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Goyim Poison-Havers: REVISED Wedding Bar Inventory ITT
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: Opaque voyeur tyty to all. thoughts?
BEER – 13 Cases (312 Bottles) • 4 Light Beer (Amstel Light) • 5 Regular Beer (Yuengling Traditional Lager) • 4 IPA Beer (Sierra Nevada Pale Ale) WINE – 12 Cases (144 Bottles) • 6 Cabernet (Barkan) • 4 Chardonnay (Barkan) • 2 Champagne (Baron Herzog Brut) LIQUOR – 1.5L Handles • 4 Vodka (Stoli) • 3 Gin (Bombay Sapphire) • 2 Bourbon (Maker’s Mark or Jack Daniels) • 2 Scotch (Glenlivet /Glenfiddich) • 1 Rum (Bacardi Silver) • 1 Spiced Rum (Captain Morgan Spiced) • 2 Tequila (1800 Silver) • 2 Triple Sec • 1 Vermouth MIXERS • Sodas (2L Bottles) o 8 Coke o 6 Diet Coke o 8 Sprite o 8 Ginger Ale o 8 Tonic Water o 8 Soda Water • Juices (Quart Bottle) o 4 Pomegranate Juice o 2 Lime Juice ? o 2 Pineapple Juice ? o 2 Tomato Juice ? o 2 Orange Juice o 4 Cranberry Juice • Misc o Grenadine o Sour Mix o Margarita Mix GARNISHES • 40 Lemons • 40 Limes • Cherries • Olives • Oranges
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: Smoky Stirring Hunting Ground Private Investor How many people?
Seems like overkill on tequila and gin and rum
No white wine?
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:20 PM Author: Opaque voyeur ~60
there's chardonnay |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:21 PM Author: Smoky Stirring Hunting Ground Private Investor Oh missed that.
Yeah, thats more than enough for 60 people. Maybe more champagne? Otherwise youre fine. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:11 PM Author: Grizzly narrow-minded senate dopamine So for 60 people you have, per person:
2.5 *bottles* of wine + 5 beers + over half a liter of hard alcohol?
That seems like a lot. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: beta heady halford 1 more case of champagne (subbed for 1 case of white wine) and get the oktoberfest instead of the IPA
otherwise looks good |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:24 PM Author: Smoky Stirring Hunting Ground Private Investor Good call on the Oktoberfest.
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: Talented Underhanded Roommate Ratface nah, pale ale is cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101353) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:26 PM Author: beta heady halford no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101355) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: Talented Underhanded Roommate Ratface no u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101374) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: fishy field Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101379) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:34 PM Author: arousing doctorate striped hyena cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101427) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:27 PM Author: Opaque voyeur i pushed for the oktoberfest and pddj was weirded out that in 12 hours i was an mfe on mardens. she thinks it's fringe and doesnt like not being able to return it.
should we get maker's or jack daniels?
are the mid-range alcohols all fine (stoli, 1800, etc.) instead of GG and patron?
it seems like we have a TON of mixers. is that excessive? do we need all those juices (pineapple, tomato, lime)? |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:28 PM Author: Talented Underhanded Roommate Ratface Maker's ofs. dat wax.
Pomegranate juice is for what? I thought you meant grenadine until I saw it listed.
if no canadians, you can pare down on juices.
stoli is credited. no one will be drinking tequila. mostly vodka, bourbon, with gin bringing up the rear.
i would suggest getting some kahlua to make white russians, unless you've got some weird jew rules about mixing alcohol and cream. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:34 PM Author: fishy field He Cleary is getting tequila for some gay margarita "signature cocktail" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101429) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: Opaque voyeur maker's is kinda expensive -- prob the most expensive liquor on there besides the scotch.
canadians meaning nigs? how would you pare down?
tequila if people want margaritas.
cant have cream (meat served with dinner.. nothing to do with alcohol and cream) but it could be a non-dairy cream. too much trouble. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: Talented Underhanded Roommate Ratface yeah, nigs. they're normally the ones to get drinks mixed with cranberry/orange/pineapple. but obviously those don't cost much, so it's not much of a waste if they aren't used.
most used mixers will be coke/diet, tonic/soda, and cranberry. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 3:11 PM Author: Opaque voyeur i just dont know how pddj's dad is gonna carry 50 2L bottles into the venue etc. seems like a lot of mixers.
what is lime and pineapple juice even used for -- any nice cocktails |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:34 PM Author: free-loading deer antler take a few trips? maybe you could even help him or would that break some kind of jew work restriction? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102326) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:40 PM Author: Opaque voyeur he's gonna need to do it before we fly into are country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102355) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:18 PM Author: Talented Underhanded Roommate Ratface all i can think of for pineapple is a bunch of carribbean rum drinks.
kamikaze shots are vodka, triple sec, lime juice. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:34 PM Author: fiercely-loyal party of the first part preventive strike Sierra Nevada is cr over a Marzen.
Marzen is a seasonal beer that isn't even the beer they drink at Oktoberfest in Germany |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: fishy field Oktoberfest beer is shit and gayly "seasonal." Stick with the ipa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101377) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: beta heady halford see DBG, the Oktoberfest is the right choice. do not doubt me on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101390) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:33 PM Author: fishy field It's retarded as fuck at a wedding. It's like making Mai tais or something.
Forget that it is literally shit beer. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: arousing doctorate striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101441) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: free-loading deer antler It really doesn't matter that much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101450) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:46 PM Author: fishy field Well I've got STRONG AS FUCK opinions and am a literal work-bitch so this is where I come to express myself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101543) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:52 PM Author: beta heady halford and thank heavens we have you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101596) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:56 PM Author: fishy field Enjoy your pomegranate margarita. Please post pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101623) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:58 PM Author: beta heady halford bringing my own märzen. thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101644) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 3:04 PM Author: Opaque voyeur ironside having a halachic argument w the meshgiach over whether his personal beer stein is kosher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101699) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:34 PM Author: Opaque voyeur i think you're right. i dont think the ipa will be the end of the world, and i'm gonna let pddj have her way on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101422) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:38 PM Author: free-loading deer antler Sierra Nevada is like miles ahead of anyone else in terms of mainstream availability/awareness and quality combined. It's a good choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101469) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:34 PM Author: fiercely-loyal party of the first part preventive strike You are straight up wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101428) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: Talented Underhanded Roommate Ratface that's tons of booze (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101349) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: Galvanic Stead Yarmulke That is WAY too much fucking booze. Are you retarded? How many of your guests are of drinking age/not sobermos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101371) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: Smoky Stirring Hunting Ground Private Investor (guy telling someone to have less booze at his wedding) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101380) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:32 PM Author: Galvanic Stead Yarmulke This is 1,302 servings of booze assuming 1 beer = 1/5th bottle wine = 80 ML hard liquor = 2.7 oz hard liquor = 1 serving.
312 beers is almost enough for everyone there to have their own six pack.
There are rules of thumb for how much to order, but this is just retarded. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:32 PM Author: Opaque voyeur cr love how xo proles are trashing me for wanting to have a bar that is flowing, further cementing the stereotype that prole goyim starve their guests and make them open wallets at a cash bar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101400) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: free-loading deer antler Pretty sure that's a gook busting out their math skills above. Choices and quantities are good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101440) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:36 PM Author: Galvanic Stead Yarmulke I'm not a prole. I guarantee I am wealthier than you, from a better and more prestigious family, and have been to more high end weddings than you have. Frankly, the fact that you are worrying about this at all (i.e., you didn't buy out the bar and have the venue cover the alcohol or have your wedding planner do this math for you) shows that you are the prole, dipshit. Have fun at your dumb fucking 60 person wedding in flyover you friendless piece of human garbage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101447) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:38 PM Author: Opaque voyeur arent you a gook? there's no such thing as a prestigious gook family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101466) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:41 PM Author: Galvanic Stead Yarmulke I'm not Asian. I'm white, with some elite NYC-area Jews in my extended family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101502) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 3:04 PM Author: free-loading deer antler bing bong ching chong chong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101702) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 3:10 PM Author: Opaque voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101742) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:01 PM Author: trip deranged sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102984) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:02 PM Author: fiercely-loyal party of the first part preventive strike lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102993) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2018 12:03 AM Author: carmine background story devastrating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#35458105) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 3:00 PM Author: free-loading deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101666) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: Opaque voyeur only 2-3 youths. one just had bat mitzvah...uunnghhhh
a few of the prole goyim are recovering addicts and sober |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:30 PM Author: fishy field Still LOLING at your gay as fuck pomegranate margaritas with triple sec (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101386) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:32 PM Author: Alcoholic zippy location immigrant you have max 60 people coming. Are they each going to drink 2 bottles of wine and 4 beers and have 2 cocktails? LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101404) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:37 PM Author: Opaque voyeur low iq goyim not understanding the concept that we dont know who will drink what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101457) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: arousing doctorate striped hyena Which is why I told you to prepare for both Budweiser proles and Miller proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101662) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: beta heady halford i also see nothing wrong with a mass market beer.
no difference imo switching amstel light for miller light |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: trip deranged sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102997) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:04 PM Author: beta heady halford i was telling DBG that i see nothing wrong with removing amstel light and replacing it with miller light (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34103011) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 3:33 PM Author: domesticated national security agency this is too much booze but you will have a good liquor cabinet left over. Amstel Yuengling and Sierra are good choices. add red bull and grapefruit juice mixers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34101911) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:31 PM Author: Opaque voyeur grapefruit juice INSTEAD of something, or in addition? do i need lime and pineapple? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102307) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:32 PM Author: beta heady halford you def do not need pineapple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102315) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:41 PM Author: Opaque voyeur what about lime and tomato? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102356) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:42 PM Author: beta heady halford i don't think you need either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102361) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:49 PM Author: Opaque voyeur deleted. no grapefruit? someone above suggested it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102409) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:55 PM Author: domesticated national security agency lime is a necessary mix for many drinks: kamikazi, cosmo, gimlet, proper margarita. tomato is for bloody mary. pineapple is for fruity rum drinks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102445) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: lavender generalized bond One bottle less each of gin and scotch, get rid of spiced rum (you're not doing a tropical wedding), no need for lime juice, tomato juice, pineapple juice, too much cranberry juice and sprite. I don't even know what people mix sprite with.
I'm trying to save you opened liquor bottles that you can't return. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:45 PM Author: Opaque voyeur yes on tomato juice?
maker's or jack daniels?
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:46 PM Author: beta heady halford maker's and jack are different liquors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102390) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:49 PM Author: Opaque voyeur they're both american whiskeys. are they really that different? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102402) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:49 PM Author: beta heady halford yes, bourbon and whiskey are pretty different
just get one of each and one scotch. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:50 PM Author: Opaque voyeur if you get 1 of each. you run the risk of running out of one, isnt it better to have 2 of one?
which scotch -- genlivet or glenfiddich? 12 yr? |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:51 PM Author: beta heady halford a handle of each is plenty imo
it doesn't matter. you could even get black label. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:53 PM Author: Opaque voyeur speaking of VERMOUTH, just dry? any need for sweet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102431) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:55 PM Author: beta heady halford dry only (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102438) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:01 PM Author: lavender generalized bond Unless you think people will be ordering martinis or manhattans I wouldn't stock either dry or sweet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102476) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:02 PM Author: beta heady halford i think he wanted to keep open the martini option (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102479) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:05 PM Author: Opaque voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102497) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:17 PM Author: lavender generalized bond you know they all just want to play beer pong but DBG is making them be all "high class" for HIS wedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102593) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:46 PM Author: Opaque voyeur do proles play beer pong, or just frat bros? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102848) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:52 PM Author: lavender generalized bond My bad, put out some cornhole boards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102906) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:55 PM Author: Opaque voyeur i dont even get it. should i ask pddj to explain? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102928) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:03 PM Author: free-loading deer antler a bottle of vermouth is like $12. it's not a big investment to not be the wedding where you can't get a martini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108374) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:04 PM Author: Opaque voyeur cr. it's on the list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108382) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:55 PM Author: domesticated national security agency glenlivet and makers are the better choices but all are acceptable. you should possibly add some cognac or brandy and some liqueurs like kahlua (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102441) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:04 PM Author: free-loading deer antler we stocked a bunch of cognacs and other cordials at my wedding. barely anyone touched them. I ended up drinking them after dinner almost every day for a few months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108387) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:11 PM Author: Opaque voyeur yeah i cant see anyone not liking the wedding bc there wasnt cognac. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108427) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:00 PM Author: lavender generalized bond People won't be picky and will switch to the other if one runs out. People might even prefer jack to maker's at ARE country prole wedding. if you want something cheaper than maker's just buy a handle of Evan Williams, it is perfectly drinkable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102469) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:04 PM Author: Opaque voyeur makes sense...
evan williams sounds like a cross between evan39 and bob williams |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:04 PM Author: beta heady halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102495) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:55 PM Author: arousing doctorate striped hyena I mean, bourbon is a whiskey, and JD is a bourbon-like whiskey that can't be called bourbon because the corn mash % is a bit too low and it's not distilled in Kentucky or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102442) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:59 PM Author: beta heady halford (insecure Nashville resident) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102466) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:14 PM Author: Galvanic Stead Yarmulke TCR. Jack is "Tennessee whisky" which can't be called bourbon because it's not distilled in bourbon county and its charcoal filtered. Jack (and George Dickel) are essentially bourbons for taste purposes. It's not like they're Scotch, Canadian whisky, or rye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34103083) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 4:47 PM Author: lavender generalized bond One handle of each is sufficient, this is on a Sunday. No tomato juice as people don't drink bloodys at weddings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102393) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:06 PM Author: free-loading deer antler get both makers and jack. worst case they can interchange if one runs out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102512) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 5:20 PM Author: Kink-friendly Organic Girlfriend 14 HANDLES plus beer and wine for 60 people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34102619) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: fiercely-loyal party of the first part preventive strike Sounds 180 but for an homage to xo you should change from Sierra Nevada pale ale to Sierra Nevada Torpedo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34103003) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:12 PM Author: Multi-colored space quadroon jesus christ that's a lot of booze. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34103067) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:15 PM Author: beta heady halford has he emailed you the reserve booze list? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34103087) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:18 PM Author: Multi-colored space quadroon Yeah, so that's not even counted in the above. lol.
Date: August 30th, 2017 6:11 PM Author: Such anathema to us! (as The Americans)
So for 60 people you have, per person: 2.5 *bottles* of wine + 5 beers + over half a liter of hard alcohol?
That seems like a lot.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34103054) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:24 PM Author: Opaque voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34103652) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:38 PM Author: Galvanic Stead Yarmulke Lol at scrimping every penny possible and having a 60 person SUNDAY wedding in ARE COUNTRY in the FALL (forcing everyone to miss football--except your brother, who you're not inviting!), serving a PROLE as FUCK meal BUFFET STYLE, and probably DJing the whole thing with a fucking iPod shuffle you were given as OCI law firm swag, only to buy a completely inappropriately large amount of medium shelf booze that no one will really enjoy because they are counting the seconds until they can flee your dumpsterfire of a wedding to get home and rest up for work the next day.
Also, a hearty LOL at you being such an aspie, friendless piece of shit that you have no concept of what or how much normal people drink.
Best of luck with your marriage. Can't wait to meet your well adjusted and successful children. |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:40 PM Author: Opaque voyeur bing bong ching chong chong
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:00 PM Author: free-loading deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108358) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:38 AM Author: Nubile metal forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34105885) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:02 PM Author: adulterous exciting persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108364) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:15 PM Author: Concupiscible hateful institution Why are you so mad he's having a lot of booze at his wedding? Do you really think everyone is obligated to drink every last drop? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108453) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:23 PM Author: free-loading deer antler risten, everyone could have 5.8 beers. no need for more than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108520) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:27 PM Author: lavender generalized bond Using an iPod means he'd have to create a playlist and there hasn't been a thread yet on here about what should go on a wedding playlist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108544) |
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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:12 PM Author: Brass drunken meetinghouse messiness Real talk, you need to upgrade vodka to Grey Goose or Ketel, and tequila to Patron. Other than that it's great, best of all you're keeping remainder and alcohol doesnt spoil. Congrats and f the haters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34103941) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:59 AM Author: Opaque voyeur stoli and ketel are similar. pddj prefers stoli.
patron is 2x the price of 1800. doesnt matter if people are mixing it. patron seems marketing flame.
we're gonna return the remainder. the opened bottles, too bad we cant ship back to mfh. too expensive. |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:16 PM Author: Concupiscible hateful institution I actually really like 1800 tequila (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108465) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:09 PM Author: free-loading deer antler stoli is fine. most basic wedding bars have Smirnoff so anything above that is an improvement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108417) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:11 PM Author: Concupiscible hateful institution Why not TITOS VODKA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108433) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:12 PM Author: Opaque voyeur ironside supplying the TITS VODKA
titos isnt widely known. runs the risk of looking cheap, and it's still not fancy. |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:30 PM Author: lavender generalized bond Tito's is now the vodka of choice for shrews all over MFH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108572) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:33 PM Author: beta heady halford amazing how they all just do the same thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108587) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:37 PM Author: lavender generalized bond "Tito's and soda with 3 limes please! Trying to go low cal!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108611) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:39 PM Author: Opaque voyeur *eats a 4000 calorie brunch the next morning* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108623) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:41 PM Author: beta heady halford great subthread everyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108631) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:42 PM Author: Opaque voyeur now we just need james joyce jr to describe the, ahem, consequences of this shrew health-nuttery / binge-eating back-and-forth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108642) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:33 PM Author: Opaque voyeur wonder if pddj's are country friends got the memo on this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108588) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:21 PM Author: free-loading deer antler Here's what I had at my wedding if that helps (I'm the pumo who originally told you to stock the bar yourself):
amstel/heineken/yuengling
Kettle, Knob Creek, tanqueray, dalmore 12, captain morgan, bacardi, cuervo, jack, seagrams, balieys, apple pucker, triple sec, and vermouth. probably something else I'm forgetting.
also a stupid number of cordials: courvoisier, henesey, b&b, limoncello, and I think some other shit.
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:23 PM Author: Opaque voyeur woah that's an excessive cordials.
did you stock mixers yourself? what're your thoughts on mine. |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:25 PM Author: free-loading deer antler no, bartenders/caterers did. I think they're fine though I didn't really do the math on the quantities. Coke/diet coke/cranberry/tonic are the biggies you don't want to run out of.
also, writing out that list kind of makes me want to have some b&b. I love that shit. |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:26 PM Author: Opaque voyeur wtf do people get diet cokes with? anything they'd get coke with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108540) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:27 PM Author: glittery school cafeteria turdskin yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108546) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:28 PM Author: free-loading deer antler yea. rum or jack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108555) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:26 PM Author: glittery school cafeteria turdskin good list, probably way too much but you can return what you don't use so np there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108541) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:29 PM Author: Opaque voyeur do we need margarita mix AND lime juice? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108567) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:30 PM Author: free-loading deer antler yea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108570) |
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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:34 PM Author: glittery school cafeteria turdskin yes, gimlets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#34108590) |
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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:59 PM Author: Snowy Jew 10/10 fun thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#35458090) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2018 12:08 AM Author: Opaque voyeur tyty.
here's thread #1 -- http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3715181&mc=171&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 22nd, 2018 12:06 AM Author: carmine background story Yuengling?
Failed right there. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2018 12:09 AM Author: Opaque voyeur where were you in the 2x 200 poast threads discussing all this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#35458173) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2018 12:28 AM Author: carmine background story Your threads are always so long, I'm too busy diaperthreading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&forum_id=2#35458332) |