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reading transcripts of Ultimate Warrior promos. JFC this guy was a true genius

I, Hulk...Hogan, have a question...to answer your question. ...
metal appetizing depressive
  09/24/17
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ruddy striped hyena ratface
  09/24/17
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coral corner
  09/24/17
Here's his last promo, the day before he died https://m.y...
Territorial Locale
  09/24/17
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ruddy striped hyena ratface
  09/25/17
wtf is this? literally feel compelled to take world over aft...
Brilliant roommate
  09/25/17
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metal appetizing depressive
  09/25/17
He was my favorite wrestler back in the day. I had no clue w...
Chestnut State Rigor
  09/25/17
fuck, that was my senior quote.
dashing drab national kitty
  09/25/17
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Puce Genital Piercing Garrison
  09/25/17


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Date: September 24th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: metal appetizing depressive

I, Hulk...Hogan, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Hulk Hogan, travel to...WRESTLEMANIA...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Hulk Hogan, show self-pity? DO YOU, Hulk Hogan, try to reason why? Do you, Hulk Hogan, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?

Or do you, Hulk Hogan, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Hulk Hogan. Assume the controls, Hulk Hogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HULK HOGAN! Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Hulk Hogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Hulk Hogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Hulk Hogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HULK HOGAN!

You, Hulk Hogan, must self-destruct so that you will know, Hulk Hogan, who is...The Chose One. FOR HULK HOGAN, I am not the Chosen One...that you speak of. I am not. I, Hulk Hogan, am...the only...one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXNvusFPsBQ



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Date: September 24th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: ruddy striped hyena ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34288810)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: coral corner



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Date: September 24th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Territorial Locale

Here's his last promo, the day before he died

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xR08M6EUd0g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34288828)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: ruddy striped hyena ratface



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Date: September 25th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Brilliant roommate

wtf is this? literally feel compelled to take world over after reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34291867)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: metal appetizing depressive



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Date: September 25th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Chestnut State Rigor

He was my favorite wrestler back in the day. I had no clue what he was talking about but when he came out to that theme song I got GAKKED

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Date: September 25th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: dashing drab national kitty

fuck, that was my senior quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34292089)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Puce Genital Piercing Garrison



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