/17
Flame
Orange legend
  08/23/17
also have sex with him
Pea-brained plaza headpube
  08/23/17
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massive candlestick maker people who are hurt
  08/23/17
The homeowners I know all recognize their landscaping guy.
Bisexual Confused Step-uncle's House
  08/23/17
*gets legs broken*
Opaque trip point
  08/23/17
This. OP thinks this is fucking Leave it to Beaver America.
Brindle adventurous community account haunted graveyard
  08/23/17
Ljl landscapers are all 4 foot tall hondurans
Orange legend
  08/23/17
Do u think u can take on an army of weed whacker wielding Oo...
Lilac institution
  08/23/17
*and thrown into wood chipper
mauve fragrant nursing home
  08/23/17
Better idea: mass mail a bunch of fake property tax bills.
laughsome depressive skinny woman
  08/23/17
mail fraud bro. feds will come after you
mauve fragrant nursing home
  08/23/17
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Orange legend
  08/23/17
Do it by hand. Drop it on the door step, therefore circumven...
Lilac institution
  08/23/17
feds HATE him
mauve fragrant nursing home
  08/23/17
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Orange legend
  08/23/17
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  08/23/17
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  08/23/17
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  08/24/17
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Emerald Factory Reset Button
  08/24/17
Put them in the mailboxes yourself, looks to be a loophole i...
laughsome depressive skinny woman
  08/23/17
(guy scattering fake property bill fliers all over the groun...
mauve fragrant nursing home
  08/23/17
Just waiting for TAXPIGEONS to pick them and fly back to.me ...
laughsome depressive skinny woman
  08/23/17
I believe those cluster mailboxes are the property of USPS.
Pea-brained plaza headpube
  08/23/17
Read the statute FAGGOT. It requires placing something in a ...
laughsome depressive skinny woman
  08/23/17


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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Orange legend

You drive around nice neighborhoods and see a landscaper working, get his number and call pretending to be the homeowner and "cancel" your service.

Then call the homeowner pretending to be the landscaper and say you sold your business and their service will continue but they'll get a new bill. Just find out their current rate and match it

Pay these pirate landscaper crews a % of profits and watch the $ roll in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052567)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: laughsome depressive skinny woman

All this does is give some market penetration. It won't let you "make a killing on landscaping" because your profit margin is still the same as the last guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052592)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Orange legend

Yes, you would make $ on volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052597)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: laughsome depressive skinny woman

You don't think people are going to figure out what's going on by the time you have "volume"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052621)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Orange legend

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052647)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant stain parlour

Good luck trying to rip off "Russo's Landscaping" in New Jersey bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052615)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052620)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Orange legend

We dont have italians on the west coast (PBUH)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052658)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Passionate Cheese-eating Office

Won't work. Many homeowners have a relationship with the landscaping lead. They'll want to hear about the cancellation directly from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052608)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Orange legend

Lol its some generic hispanic they maybe see once a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052614)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: Dashing Pearly Sneaky Criminal

no the guy who heads the crews has a relationship with clients. the housewives refer to him by first name, discuss their big ideas for the gardenias with him, often use the same guy for years etc...

source: worked in landscaping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052892)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Orange legend

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052905)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained plaza headpube

also have sex with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052916)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: massive candlestick maker people who are hurt



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Bisexual Confused Step-uncle's House

The homeowners I know all recognize their landscaping guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052923)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Opaque trip point

*gets legs broken*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052638)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Brindle adventurous community account haunted graveyard

This. OP thinks this is fucking Leave it to Beaver America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052645)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Orange legend

Ljl landscapers are all 4 foot tall hondurans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052651)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Lilac institution

Do u think u can take on an army of weed whacker wielding Oompa Loompas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052671)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: mauve fragrant nursing home

*and thrown into wood chipper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052654)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: laughsome depressive skinny woman

Better idea: mass mail a bunch of fake property tax bills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052659)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: mauve fragrant nursing home

mail fraud bro. feds will come after you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052664)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Orange legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052666)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Lilac institution

Do it by hand. Drop it on the door step, therefore circumventing the poastal service entirely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052683)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: mauve fragrant nursing home

feds HATE him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052687)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Orange legend



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Pea-brained plaza headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052920)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Bisexual Confused Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: startling fat ankles



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Date: August 24th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: claret stag film mexican



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Date: August 24th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Emerald Factory Reset Button



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: laughsome depressive skinny woman

Put them in the mailboxes yourself, looks to be a loophole in the statute. A lot of residential areas have 100+ mailboxes all together in a tight cluster. You're golden if you can wedge the property taxes in through a crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052691)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: mauve fragrant nursing home

(guy scattering fake property bill fliers all over the ground like birdseed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052696)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: laughsome depressive skinny woman

Just waiting for TAXPIGEONS to pick them and fly back to.me with money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052837)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Pea-brained plaza headpube

I believe those cluster mailboxes are the property of USPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052922)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: laughsome depressive skinny woman

Read the statute FAGGOT. It requires placing something in a depository TO BE DELIVERED BY THE POSTAL SERVICE or a private or commercial interstate carrier. No mail carrier no mail fraud.

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Whoever, having devised or intending to devise any scheme or artifice to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, or to sell, dispose of, loan, exchange, alter, give away, distribute, supply, or furnish or procure for unlawful use any counterfeit or spurious coin, obligation, security, or other article, or anything represented to be or intimated or held out to be such counterfeit or spurious article, for the purpose of executing such scheme or artifice or attempting so to do, places in any post office or authorized depository for mail matter, any matter or thing whatever to be sent or delivered by the Postal Service, or deposits or causes to be deposited any matter or thing whatever to be sent or delivered by any private or commercial interstate carrier, or takes or receives therefrom, any such matter or thing, or knowingly causes to be delivered by mail or such carrier according to the direction thereon, or at the place at which it is directed to be delivered by the person to whom it is addressed, any such matter or thing, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052954)