Alcoholic brother-in-law heard me call him a degenerate tonight, not good
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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:53 PM Author: Flatulent Electric Range
Wife and I staying at her parents' house for the long weekend. We're having a great time. I'm drinkin' Pimms Cups and beers since 2pm, getting fucking hammered, smoking weed with her younger cooler brother.
Her older bro and his gf come over. This dude is a former junkie, never held onto a job, college dropout loser that always has a TENDER look. He has this insincere innocence, an air of self-righteousness because he's been sober for 25 days (he hasn't and probably never will).
Anyway, this guy shows up all gentle and soft-spoken, looking like a recovering victim of child molestation, and all of a sudden PARTY'S OVER. Put away the bud, stop drinking, everyone sits up straight. I'm just about drunk enough to tell my wife I ain't having it. We're in the kitchen and I'm mixing THREE Pimms Cups (one for me, one for her younger bro, one for wife's smokin' hot 19 y/o cousin). Wife gives me a look like "what are you doing?" And I know I shouldn't bite. I know I should make the drinks and quietly dismiss her. I couldn't help it.
Fuck this dude raining on everybody's parade because he OD'd three times in the last decade. I ain't walkin' on egg shells. Ain't gonna break up my party. So we get into it, she's saying I'm making drinks for underage kids (her younger bro is 20, give me a fucking break), I've had too much to drink already, haven't eaten since breakfast and (whispers) "my BROTHER is right outside." So I go, "I don't give a shit. If your degenerate brother can't handle being around some mixed drinks maybe he should spend Labor Day weekend in the E.R. like he did last year and stop ruining my fucking good vibes." No less than ONE SECOND later, he turns into the kitchen and says "I'm sorry man, you can drink. Maybe I should get going." Him and his gf leave SUPER DRAMATICALLY. EVERYONE turns on me INSTANTLY. Fucking snakes. Then this guy gets convinced, by my mother in law, via cell phone, to come back. He comes back and gives me a hug in front of everyone - super dramatic again.
It's now 3 hours after dinner, things have finally cooled down and now this dude is in the back drinking beers ("I can have a beer, just everybody chill the fuck out!" he told a room full of 15+ completely flabbergasted family and friends) while his girlfriend is hysterically crying. Wife's parents are freaking out. Not a good situation, bros. Gonna be a long night.
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Date: September 3rd, 2017 12:09 AM Author: Stirring charcoal therapy
ljl they defending him over you, that sucks
your wife really should be on your side
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 11:00 PM Author: Pink At-the-ready Pocket Flask
Op sounds like a piece of shit
Also alcohol is poison
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