2 of my bros met this chick during DC swim week. The chick is a 20 year old drop dead gorgeous 5'10 blonde. My bros are 44 and 34, 6'4 and 6'6 respectively. They both got her number after her walk within 45 minutes of each other. My taller bro invites her to an after party and fucks her later that night. The other bro invites her to lunch the next day and fucks her after the meal. The next day after my last buddy smashes we decide to host an impromptu rooftop bbq and we start going through our phones inviting all the girls we know. The buddy who fucked her last invites the blonde and she shows up with an old buddy of mine who happens to be her boyfriend. The boyfriend I know from Maryland lacrosse. I don't play but my little bro does. Anyway, dude is a fucking handsome guy. Looks like a surfer out of central casting. Wavy blonde hair, blue eyes, tan skinned and slim but athletic. He is 5'10 or so. Anyway, he then introduces me to his girlfriend. I knew he had a girlfriend that he was living with for a few months but never met her. Even then when he told me he was moving a chick in I cautioned him against it despite not knowing what she looked like

Anyway the surfer bro shows up and they had no idea this chick had a boyfriend, let alone a live in one. The surfer bro is a physical therapist about 31 or so. Why in the fuck did he think wifing up a reckless 20 year old was a good move i'll never know. She was playing the good girlfriend role the whole time and didn't let on one bit

We get to talking in isolation and I ask bro how the relationship is going. He tells me how awesome she is and how the girls met his parents...etc. I said take your time bro, he says "I'm taking my time we won't get engage for another year or so" I'm thinking ENGAGED?? This bitch fucked 2 guys in less than 24 hours. I then try another approach. my dad always told me it isn't cheating unless you're married, I told surfer bro this and he told me emphatically "i have every thing I need in her". I thought I was visibally upset but I guess I played it off ok. My bro is a handsome dude making good money as a PT and literally wifed up a 20 year old party girl that doesn't contribute anything to his household expenses and basically uses him like a oily shoe shine rag in a train station

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34211515)

Cuckoldry/A chick getting pounded by chads

Height trolling

Age trolling

The story's setting some ridiculous social event (DC Swim week)

A narrator with a moral dilemma....related to aforementioned promiscuous female

Bonus: op's name is classic johnsmeyer job trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34211632)

*News at 11*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34211584)

what's the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34211662)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34212263)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34211691)

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=7323136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34211811)

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=7867436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34212010)

Laughing at this, but fucking lost it at "and then the brunch started dancing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34212068)

i don't rank poasters, but he's produced some legendary content over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34213203)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34212366)

johnsmeyer is running brunch flame on a running forum! The man is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34216271)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3731989&forum_id=2#34212937)