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I just fucking GAPED my girlfriend. Fuck that cunt.

We went on a date last night and basically she tried to star...
bateful knife patrolman
  09/20/17
CHAD MINDSET
Rusted famous landscape painting field
  09/20/17
cr
bateful knife patrolman
  09/20/17
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Concupiscible Sepia Milk Theater
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emerald therapy
  09/20/17
This Can't believe he still called her his girlfriend aft...
Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station
  09/20/17
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cowardly wild mood philosopher-king
  09/20/17
...and then you woke up
insane big corn cake lay
  09/20/17
lol your pussy would quiver if boner_police got into bed wit...
vibrant people who are hurt whorehouse
  09/20/17
lol when did this happen
Know-it-all Transparent State
  09/20/17
halford posted pics and 29 legit posted about how she got in...
vibrant people who are hurt whorehouse
  09/20/17
nice story but it didn't actually happen except in your feve...
insane big corn cake lay
  09/20/17
The Julia part is true. She said something like "I woul...
Razzle-dazzle offensive halford black woman
  09/20/17
the 29 part is also true. fucking pitiful that she denies it...
vibrant people who are hurt whorehouse
  09/20/17
What part seems unrealistic to you?
Passionate bronze boltzmann
  09/20/17
wtf. XO broke another one?
cerebral naked depressive associate
  09/20/17
Are you guys going to work it out?
Swollen hateful striped hyena
  09/20/17
bp's schtick is turning into some bizarre modern art schtick...
Know-it-all Transparent State
  09/20/17
He's entering his Cubism phase
Passionate bronze boltzmann
  09/20/17
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Know-it-all Transparent State
  09/20/17
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orange overrated public bath new version
  09/20/17
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stirring flesh senate pocket flask
  09/20/17
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Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station
  09/20/17
i really enjoy your poasting man
Chestnut Titillating Temple
  09/20/17
Ive really missed out by not getting myself out there in the...
lemon indecent water buffalo
  09/20/17
lol
Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station
  09/20/17
180 if theres any truth to this at all Fuck that cheating...
red slimy business firm
  09/20/17
"and the cucking"
stirring flesh senate pocket flask
  09/20/17
First thing I noticed.
hairless maniacal address
  09/20/17
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Contagious parlour
  09/20/17
You: figuratively gaping your gf Chad: literally gaping you...
Adventurous Judgmental Dopamine
  09/20/17
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Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station
  09/20/17
Sounds like a loving and supportive relationship. Congrats!
appetizing awkward nibblets
  09/20/17
Woah what's w the gay stuff man.
smoky arrogant range
  09/20/17
I am bisexual.
bateful knife patrolman
  09/20/17
wtf? New spin on the schtick?
Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station
  09/20/17
This explains a lot Stop dating women and start dating me...
red slimy business firm
  09/20/17
...
dead rigor piazza
  09/20/17
Gross
smoky arrogant range
  09/20/17
do you top or bottom? or are you into some versatile shit?
180 clown lodge
  09/20/17
wonderful
fragrant telephone feces
  09/25/17
...
Rusted famous landscape painting field
  09/25/17
Flame or not (it is), still 180
soul-stirring mint pit
  09/20/17
or is it?
stirring flesh senate pocket flask
  09/20/17
...
red slimy business firm
  09/20/17
...
dead rigor piazza
  09/20/17
i've only been half paying attention to this latest schtick ...
Poppy blood rage love of her life
  09/20/17
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Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station
  09/20/17
*jumps security railing wearing a mask* *sneaks up behind...
Hot very tactful partner
  09/20/17
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bateful knife patrolman
  09/20/17
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180 clown lodge
  09/21/17
>>>and chads at gay bars. that'll show her!
Apoplectic Codepig Crackhouse
  09/20/17
(guy missing the point)
Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Old Irish Cottage
  09/20/17
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180 clown lodge
  09/25/17
LMAO
Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Old Irish Cottage
  09/20/17
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Ocher soggy toaster
  09/20/17
"I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the ta...
federal sanctuary digit ratio
  09/25/17
yeah, that's when it got weird...
Mahogany base
  09/25/17
...
rebellious kitty cat windowlicker
  02/22/18
jumped the shark at "sexual market value"
provocative library selfie
  02/22/18


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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: bateful knife patrolman

We went on a date last night and basically she tried to start shit and kind of chip away at my ego and shit on me. And I usually let her and other girls do this because I'm afraid to stand my ground since usually when I do I step a little too far over the line and seriously offend the girl sometimes to the point where she starts crying. But I was getting so sick of this shit with my girlfriend, and the cucking, and all of this other shit that I had to strike back last night. And it didn't happen until late in the game. So she's shitting on me per usual but then has the GALL to suggest she's out of my league.

I fucking destroyed her holy fuck.

Went off and broke down every aspect of her appearance, what was unattractive about it, and why I specifically am better looking and have higher sexual market value. I then followed it up with a rant about how she's profoundly insecure and self-hating and just picked apart her personality and psychology.

She was in tears in this whole restaurant full of people--I really fucked her up, but there's no way I would stop there. I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the table, walked behind her, craned my head over her ear, and whispered to her that I'm spending this week with nasty whores and chads at gay bars. Then I walked out, texted this shrew I met a couple of weeks ago at a bar, went to her house, drank together, and had sex. I took a picture of us in bed together and sent it to my girlfriend. She read the text this morning and sent back a fucking WALL of text about how she's sorry and etc.

Seriously fuck that fucking whore bitch. Holy fuck I feel so good right now. I'm fucking high. I can't wait to see how she reacts when she knows I'm bumping lines off of dudes' boners Thursday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249661)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Rusted famous landscape painting field

CHAD MINDSET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249667)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: bateful knife patrolman

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250338)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Sepia Milk Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250594)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: emerald therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250657)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station

This

Can't believe he still called her his girlfriend after the cucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251053)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: cowardly wild mood philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249670)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: insane big corn cake lay

...and then you woke up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249672)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: vibrant people who are hurt whorehouse

lol your pussy would quiver if boner_police got into bed with you. remember that time you violently orgasmed to halford's pics? it'll be like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249687)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Know-it-all Transparent State

lol when did this happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249693)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: vibrant people who are hurt whorehouse

halford posted pics and 29 legit posted about how she got instantly wet. julia also posted some absurdly raunchy things that she then proceeded to blank. it was fucking crazy, wish i remembered the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249703)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: insane big corn cake lay

nice story but it didn't actually happen except in your fevered imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249851)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle offensive halford black woman

The Julia part is true. She said something like "I would milk all over halfords dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250365)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: vibrant people who are hurt whorehouse

the 29 part is also true. fucking pitiful that she denies it because she knows i can't find the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250577)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: Passionate bronze boltzmann

What part seems unrealistic to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250355)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: cerebral naked depressive associate

wtf. XO broke another one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249678)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Swollen hateful striped hyena

Are you guys going to work it out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249679)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Know-it-all Transparent State

bp's schtick is turning into some bizarre modern art schtick. 180

It's like how PIcasso went from realist paintings to more abstract shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249685)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Passionate bronze boltzmann

He's entering his Cubism phase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250359)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: Know-it-all Transparent State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250369)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: orange overrated public bath new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250744)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: stirring flesh senate pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250761)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251059)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Chestnut Titillating Temple

i really enjoy your poasting man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249698)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: lemon indecent water buffalo

Ive really missed out by not getting myself out there in the dating world. I can see that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249822)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251066)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: red slimy business firm

180 if theres any truth to this at all

Fuck that cheating slut, you can do better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34249842)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: stirring flesh senate pocket flask

"and the cucking"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250360)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: hairless maniacal address

First thing I noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250402)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Contagious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250612)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Judgmental Dopamine

You: figuratively gaping your gf

Chad: literally gaping your gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250662)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251070)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: appetizing awkward nibblets

Sounds like a loving and supportive relationship. Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250681)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: smoky arrogant range

Woah what's w the gay stuff man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250738)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: bateful knife patrolman

I am bisexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251019)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station

wtf?

New spin on the schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251073)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: red slimy business firm

This explains a lot

Stop dating women and start dating men. Youre gay. No wonder you pick trashy, shitty women. You pick women you dislike that treat you like shit bc subconsciously you want to date men.

I could be wrong here but i dont think i am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251080)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: dead rigor piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251142)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: smoky arrogant range

Gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251193)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: 180 clown lodge

do you top or bottom? or are you into some versatile shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251209)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: fragrant telephone feces

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288976)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:32 AM
Author: Rusted famous landscape painting field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34289015)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring mint pit

Flame or not (it is), still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250792)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: stirring flesh senate pocket flask

or is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34250800)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: red slimy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251110)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: dead rigor piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251130)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Poppy blood rage love of her life

i've only been half paying attention to this latest schtick development, but looks like it just went to the next phase.

sort of reminds me of the old WWF process. they introduce you to a new character for a few weeks before they get him into a major feud.

we have reached this character's feud stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251186)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Beta Free-loading Reading Party Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251194)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Hot very tactful partner

*jumps security railing wearing a mask*

*sneaks up behind boner police as he stands in the middle of the ring, railing against his GF on the microphone*

*as the crowd reaction changes, boner police realizes something is amiss and slowly begins to turn around*

INTO A DIAMOND CUTTER!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!

*DDC picks up the microphone, stands over the lifeless body of boner police, and slowly removes the mask*

"You said you were looking for a feud? Well a feud just found you. BAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!"

*escapes into the crowd as security rushes the ring and announcers go on yelling about how "BY GAWD, THAT'S DIAMOND DALLAS CHAD . . . HE DOESNT EVEN WORK HERE, HOW DID HE GET INTO THE BUILDING"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251278)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: bateful knife patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34252712)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: 180 clown lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34258464)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic Codepig Crackhouse

>>>and chads at gay bars.

that'll show her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251212)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Old Irish Cottage

(guy missing the point)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251235)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: 180 clown lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288959)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Old Irish Cottage

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34251232)



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Date: September 20th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: Ocher soggy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34252753)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: federal sanctuary digit ratio

"I got up out of my chair, pushed it back toward the table, walked behind her, craned my head over her ear, and whispered to her..."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34288971)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:39 AM
Author: Mahogany base

yeah, that's when it got weird...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#34289046)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: rebellious kitty cat windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#35459092)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:24 AM
Author: provocative library selfie

jumped the shark at "sexual market value"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3737392&forum_id=2#35459097)