I hate typos in thread titles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714536&forum_id=2#34087456)

https://youtu.be/XEGy_asxL2U

"Farthest Cornell" came from a solo practitioner someone on XO found. His website described it as "farthest Cornell" and other prole tells. Dude found XO and was cool with all the mocking. Maybe 10 years ago.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1135478&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714536&forum_id=2#34087851)

TYFT I've never understood the references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3714536&forum_id=2#34088303)

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Date: December 30th, 2009 2:06 PM

Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Now see here, you young ruffians may prefer this new breed of brash, rough-and-tumble barrister that seems now to have sprung up out of every ditch and sewer grate in the city, and such is your right. But when a dispute recently arose between myself and one of my competitors in the whaling endeavor, I sought out a cultivated man, a man of letters, and I found such a man in one Mr. Kaplon-Olson. It mattered not that Mr. Kaplon-Olson often needed hours or days to study what a more experienced attorney would already know, for when he did finish the complaint it was written in the finest prose. It mattered not that he was not well-versed in this newfangled electronical filing system, for when he strode into the courtroom in his top-hat and pince-nez glasses, his pocket watch perfectly shined, his waistcoat perfectly tailored, and handed in his motions, drafted in perfected script, the judge could only marvel at the dignity with which this young man carried himself.

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