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reading transcripts of Ultimate Warrior promos. JFC this guy was a true genius

I, Hulk...Hogan, have a question...to answer your question. ...
beady-eyed sienna degenerate
  09/24/17
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Slap-happy Really Tough Guy Faggot Firefighter
  09/24/17
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Pink supple hominid
  09/24/17
Here's his last promo, the day before he died https://m.y...
Insanely Creepy Milky Bawdyhouse Macaca
  09/24/17
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Slap-happy Really Tough Guy Faggot Firefighter
  09/25/17
wtf is this? literally feel compelled to take world over aft...
silver lodge
  09/25/17
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beady-eyed sienna degenerate
  09/25/17
He was my favorite wrestler back in the day. I had no clue w...
Green Mewling Queen Of The Night
  09/25/17
fuck, that was my senior quote.
French laughsome roast beef
  09/25/17
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Razzle Pit
  09/25/17


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Date: September 24th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed sienna degenerate

I, Hulk...Hogan, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Hulk Hogan, travel to...WRESTLEMANIA...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Hulk Hogan, show self-pity? DO YOU, Hulk Hogan, try to reason why? Do you, Hulk Hogan, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?

Or do you, Hulk Hogan, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Hulk Hogan. Assume the controls, Hulk Hogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HULK HOGAN! Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Hulk Hogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Hulk Hogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Hulk Hogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HULK HOGAN!

You, Hulk Hogan, must self-destruct so that you will know, Hulk Hogan, who is...The Chose One. FOR HULK HOGAN, I am not the Chosen One...that you speak of. I am not. I, Hulk Hogan, am...the only...one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXNvusFPsBQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34288785)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy Really Tough Guy Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34288810)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Pink supple hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34288825)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Milky Bawdyhouse Macaca

Here's his last promo, the day before he died

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xR08M6EUd0g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34288828)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Slap-happy Really Tough Guy Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 25th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: silver lodge

wtf is this? literally feel compelled to take world over after reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34291867)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed sienna degenerate



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Date: September 25th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Green Mewling Queen Of The Night

He was my favorite wrestler back in the day. I had no clue what he was talking about but when he came out to that theme song I got GAKKED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34291895)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: French laughsome roast beef

fuck, that was my senior quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34292089)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Razzle Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3742909&forum_id=2#34296243)