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3L, no offers, GPA well below median, no debt. What do?

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Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
pre-law school experience? get out of law.
scarlet location
  08/30/17
Not much to speak of. Went to LS right out of undergrad.
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
get out of law.
scarlet location
  08/30/17
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cerebral transparent step-uncle's house
  08/30/17
not really in law, is he
bat shit crazy community account tanning salon
  08/30/17
i just gave up on law entirely. dont do anything other than ...
galvanic coffee pot goal in life
  08/30/17
what do u do
beady-eyed puce psychic set
  08/30/17
work a job that has nothing to do with law and for which the...
galvanic coffee pot goal in life
  08/30/17
the no debt is good
cerebral transparent step-uncle's house
  08/30/17
"no debt" scholarship or did daddy pay? if d...
Unhinged trust fund
  08/30/17
Daddy Not dumb but had some personal issues 1L that reall...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
go work for Daddy then
Unhinged trust fund
  08/30/17
Daddy is retired biglawyer
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
are you that dumb, incompetent or socially awkward that Dadd...
Unhinged trust fund
  08/30/17
cq
racy orange institution messiness
  08/30/17
cq
Bisexual Slimy Mediation
  08/30/17
cq
scarlet location
  08/30/17
tbf theres no shame in NOT getting your dad to help you find...
galvanic coffee pot goal in life
  08/30/17
If his alternative is joblessness, then yes, there is shame....
Unhinged trust fund
  08/30/17
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Multi-colored slippery space volcanic crater
  08/30/21
No, but I don't expect my parents to get me a job. I'm sure ...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
make daddy get you a job jfc
cerebral transparent step-uncle's house
  08/30/17
All right I'll see what I can do, but I'm not counting on it...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
otherwise just go do something cool if you don't have any de...
cerebral transparent step-uncle's house
  08/30/17
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Bisexual Slimy Mediation
  08/30/17
This is a tough economy bro, especially for lawyers, and esp...
Unhinged trust fund
  08/30/17
If he hooks me up I certainly won't turn it down
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
"personal issues"? You got a C in CivPro?
French olive whorehouse
  08/30/17
lmao
Naked Heaven
  08/31/17
just do Runescape full time
Curious domesticated candlestick maker
  08/30/17
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Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
become a fly fishing guide in montana
cracking rusted depressive
  08/30/17
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racy orange institution messiness
  08/30/17
does it bother you that middling iq, slightly chubby, not-pr...
galvanic coffee pot goal in life
  08/30/17
Not especially
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
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territorial stage digit ratio
  10/12/22
what level school
heady main people
  08/30/17
Top 50
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
Dude just do Shitlaw. Cop exp for a few yrs if everyone in u...
jet zombie-like abode
  08/30/17
lol fuck that. OP obviously isn't cut out to be a lawyer. He...
cerebral transparent step-uncle's house
  08/30/17
I have a 103 IQ I'm lazy as fuck and I'm an amazing shitlawy...
jet zombie-like abode
  08/30/17
this is the first indication i've ever seen that you are not...
Unhinged trust fund
  08/30/17
Is anyone cut out to be a lawyer? Isn't that why we're all d...
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
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crimson travel guidebook keepsake machete
  08/30/17
I wasn't cut out for it until I was. I am a Shitlaw god now.
jet zombie-like abode
  08/30/17
What exactly is shitlaw? I picture it as lots of court appoi...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
Imagine your the hole in your clients mouth evincing a stenc...
jet zombie-like abode
  08/30/17
Hahaha
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
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crimson travel guidebook keepsake machete
  08/30/17
JFC your dad is a biglaw partner and you go to some terrible...
heady main people
  08/30/17
No he's retired
Naked Heaven
  08/31/17
Biglaw fag who got his only adult job summer after 1L: "...
jet zombie-like abode
  08/30/17
Should my outlook be so bleak that I quit law just cuz I can...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
Have you thought about nonprofits? Start volunteering there...
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
I worked for a nonprofit once and it struck me as a scam. I ...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
The work is better than most other legal work, bro
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
Ok I'll keep that in mind
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
Do you have any actual desire to do that? Just go be a park ...
cerebral transparent step-uncle's house
  08/30/17
CR park rangering is 180
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
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cerebral transparent step-uncle's house
  08/30/17
Too late, plus I'd be letting my parents down more than I al...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
wtf in what fucking way is it "too late"? You're 2...
cerebral transparent step-uncle's house
  08/30/17
I guess it's not man idk I'm feeling pessimistic now
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
No debt, 25, not yet traumatized by biglaw You have your ...
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
Thank you friend. I am open to life and whatever it has to o...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
need to grow your balls back. life is out there for the taki...
cerebral transparent step-uncle's house
  08/30/17
I was in your position many years ago. I gave up on law and ...
Adulterous Kitchen
  08/30/17
Do you do JD advantage or just ditched law forever?
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
Ditched law forever. Never even took the bar exam.
Adulterous Kitchen
  08/30/17
180 This profession is killing me slowly
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
IMO, when the law firms no offered me, that's the biggest fa...
Adulterous Kitchen
  08/30/17
I think I have depression thanks to law firms...fml You w...
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
Did you strike out, or did your summer firm NO OFFER you?
French olive whorehouse
  08/30/17
How did you get employers to ignore your JD?
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
Took me months to find something. I lucked into a hiring man...
Adulterous Kitchen
  08/30/17
Sounds 180. I wonder how hard it'd be to switch gears if you...
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
yeah, I imagine you're neither gunning for an entry-level jo...
Adulterous Kitchen
  08/30/17
Fortunately half my high school teachers were other professi...
useless piazza partner
  08/30/17
teaching is one thing I applied for as a 3L...and never even...
Adulterous Kitchen
  08/30/17
do you genuinely think a serious legal job would be too diff...
Adventurous Clear Area
  08/30/17
Yeah I could do biglaw for several years. It's where I've wa...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
if daddy has money work at most prestigious PI place you can...
Bisexual Slimy Mediation
  08/30/17
if the strategy here is to fool people into thinking he had ...
Adventurous Clear Area
  08/30/17
Been there. Copped biglaw. Very odd route. Hard to advise - ...
marvelous trailer park mood
  08/30/17
This weekend I'll touch base with contacts I've made and let...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
honestly... best strategy here... just do doc review for som...
Adventurous Clear Area
  08/30/17
i was in your position except i had debt. still in law, mak...
avocado painfully honest macaca
  08/30/17
you're better off. biglaw sucks
gay plaza
  08/30/17
I tell myself this...but I'd still jump at the opportunity. ...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/17
C R Y P T O
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  08/30/17
DA or PDs office. They've been known to hire mouthbreathers....
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  08/31/17
*a T4, actually: http://www.queensda.org/newpressreleases...
French olive whorehouse
  08/31/17
First, if he's that hard up, perhaps a less *prestigious* of...
aquamarine diverse boiling water
  08/31/17
Don't expect to get any helpful advice here. Poasters would ...
provocative property
  08/31/17
Thanks
Naked Heaven
  08/31/17
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jet zombie-like abode
  08/31/17
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Exciting Onyx Meetinghouse
  09/02/17
Military- bigfed
Lake Nursing Home
  08/31/17
Not sure if it's been mentioned, but maybe try for a complia...
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  09/02/17
you can still make it in shitlaw. go be a prosecutor in some...
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  09/04/17
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passionate mildly autistic jew native
  09/20/17
poast on xo
glittery kitty
  09/20/17
OP here 4 years later, taking Q's
Naked Heaven
  08/30/21
How'd things turn out?
magenta filthpig
  08/30/21
I got a shitlaw job in Are Country at a firm that has been r...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/21
practice area?
hairless genital piercing
  08/30/21
PI
Naked Heaven
  08/30/21
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indecent stirring gunner
  08/30/21
what did you do instead?
Aromatic address
  08/30/21
I finished up law school and got a shitlaw job.
Naked Heaven
  08/30/21
...
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  08/30/21
Update?
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  08/30/21
Why were you unwilling to let your dad help you find a job b...
white nighttime university
  08/30/21
I guess I'm a hypocrite in that sense
Naked Heaven
  08/30/21
Glad it's working out. Good for you. What cslg methods a...
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  08/30/21
Both. The network of doctors is standard, but the business c...
Naked Heaven
  08/30/21
what is commercial litigation
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Business matters
Naked Heaven
  08/30/21


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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: Naked Heaven



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: scarlet location

pre-law school experience?

get out of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103110)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Not much to speak of. Went to LS right out of undergrad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103131)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: scarlet location

get out of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103136)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: cerebral transparent step-uncle's house



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy community account tanning salon

not really in law, is he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34104524)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: galvanic coffee pot goal in life

i just gave up on law entirely. dont do anything other than biglaw or solo or quit law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103113)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed puce psychic set

what do u do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103120)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: galvanic coffee pot goal in life

work a job that has nothing to do with law and for which the jd was a negative if anything. tbh your life is probably fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103130)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: cerebral transparent step-uncle's house

the no debt is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103181)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Unhinged trust fund

"no debt"

scholarship or did daddy pay?

if daddy paid, go work in his business?

also are you dumb or just hate law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103124)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Daddy

Not dumb but had some personal issues 1L that really fucked me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103138)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: Unhinged trust fund

go work for Daddy then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103140)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Daddy is retired biglawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103145)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Unhinged trust fund

are you that dumb, incompetent or socially awkward that Daddy can't hook you up with a job somewhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103152)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: racy orange institution messiness

cq

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Bisexual Slimy Mediation

cq

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: scarlet location

cq

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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: galvanic coffee pot goal in life

tbf theres no shame in NOT getting your dad to help you find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103171)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: Unhinged trust fund

If his alternative is joblessness, then yes, there is shame. He is a no-offered 3L with shitty grades in a shitty economy with an expensive degree his father paid for. He needs to rely on connections at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103211)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 6:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored slippery space volcanic crater



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

No, but I don't expect my parents to get me a job. I'm sure he knows people, but they don't want me banking on it so it's not like they're gonna tell me that they'll hook me up. I'm not dumb or socially awkward or incompetent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103174)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: cerebral transparent step-uncle's house

make daddy get you a job jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103186)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

All right I'll see what I can do, but I'm not counting on it yknow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103195)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: cerebral transparent step-uncle's house

otherwise just go do something cool if you don't have any debt. Just count law school as a dumb 3 year vacation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103263)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: Bisexual Slimy Mediation



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Unhinged trust fund

This is a tough economy bro, especially for lawyers, and especially for law students with below median GPAs. There's no shame on asking Daddy for help. I'm sure he would be much more unhappy with you not working at all after paying for that education.

You are being stubborn and stupid, and cutting off your nose to spite your face. Stop it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103187)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

If he hooks me up I certainly won't turn it down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103232)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: French olive whorehouse

"personal issues"? You got a C in CivPro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105427)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Naked Heaven

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105721)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Curious domesticated candlestick maker

just do Runescape full time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103126)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: Naked Heaven



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: cracking rusted depressive

become a fly fishing guide in montana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103165)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: racy orange institution messiness



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: galvanic coffee pot goal in life

does it bother you that middling iq, slightly chubby, not-pretty white/asian women from awful schools who sound like idiots in their interviews and know nothing about anything and dress like morons waltz into white collar jobs/careers because the boomer male in charge of the office trembles with lust at the thought of smooth skin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103205)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Not especially

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103220)



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Date: October 12th, 2022 7:25 AM
Author: territorial stage digit ratio



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: heady main people

what level school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103212)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Top 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103227)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: jet zombie-like abode

Dude just do Shitlaw. Cop exp for a few yrs if everyone in ur jsdx knows how shitty ur gpa is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103239)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: cerebral transparent step-uncle's house

lol fuck that. OP obviously isn't cut out to be a lawyer. He should do something cool with his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103275)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: jet zombie-like abode

I have a 103 IQ I'm lazy as fuck and I'm an amazing shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103287)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Unhinged trust fund

this is the first indication i've ever seen that you are not in fact BP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103310)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

Is anyone cut out to be a lawyer? Isn't that why we're all depressed alcoholics? Because none of us are cut out for it except the coke fiends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103290)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: crimson travel guidebook keepsake machete



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: jet zombie-like abode

I wasn't cut out for it until I was. I am a Shitlaw god now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103375)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

What exactly is shitlaw? I picture it as lots of court appointed stuff by I've never seen it defined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103400)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:51 PM
Author: jet zombie-like abode

Imagine your the hole in your clients mouth evincing a stench so sweet it reminds you of a swine truck on the highway. If you do that you will begin to know Shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103456)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103508)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: crimson travel guidebook keepsake machete



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: heady main people

JFC your dad is a biglaw partner and you go to some terrible fucking law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34104512)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Naked Heaven

No he's retired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105718)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: jet zombie-like abode

Biglaw fag who got his only adult job summer after 1L: "DUDE UR SO FUCKED GET OUT OF LAW"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103213)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Should my outlook be so bleak that I quit law just cuz I can't get biglaw? It's not like I need to make money right away. I could just start my own hustle and build that up right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103298)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

Have you thought about nonprofits? Start volunteering there and see if you like it - Non profits are full of rich kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103316)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

I worked for a nonprofit once and it struck me as a scam. I am skeptical about how fulfilling that work would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103362)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

The work is better than most other legal work, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103369)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Ok I'll keep that in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103378)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: cerebral transparent step-uncle's house

Do you have any actual desire to do that? Just go be a park ranger or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103321)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

CR park rangering is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103326)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: cerebral transparent step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103396)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Too late, plus I'd be letting my parents down more than I already have. I do have that desire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103335)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: cerebral transparent step-uncle's house

wtf in what fucking way is it "too late"? You're 25 and don't have any debt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103392)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

I guess it's not man idk I'm feeling pessimistic now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103442)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:51 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

No debt, 25, not yet traumatized by biglaw

You have your whole life ahead of you, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103451)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Thank you friend. I am open to life and whatever it has to offer me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103468)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:56 PM
Author: cerebral transparent step-uncle's house

need to grow your balls back. life is out there for the taking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103497)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen

I was in your position many years ago. I gave up on law and have never regretted it.

Just treat law school as a stupid 3 year vacation you took. Don't chase sunk costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103371)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

Do you do JD advantage or just ditched law forever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103376)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen

Ditched law forever. Never even took the bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103380)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

180

This profession is killing me slowly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103387)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:46 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen

IMO, when the law firms no offered me, that's the biggest favor anyone ever did me. I just didn't realize it at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103402)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

I think I have depression thanks to law firms...fml

You won the lotto, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103432)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: French olive whorehouse

Did you strike out, or did your summer firm NO OFFER you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105486)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

How did you get employers to ignore your JD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103395)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen

Took me months to find something. I lucked into a hiring manager who was also a non-practicing JD.

Once I got some experience, nobody even read the education section of my resume. Also, I like to think that not taking the bar helped me, because it allowed me to easily prove I was not just going to leave the moment somebody offered me a law job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103422)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

Sounds 180. I wonder how hard it'd be to switch gears if you've worked for years in law...I feel I'd have to do a complete reset, like get a teaching master's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103438)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen

yeah, I imagine you're neither gunning for an entry-level job that a 24 year old would be happy with, nor likely to be seriously considered for such a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103482)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: useless piazza partner

Fortunately half my high school teachers were other profession burn outs - so there is still hoap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103484)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen

teaching is one thing I applied for as a 3L...and never even got an interview for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103491)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Clear Area

do you genuinely think a serious legal job would be too difficult for you? i.e., do you think you are capable of doing BIGLAW for several years and your grades were just a fluke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103538)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Yeah I could do biglaw for several years. It's where I've wanted to be ever since I was a young kid and my dad brought me to his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105286)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Bisexual Slimy Mediation

if daddy has money work at most prestigious PI place you can find, even volunteer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103562)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Adventurous Clear Area

if the strategy here is to fool people into thinking he had options and chose that to get experience in something interesting, it's not going to work because of his law school and class rank. If he was borderline and got unlucky, that would have probably worked.

if the strategy is to just do that because it's interesting and stable and just live off Daddy's trust fund, then titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103572)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: marvelous trailer park mood

Been there. Copped biglaw. Very odd route. Hard to advise - you're in a legitimately tough spot.

Try to keep your hands busy. Meet as many people as you can, do as much pt type work as you can, and this above all, BE AS LIBERAL AND JEWISH AS POSSIBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103593)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

This weekend I'll touch base with contacts I've made and let them know I still exist. I have a few leads but no offers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103646)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Adventurous Clear Area

honestly... best strategy here... just do doc review for some stable big law firms where you can network. they won't make you an associate, but might feed you more work if you do a good job and bill reasonably... best case scenario (though unlikely) is that they make you a practice attorney.

advantages to this: good cash, flexible hours, you can probably just work 20 hours a week and make a decent living.

disadvantages: you will likely be treated like shit and even if you are not, the work will be boring as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34103610)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: avocado painfully honest macaca

i was in your position except i had debt. still in law, making low six figures in government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34104318)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: gay plaza

you're better off. biglaw sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34104433)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:23 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

I tell myself this...but I'd still jump at the opportunity. I figure if biglaw sucks I could just lateral out to a smaller firm that doesn't require as many billables per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105294)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: godawful useless brakes box office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34104478)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: aquamarine diverse boiling water

DA or PDs office. They've been known to hire mouthbreathers. Especially from a T50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105537)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: French olive whorehouse

*a T4, actually:

http://www.queensda.org/newpressreleases/2016/SEPT%202016/ada_fall_2016_class.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105569)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: aquamarine diverse boiling water

First, if he's that hard up, perhaps a less *prestigious* office than Queens.

Second, did you look at that list? Fordham? Hofstra? NYLS? Not exactly T4.

EDIT: Hi Sam :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105594)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: provocative property

Don't expect to get any helpful advice here. Poasters would have you believe that anyone who graduated below median is fucked and might as well work at Starbucks.

I know plenty of people who graduated below median at T25 ITE circa 2009-11 that couldn't find shit for the first 6 months and were legit depressed. All of them eventually found something and several are in pretty good positions now. How did they do it? I'm not sure but it wasn't the Biglaw route. The job market is much better these days so maybe look for contract administrator type work, doc review, law clerk for a state court judge or prosecutor, public defender, find some shitlaw office that'll pay you shit but give you experience, look for govt work at Fed, State and local level, gotta get creative with your search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105573)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Naked Heaven

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34105724)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: jet zombie-like abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34107089)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Exciting Onyx Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34121568)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Lake Nursing Home

Military- bigfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34107054)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Amber Titillating Selfie Hospital

Not sure if it's been mentioned, but maybe try for a compliance gig. You can work your way up compliance or maybe move over to legal at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34121581)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: hateful private investor cruise ship

you can still make it in shitlaw. go be a prosecutor in some rural jurisdiction where nobody wants to work. you'll get trial experience and can then go join the defense bar or just be a bitch prosecutor making $90K a year at peak earning. some prosecutors transition into other stuff pretty well. but your only chance to be valuable and hirable is a skilled 'courtroom' attorney.

nobody is going to give you a good job based on your current credentials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34138559)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: passionate mildly autistic jew native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34254879)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: glittery kitty

poast on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#34254895)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

OP here 4 years later, taking Q's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034853)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: magenta filthpig

How'd things turn out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034863)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

I got a shitlaw job in Are Country at a firm that has been really good to me. If you had told me 4 years ago it would turn out this way, I would have been shocked.

I have been an exemplary employee, and I have used CSLG principles to create referral sources for myself that have paid big dividends. I am going to leave this firm soon, mainly because I just don't feel cut out for being an employee or even a partner. I know I can do better for myself and hopefully soon-to-be family as a solo practitioner.

I invested in LINK, SOL and FTM early enough along to where I have a cushion of money that will last me several months while I'm getting started (not that I think I will need it).

I'm happy. I am not defined by law school. I am who I am, and I like who I am. Can't wait to see what the future holds. I think I will probably practice law for 15 or so more years, and then I will take cases rarely and live off of investments after that while chasing good weather.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034907)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 5:13 PM
Author: hairless genital piercing

practice area?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035050)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

PI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035057)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: indecent stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034871)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: Aromatic address

what did you do instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034881)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

I finished up law school and got a shitlaw job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034918)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Vivacious chestnut liquid oxygen office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034883)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Overrated Indian Lodge Kitty Cat

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034892)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: white nighttime university

Why were you unwilling to let your dad help you find a job but willing to let him pay for lol school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034894)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

I guess I'm a hypocrite in that sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43034911)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: alcoholic appetizing boltzmann bbw

Glad it's working out. Good for you.

What cslg methods are you using? Network of doctors who prescribe injections or giving a business card to everyone you meet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035033)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Both. The network of doctors is standard, but the business card strategy is great because yes it gets you clients, but it also shows that you are a hustler, and people will want to work with you when they get that impression. I will be able to do commercial litigation with the connections I've made because businessmen recognize when someone is driven, and that's who they want to work with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035055)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: hairless genital piercing

what is commercial litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035171)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 6:19 PM
Author: Naked Heaven

Business matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716732&forum_id=2#43035481)