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3L, no offers, GPA well below median, no debt. What do?

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rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
pre-law school experience? get out of law.
Effete plaza black woman
  08/30/17
Not much to speak of. Went to LS right out of undergrad.
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
get out of law.
Effete plaza black woman
  08/30/17
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Massive spruce ape rigor
  08/30/17
not really in law, is he
Maniacal Boyish Brunch
  08/30/17
i just gave up on law entirely. dont do anything other than ...
Cerise passionate candlestick maker
  08/30/17
what do u do
Learning disabled hyperventilating background story whorehouse
  08/30/17
work a job that has nothing to do with law and for which the...
Cerise passionate candlestick maker
  08/30/17
the no debt is good
Massive spruce ape rigor
  08/30/17
"no debt" scholarship or did daddy pay? if d...
Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry
  08/30/17
Daddy Not dumb but had some personal issues 1L that reall...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
go work for Daddy then
Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry
  08/30/17
Daddy is retired biglawyer
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
are you that dumb, incompetent or socially awkward that Dadd...
Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry
  08/30/17
cq
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  08/30/17
cq
Pearly piazza
  08/30/17
cq
Effete plaza black woman
  08/30/17
tbf theres no shame in NOT getting your dad to help you find...
Cerise passionate candlestick maker
  08/30/17
If his alternative is joblessness, then yes, there is shame....
Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry
  08/30/17
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  08/30/21
No, but I don't expect my parents to get me a job. I'm sure ...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
make daddy get you a job jfc
Massive spruce ape rigor
  08/30/17
All right I'll see what I can do, but I'm not counting on it...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
otherwise just go do something cool if you don't have any de...
Massive spruce ape rigor
  08/30/17
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Pearly piazza
  08/30/17
This is a tough economy bro, especially for lawyers, and esp...
Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry
  08/30/17
If he hooks me up I certainly won't turn it down
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
"personal issues"? You got a C in CivPro?
Ivory hell goal in life
  08/30/17
lmao
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/31/17
just do Runescape full time
Elite Beady-eyed Striped Hyena
  08/30/17
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rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
become a fly fishing guide in montana
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  08/30/17
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  08/30/17
does it bother you that middling iq, slightly chubby, not-pr...
Cerise passionate candlestick maker
  08/30/17
Not especially
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
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  10/12/22
what level school
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  08/30/17
Top 50
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
Dude just do Shitlaw. Cop exp for a few yrs if everyone in u...
Hideous puce jap doctorate
  08/30/17
lol fuck that. OP obviously isn't cut out to be a lawyer. He...
Massive spruce ape rigor
  08/30/17
I have a 103 IQ I'm lazy as fuck and I'm an amazing shitlawy...
Hideous puce jap doctorate
  08/30/17
this is the first indication i've ever seen that you are not...
Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry
  08/30/17
Is anyone cut out to be a lawyer? Isn't that why we're all d...
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
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Maize odious sanctuary
  08/30/17
I wasn't cut out for it until I was. I am a Shitlaw god now.
Hideous puce jap doctorate
  08/30/17
What exactly is shitlaw? I picture it as lots of court appoi...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
Imagine your the hole in your clients mouth evincing a stenc...
Hideous puce jap doctorate
  08/30/17
Hahaha
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
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Maize odious sanctuary
  08/30/17
JFC your dad is a biglaw partner and you go to some terrible...
Chrome sexy institution
  08/30/17
No he's retired
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/31/17
Biglaw fag who got his only adult job summer after 1L: "...
Hideous puce jap doctorate
  08/30/17
Should my outlook be so bleak that I quit law just cuz I can...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
Have you thought about nonprofits? Start volunteering there...
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
I worked for a nonprofit once and it struck me as a scam. I ...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
The work is better than most other legal work, bro
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
Ok I'll keep that in mind
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
Do you have any actual desire to do that? Just go be a park ...
Massive spruce ape rigor
  08/30/17
CR park rangering is 180
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
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Massive spruce ape rigor
  08/30/17
Too late, plus I'd be letting my parents down more than I al...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
wtf in what fucking way is it "too late"? You're 2...
Massive spruce ape rigor
  08/30/17
I guess it's not man idk I'm feeling pessimistic now
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
No debt, 25, not yet traumatized by biglaw You have your ...
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
Thank you friend. I am open to life and whatever it has to o...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
need to grow your balls back. life is out there for the taki...
Massive spruce ape rigor
  08/30/17
I was in your position many years ago. I gave up on law and ...
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  08/30/17
Do you do JD advantage or just ditched law forever?
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
Ditched law forever. Never even took the bar exam.
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  08/30/17
180 This profession is killing me slowly
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
IMO, when the law firms no offered me, that's the biggest fa...
fragrant anal field old irish cottage
  08/30/17
I think I have depression thanks to law firms...fml You w...
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
Did you strike out, or did your summer firm NO OFFER you?
Ivory hell goal in life
  08/30/17
How did you get employers to ignore your JD?
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
Took me months to find something. I lucked into a hiring man...
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  08/30/17
Sounds 180. I wonder how hard it'd be to switch gears if you...
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
yeah, I imagine you're neither gunning for an entry-level jo...
fragrant anal field old irish cottage
  08/30/17
Fortunately half my high school teachers were other professi...
Misunderstood base ladyboy
  08/30/17
teaching is one thing I applied for as a 3L...and never even...
fragrant anal field old irish cottage
  08/30/17
do you genuinely think a serious legal job would be too diff...
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  08/30/17
Yeah I could do biglaw for several years. It's where I've wa...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
if daddy has money work at most prestigious PI place you can...
Pearly piazza
  08/30/17
if the strategy here is to fool people into thinking he had ...
Flesh dashing fat ankles
  08/30/17
Been there. Copped biglaw. Very odd route. Hard to advise - ...
cowardly magenta spot trust fund
  08/30/17
This weekend I'll touch base with contacts I've made and let...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
honestly... best strategy here... just do doc review for som...
Flesh dashing fat ankles
  08/30/17
i was in your position except i had debt. still in law, mak...
Greedy idiot stage
  08/30/17
you're better off. biglaw sucks
Medicated locale
  08/30/17
I tell myself this...but I'd still jump at the opportunity. ...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/17
C R Y P T O
Bateful Center
  08/30/17
DA or PDs office. They've been known to hire mouthbreathers....
salmon fighting shrine
  08/31/17
*a T4, actually: http://www.queensda.org/newpressreleases...
Ivory hell goal in life
  08/31/17
First, if he's that hard up, perhaps a less *prestigious* of...
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  08/31/17
Don't expect to get any helpful advice here. Poasters would ...
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Thanks
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/31/17
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  08/31/17
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  09/02/17
Military- bigfed
Cordovan Sadistic Pit Useless Brakes
  08/31/17
Not sure if it's been mentioned, but maybe try for a complia...
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  09/02/17
you can still make it in shitlaw. go be a prosecutor in some...
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  09/04/17
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  09/20/17
poast on xo
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  09/20/17
OP here 4 years later, taking Q's
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/21
How'd things turn out?
Marvelous violet azn
  08/30/21
I got a shitlaw job in Are Country at a firm that has been r...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/21
practice area?
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  08/30/21
PI
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/21
...
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  08/30/21
what did you do instead?
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  08/30/21
I finished up law school and got a shitlaw job.
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/21
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  08/30/21
Update?
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  08/30/21
Why were you unwilling to let your dad help you find a job b...
Comical Fortuitous Meteor
  08/30/21
I guess I'm a hypocrite in that sense
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/21
Glad it's working out. Good for you. What cslg methods a...
Topaz kitchen masturbator
  08/30/21
Both. The network of doctors is standard, but the business c...
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/21
what is commercial litigation
Titillating plum meetinghouse
  08/30/21
Business matters
rebellious galvanic space ratface
  08/30/21


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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: Effete plaza black woman

pre-law school experience?

get out of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103110)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Not much to speak of. Went to LS right out of undergrad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103131)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Effete plaza black woman

get out of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103136)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Massive spruce ape rigor



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: Maniacal Boyish Brunch

not really in law, is he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34104524)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: Cerise passionate candlestick maker

i just gave up on law entirely. dont do anything other than biglaw or solo or quit law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103113)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: Learning disabled hyperventilating background story whorehouse

what do u do

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Cerise passionate candlestick maker

work a job that has nothing to do with law and for which the jd was a negative if anything. tbh your life is probably fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103130)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Massive spruce ape rigor

the no debt is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103181)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry

"no debt"

scholarship or did daddy pay?

if daddy paid, go work in his business?

also are you dumb or just hate law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103124)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Daddy

Not dumb but had some personal issues 1L that really fucked me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103138)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry

go work for Daddy then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103140)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Daddy is retired biglawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103145)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry

are you that dumb, incompetent or socially awkward that Daddy can't hook you up with a job somewhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103152)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Startled yapping travel guidebook public bath

cq

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Pearly piazza

cq

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Effete plaza black woman

cq

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: Cerise passionate candlestick maker

tbf theres no shame in NOT getting your dad to help you find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103171)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry

If his alternative is joblessness, then yes, there is shame. He is a no-offered 3L with shitty grades in a shitty economy with an expensive degree his father paid for. He needs to rely on connections at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103211)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 6:25 PM
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

No, but I don't expect my parents to get me a job. I'm sure he knows people, but they don't want me banking on it so it's not like they're gonna tell me that they'll hook me up. I'm not dumb or socially awkward or incompetent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103174)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Massive spruce ape rigor

make daddy get you a job jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103186)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

All right I'll see what I can do, but I'm not counting on it yknow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103195)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Massive spruce ape rigor

otherwise just go do something cool if you don't have any debt. Just count law school as a dumb 3 year vacation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103263)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: Pearly piazza



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry

This is a tough economy bro, especially for lawyers, and especially for law students with below median GPAs. There's no shame on asking Daddy for help. I'm sure he would be much more unhappy with you not working at all after paying for that education.

You are being stubborn and stupid, and cutting off your nose to spite your face. Stop it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103187)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

If he hooks me up I certainly won't turn it down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103232)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Ivory hell goal in life

"personal issues"? You got a C in CivPro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105427)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105721)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Elite Beady-eyed Striped Hyena

just do Runescape full time

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: Laughsome dun pozpig water buffalo

become a fly fishing guide in montana

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: Startled yapping travel guidebook public bath



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: Cerise passionate candlestick maker

does it bother you that middling iq, slightly chubby, not-pretty white/asian women from awful schools who sound like idiots in their interviews and know nothing about anything and dress like morons waltz into white collar jobs/careers because the boomer male in charge of the office trembles with lust at the thought of smooth skin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103205)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Not especially

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103220)



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Date: October 12th, 2022 7:25 AM
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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: Chrome sexy institution

what level school

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Top 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103227)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Hideous puce jap doctorate

Dude just do Shitlaw. Cop exp for a few yrs if everyone in ur jsdx knows how shitty ur gpa is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103239)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Massive spruce ape rigor

lol fuck that. OP obviously isn't cut out to be a lawyer. He should do something cool with his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103275)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Hideous puce jap doctorate

I have a 103 IQ I'm lazy as fuck and I'm an amazing shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103287)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Arrogant floppy principal's office cuckoldry

this is the first indication i've ever seen that you are not in fact BP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103310)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

Is anyone cut out to be a lawyer? Isn't that why we're all depressed alcoholics? Because none of us are cut out for it except the coke fiends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103290)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Maize odious sanctuary



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Hideous puce jap doctorate

I wasn't cut out for it until I was. I am a Shitlaw god now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103375)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

What exactly is shitlaw? I picture it as lots of court appointed stuff by I've never seen it defined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103400)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:51 PM
Author: Hideous puce jap doctorate

Imagine your the hole in your clients mouth evincing a stench so sweet it reminds you of a swine truck on the highway. If you do that you will begin to know Shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103456)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Hahaha

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: Maize odious sanctuary



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Chrome sexy institution

JFC your dad is a biglaw partner and you go to some terrible fucking law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34104512)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

No he's retired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105718)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: Hideous puce jap doctorate

Biglaw fag who got his only adult job summer after 1L: "DUDE UR SO FUCKED GET OUT OF LAW"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103213)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Should my outlook be so bleak that I quit law just cuz I can't get biglaw? It's not like I need to make money right away. I could just start my own hustle and build that up right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103298)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

Have you thought about nonprofits? Start volunteering there and see if you like it - Non profits are full of rich kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103316)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

I worked for a nonprofit once and it struck me as a scam. I am skeptical about how fulfilling that work would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103362)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

The work is better than most other legal work, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103369)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Ok I'll keep that in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103378)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Massive spruce ape rigor

Do you have any actual desire to do that? Just go be a park ranger or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103321)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

CR park rangering is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103326)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: Massive spruce ape rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103396)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Too late, plus I'd be letting my parents down more than I already have. I do have that desire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103335)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: Massive spruce ape rigor

wtf in what fucking way is it "too late"? You're 25 and don't have any debt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103392)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

I guess it's not man idk I'm feeling pessimistic now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103442)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:51 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

No debt, 25, not yet traumatized by biglaw

You have your whole life ahead of you, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103451)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Thank you friend. I am open to life and whatever it has to offer me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103468)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:56 PM
Author: Massive spruce ape rigor

need to grow your balls back. life is out there for the taking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103497)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: fragrant anal field old irish cottage

I was in your position many years ago. I gave up on law and have never regretted it.

Just treat law school as a stupid 3 year vacation you took. Don't chase sunk costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103371)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

Do you do JD advantage or just ditched law forever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103376)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: fragrant anal field old irish cottage

Ditched law forever. Never even took the bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103380)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

180

This profession is killing me slowly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103387)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:46 PM
Author: fragrant anal field old irish cottage

IMO, when the law firms no offered me, that's the biggest favor anyone ever did me. I just didn't realize it at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103402)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

I think I have depression thanks to law firms...fml

You won the lotto, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103432)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: Ivory hell goal in life

Did you strike out, or did your summer firm NO OFFER you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105486)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

How did you get employers to ignore your JD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103395)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: fragrant anal field old irish cottage

Took me months to find something. I lucked into a hiring manager who was also a non-practicing JD.

Once I got some experience, nobody even read the education section of my resume. Also, I like to think that not taking the bar helped me, because it allowed me to easily prove I was not just going to leave the moment somebody offered me a law job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103422)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

Sounds 180. I wonder how hard it'd be to switch gears if you've worked for years in law...I feel I'd have to do a complete reset, like get a teaching master's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103438)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: fragrant anal field old irish cottage

yeah, I imagine you're neither gunning for an entry-level job that a 24 year old would be happy with, nor likely to be seriously considered for such a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103482)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood base ladyboy

Fortunately half my high school teachers were other profession burn outs - so there is still hoap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103484)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: fragrant anal field old irish cottage

teaching is one thing I applied for as a 3L...and never even got an interview for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103491)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Flesh dashing fat ankles

do you genuinely think a serious legal job would be too difficult for you? i.e., do you think you are capable of doing BIGLAW for several years and your grades were just a fluke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103538)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Yeah I could do biglaw for several years. It's where I've wanted to be ever since I was a young kid and my dad brought me to his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105286)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Pearly piazza

if daddy has money work at most prestigious PI place you can find, even volunteer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103562)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Flesh dashing fat ankles

if the strategy here is to fool people into thinking he had options and chose that to get experience in something interesting, it's not going to work because of his law school and class rank. If he was borderline and got unlucky, that would have probably worked.

if the strategy is to just do that because it's interesting and stable and just live off Daddy's trust fund, then titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103572)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: cowardly magenta spot trust fund

Been there. Copped biglaw. Very odd route. Hard to advise - you're in a legitimately tough spot.

Try to keep your hands busy. Meet as many people as you can, do as much pt type work as you can, and this above all, BE AS LIBERAL AND JEWISH AS POSSIBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103593)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

This weekend I'll touch base with contacts I've made and let them know I still exist. I have a few leads but no offers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103646)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Flesh dashing fat ankles

honestly... best strategy here... just do doc review for some stable big law firms where you can network. they won't make you an associate, but might feed you more work if you do a good job and bill reasonably... best case scenario (though unlikely) is that they make you a practice attorney.

advantages to this: good cash, flexible hours, you can probably just work 20 hours a week and make a decent living.

disadvantages: you will likely be treated like shit and even if you are not, the work will be boring as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103610)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Greedy idiot stage

i was in your position except i had debt. still in law, making low six figures in government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34104318)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Medicated locale

you're better off. biglaw sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34104433)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:23 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

I tell myself this...but I'd still jump at the opportunity. I figure if biglaw sucks I could just lateral out to a smaller firm that doesn't require as many billables per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105294)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Bateful Center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34104478)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: salmon fighting shrine

DA or PDs office. They've been known to hire mouthbreathers. Especially from a T50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105537)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Ivory hell goal in life

*a T4, actually:

http://www.queensda.org/newpressreleases/2016/SEPT%202016/ada_fall_2016_class.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105569)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: salmon fighting shrine

First, if he's that hard up, perhaps a less *prestigious* office than Queens.

Second, did you look at that list? Fordham? Hofstra? NYLS? Not exactly T4.

EDIT: Hi Sam :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105594)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Contagious resort dog poop

Don't expect to get any helpful advice here. Poasters would have you believe that anyone who graduated below median is fucked and might as well work at Starbucks.

I know plenty of people who graduated below median at T25 ITE circa 2009-11 that couldn't find shit for the first 6 months and were legit depressed. All of them eventually found something and several are in pretty good positions now. How did they do it? I'm not sure but it wasn't the Biglaw route. The job market is much better these days so maybe look for contract administrator type work, doc review, law clerk for a state court judge or prosecutor, public defender, find some shitlaw office that'll pay you shit but give you experience, look for govt work at Fed, State and local level, gotta get creative with your search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105573)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105724)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Hideous puce jap doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34107089)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: hilarious embarrassed to the bone lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34121568)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Cordovan Sadistic Pit Useless Brakes

Military- bigfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34107054)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Very tactful macaca

Not sure if it's been mentioned, but maybe try for a compliance gig. You can work your way up compliance or maybe move over to legal at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34121581)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Sticky gay crotch

you can still make it in shitlaw. go be a prosecutor in some rural jurisdiction where nobody wants to work. you'll get trial experience and can then go join the defense bar or just be a bitch prosecutor making $90K a year at peak earning. some prosecutors transition into other stuff pretty well. but your only chance to be valuable and hirable is a skilled 'courtroom' attorney.

nobody is going to give you a good job based on your current credentials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34138559)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: white tantric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34254879)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: arousing mustard home

poast on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34254895)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

OP here 4 years later, taking Q's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034853)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: Marvelous violet azn

How'd things turn out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034863)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

I got a shitlaw job in Are Country at a firm that has been really good to me. If you had told me 4 years ago it would turn out this way, I would have been shocked.

I have been an exemplary employee, and I have used CSLG principles to create referral sources for myself that have paid big dividends. I am going to leave this firm soon, mainly because I just don't feel cut out for being an employee or even a partner. I know I can do better for myself and hopefully soon-to-be family as a solo practitioner.

I invested in LINK, SOL and FTM early enough along to where I have a cushion of money that will last me several months while I'm getting started (not that I think I will need it).

I'm happy. I am not defined by law school. I am who I am, and I like who I am. Can't wait to see what the future holds. I think I will probably practice law for 15 or so more years, and then I will take cases rarely and live off of investments after that while chasing good weather.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034907)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 5:13 PM
Author: Titillating plum meetinghouse

practice area?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035050)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

PI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035057)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: emerald lascivious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034871)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: exciting low-t stag film police squad

what did you do instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034881)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

I finished up law school and got a shitlaw job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034918)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Cyan property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034883)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: Curious smoky french chef casino

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034892)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: Comical Fortuitous Meteor

Why were you unwilling to let your dad help you find a job but willing to let him pay for lol school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034894)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

I guess I'm a hypocrite in that sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034911)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Topaz kitchen masturbator

Glad it's working out. Good for you.

What cslg methods are you using? Network of doctors who prescribe injections or giving a business card to everyone you meet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035033)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Both. The network of doctors is standard, but the business card strategy is great because yes it gets you clients, but it also shows that you are a hustler, and people will want to work with you when they get that impression. I will be able to do commercial litigation with the connections I've made because businessmen recognize when someone is driven, and that's who they want to work with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035055)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Titillating plum meetinghouse

what is commercial litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035171)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 6:19 PM
Author: rebellious galvanic space ratface

Business matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035481)