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PROLE TELLS You've Seen At SA / Callback Lunches

not knowing which are your bread plate and drinking glasses ...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/27/17
not knowing a plate from a glass is not a prole tell, it's r...
snowy big-titted internal respiration kitchen
  09/28/17
...
dashing maize hissy fit associate
  09/28/17
...
french copper den
  09/28/17
...
chestnut zombie-like range
  07/24/18
calling flame on the napkin bib at a callback/SA lunch
Offensive swollen set ceo
  09/27/17
i've seen it multiple times.
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/27/17
please tell me it was a crab joint
Offensive swollen set ceo
  09/27/17
ljl nope
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/27/17
:_(
Offensive swollen set ceo
  09/27/17
...
lime sinister patrolman
  09/28/17
I've seen it a few times myself, and it seemed highly correl...
fragrant shaky locale gunner
  09/28/17
negro at a cls/nyu spring 1L reception w the suit brand's ta...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/27/17
I like when people wear jackets with the vent tacked shut
Offensive swollen set ceo
  09/27/17
...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/27/17
...
Deranged stag film
  09/27/17
...
adventurous amethyst newt
  09/28/17
Fubu?
translucent box office
  09/27/17
lol
amber stirring tank pit
  09/27/17
Ecko Unltd.*
Green Heady Theatre Boiling Water
  09/28/17
It's pretty intuitive...
Mentally impaired hominid weed whacker
  09/27/17
partner recommends the lamb sa prole: a chicken finger...
Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting
  09/27/17
...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/27/17
Asking the partner what they recommend is always a good move...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/27/17
service group non-equity 'partner' who thinks that being ser...
Lake diverse forum potus
  09/28/17
This move works better for chicks as it puts them on the &qu...
fragrant shaky locale gunner
  09/28/17
...
Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting
  09/28/17
"Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat sh...
snowy big-titted internal respiration kitchen
  09/28/17
"What are you having?" "What do you like her...
flickering antidepressant drug jew
  09/28/17
You're not asking them to tell you what to eat, you're askin...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
...
Yapping meetinghouse
  09/28/17
This one Seeking Arrangement whore had 3 kids and tattoos bu...
Deranged stag film
  09/27/17
sulcrum summer of '04?
Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting
  09/27/17
Another SA whore was actually fully pregnant in her profile ...
Vigorous shimmering tattoo
  09/28/17
...
salmon spectacular native
  09/28/17
Pocket square literally erupting
Glittery haunting faggotry university
  09/27/17
Idk none really come to mind. They will just generally be u...
soul-stirring cheese-eating parlor
  09/27/17
isn't it more likely they adamantly demand WELL DONE than no...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/27/17
ad ask for a1. and the idea of a peroggie or snook is like a...
Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting
  09/27/17
lmao
vivacious twinkling pozpig
  09/27/17
Yeah or that. Chewing with mouth open is also an auto-ding ...
soul-stirring cheese-eating parlor
  09/27/17
wtf there's something "off" about everyone--we're ...
Mentally impaired hominid weed whacker
  09/27/17
Yeah to some extent everyone is weird as fuck, particularly ...
soul-stirring cheese-eating parlor
  09/27/17
(5' 6" ratfaced man from Queens)
Honey-headed mood indian lodge
  09/28/17
Omaha is nice. Ask boom.
french copper den
  09/28/17
Omaha is a completely normal smaller city
Cobalt titillating market
  09/28/17
...
flickering antidepressant drug jew
  09/28/17
"normal coastal society . . . they've never ordered a s...
snowy big-titted internal respiration kitchen
  09/28/17
yeah lol at acting like steak doesn't exist outside of MFH. ...
french copper den
  09/28/17
(jew who thinks his mexican food in DC is better than mexica...
snowy big-titted internal respiration kitchen
  09/28/17
Things that are weird to me, some of which may be considered...
judgmental house skinny woman
  09/27/17
ljl 3 is a tricky one in 2017
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/27/17
Not really. If you go to a nice reataraunt downtown, women o...
judgmental house skinny woman
  09/27/17
If you go to a nice restaurant, the waiter goes to the women...
Mentally impaired hominid weed whacker
  09/27/17
Sometimes there will be a pause for someone to speak up.
judgmental house skinny woman
  09/27/17
This is the traditional rule but its often not followed when...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/27/17
cr, if the waiter just goes around the table in the order in...
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/27/17
...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
you could just turn to a woman in the group and suggest she ...
Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy
  09/28/17
...
lime sinister patrolman
  09/28/17
*orders for 14 shrews at a huge closing dinner*
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
Salads all around!
Fuchsia balding church
  09/28/17
imagine having to tell the waiter the dietary restrictions a...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
...
Mauve Aphrodisiac Therapy Bbw
  09/28/17
180. best blank bump i could possibly get on xo for this poa...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
reading this poast gave me anxiety
Aggressive state
  09/28/17
"Monsieur, is your foie gras made from organic farm rai...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
...
Mind-boggling Talking Church Building
  09/28/17
...
lime sinister patrolman
  09/28/17
(incel)
soul-stirring cheese-eating parlor
  09/27/17
Maybe "downtown" in Proleville, USA. Where the fu...
Carmine property jewess
  09/28/17
Washington DC, actually.
judgmental house skinny woman
  09/28/17
i like watching the aspie do #2. i would call out on #3 a...
Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting
  09/27/17
Hahah. Of course I say nothing and just silently think about...
judgmental house skinny woman
  09/27/17
Actually 3 is reverse big willie Prole tell if a "male&...
Carmine property jewess
  09/28/17
i think this is right.
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
Even at a table of 4 (2 men and 2 women)?
Razzle Dingle Berry Nowag
  09/28/17
With couples they'll often say, let's start with the ladies ...
Carmine property jewess
  09/28/17
It's more reptile aspie than a prole tell, but only if they ...
fragrant shaky locale gunner
  09/28/17
Re: 2 Maybe they just want it to cool down and dry out a ...
pale trailer park hunting ground
  09/28/17
Not knowing some soups are served cold Switching knife/fo...
Histrionic gaped brethren office
  09/27/17
The American style is older but not the "elite" wa...
vivacious twinkling pozpig
  09/27/17
Interesting
Histrionic gaped brethren office
  09/27/17
cr
wonderful free-loading parlour athletic conference
  09/28/17
Using your knife to cut up your food and then replacing it w...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/27/17
how do you eat a bread roll correctly? how do you use a t...
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/27/17
o
bistre splenetic philosopher-king
  09/27/17
lol. tyft
razzmatazz boltzmann
  09/27/17
- break off chunks of the bread with your fingers and butter...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
"- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have b...
Godawful jade rigpig headpube
  09/28/17
wtf, so if I butter the top of a bread roll and then eat it ...
Marvelous Area Windowlicker
  09/28/17
You mean put butter on the outside crust of the roll? That ...
amber stirring tank pit
  09/28/17
you make a slit, stuff the butter in, pound it shut so the b...
Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting
  09/28/17
... this is prole? Well call me JD Vance
Sienna submissive digit ratio
  09/28/17
Its PAF
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
*shoves roll in ass*
french copper den
  09/28/17
lol. arrggghh....unnnggg...fuck, yes! Cot damn that's a ...
razzmatazz boltzmann
  09/28/17
That's a lot of prole tells.
Hairraiser clown
  09/27/17
she's a cashed up bogan, and these are all things she has be...
Bronze haunted graveyard juggernaut
  09/27/17
These were all the things my parents drilled into me as a ch...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
your parents drilled roll buttering pseudo etiquette into yo...
Lake diverse forum potus
  09/28/17
800 pages of regs on eating rolls
Lascivious location
  09/28/17
Partnership Rolls is a killer.
Glittery haunting faggotry university
  09/28/17
...
Beady-eyed nudist pervert
  09/28/17
What utensil should you use to eat asparagus?
Fuchsia balding church
  09/28/17
29 pls respond
Thriller Fishy Sweet Tailpipe Party Of The First Part
  09/28/17
See my poast above: "not knowing which foods are suppos...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
lol, you eat asparagus w/ your fingers? LJL
Slate arousing lettuce kitty
  09/28/17
Yes, this was a test and thirtynine passed after cheating an...
Fuchsia balding church
  09/28/17
Oh come on. You think I know there are foods you're suppose...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
...
cordovan passionate half-breed
  09/28/17
...
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
...
fantasy-prone comical crackhouse double fault
  09/28/17
...
swashbuckling space
  09/28/17
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" &qu...
Hairraiser clown
  09/27/17
paying any attention to how you eat a bread roll is a massiv...
slimy spot
  09/28/17
...
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
...
Fuchsia balding church
  09/28/17
*rips roll in two with teeth*
Carmine property jewess
  09/28/17
...
fantasy-prone comical crackhouse double fault
  09/28/17
...
scarlet metal brunch liquid oxygen
  09/28/17
...
swashbuckling space
  09/28/17
Knife on pasta is Prole tell? You just twirl it around on y...
Carmine property jewess
  09/28/17
yes. wtf are you doing with that knife bro
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
...
cordovan passionate half-breed
  09/28/17
wtf kind of pasta needs a knife? Like, ever?
Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy
  09/28/17
Lmao you cut your spaghetti or what dude. No idea what you'r...
flushed cracking national
  09/28/17
It's bad enough seeing people use a spoon to eat pasta but a...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
I'll be damned if I let some dingofucker tell me how to eat ...
fragrant shaky locale gunner
  09/28/17
cr. this guy knows exactly what he's talking about. all the ...
Violent hilarious institution police squad
  09/28/17
don't spin in spoon.
Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy
  09/28/17
...
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
laughed for like a minute at "dingofucker" i'm not...
wonderful free-loading parlour athletic conference
  09/28/17
...
laughsome emerald national security agency
  10/22/17
...
smoky masturbator dilemma
  10/22/17
cut it with your fork.
plum exciting legend
  09/28/17
yes this is the norm
Contagious Elastic Band Site
  09/28/17
lol
Marvelous Area Windowlicker
  09/28/17
^^ wtf really?? Lol, have people been laughing at me for ye...
Carmine property jewess
  09/28/17
have you bee cutting up spaghetti and linguine for years?
cordovan passionate half-breed
  09/28/17
Don't eat spaghetti at restaurants but yes I do this with ca...
Carmine property jewess
  09/28/17
The only pasta you should ever cut is lasagna and even then ...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
Come on bro, you don't really cut up your spaghetti. Stop fl...
Slate arousing lettuce kitty
  09/28/17
how do you eat a breadroll?
Marvelous Area Windowlicker
  09/28/17
continental style is faggy as fuck. you look like a gay euro...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
Actually you look like a dexterous and graceful adult instea...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
NYT says not being a eurofag doing continental style is fine...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
i just learned how to cut with my left hand. no shifting fo...
Cerise motley lodge deer antler
  09/28/17
They're both prole tells. I just pick up the meat with my fo...
Slate arousing lettuce kitty
  09/28/17
But why would you want to switch hands?
pale trailer park hunting ground
  09/28/17
I need a free hand to express myself while talking or to put...
Slate arousing lettuce kitty
  09/28/17
Fair.
pale trailer park hunting ground
  09/28/17
So I don't look like a gay euro.
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
the alternative is looking like a preschooler
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
i'll take preschooler over europedo
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
I do the Ginobli style: Use the knife to move a piece of cut...
razzmatazz boltzmann
  09/28/17
A little close to home, prole?
Histrionic gaped brethren office
  09/28/17
Cr.
Excitant primrose sandwich scourge upon the earth
  09/28/17
...
chestnut zombie-like range
  07/24/18
Bad table manners like smacking lips/eating with mouth full ...
spruce big doctorate
  09/28/17
I know I am a prole because my mother constantly harped on m...
Cerebral silver hell
  09/28/17
I'm always the last one to finish my meal. WTF
Mentally impaired hominid weed whacker
  09/28/17
fuck i say thank you all the time.
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
...
Excitant primrose sandwich scourge upon the earth
  09/28/17
service partner mid-convo to waiter: thank
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
eating your food super quickly I have a big mouth. I'm no...
Slate arousing lettuce kitty
  09/28/17
Fuck that, I say thank you when the waiter does anything for...
Seedy heaven
  09/28/17
...
salmon spectacular native
  09/28/17
Eating with mouth full us tcr
pea-brained locus mexican
  09/28/17
Announcing before we've even ordered that you're going to ge...
razzle-dazzle beta goyim public bath
  09/28/17
lol
cordovan passionate half-breed
  09/28/17
lisping "i want it real tender tho it feel good" t...
Confused Main People Shrine
  09/28/17
a big prole tell is the loudmouth prole who comments out lou...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
Then putting a fork between each pair of fingers in your cle...
Godawful jade rigpig headpube
  09/28/17
...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
that's a rainmaker tell
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
...
adventurous amethyst newt
  09/28/17
...
Lascivious location
  09/28/17
...
vivacious twinkling pozpig
  09/28/17
...
Fuchsia balding church
  09/28/17
...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
LETS GET SOME SHOTS. AM I RIGHT?
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
...
Fuchsia balding church
  09/28/17
Don't laugh. I've seen this in the past two cycles. Of cou...
Aquamarine cruise ship
  09/28/17
what are the consequences of doing this? Seriously. Do the...
Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy
  09/28/17
...
Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy
  09/28/17
Went to dinner as SA at chanterelle in NYC where the partner...
provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker
  09/28/17
couldn't he just have then asked for a round of scotch neat ...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
This was before dinner so scotch would be weird.
provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker
  09/28/17
what kind of dumpy place doesn't have shot glasses?
Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy
  09/28/17
maybe that's why chanterelle closed down
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
...
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
Incredulous French waiter: "Monsieur wants a... a 'shot...
amber stirring tank pit
  09/28/17
...
Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy
  09/28/17
They used tumblers for the shots. At the time I thought i...
provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker
  09/28/17
WTF sounds fun as fuck ESP if you are a middle aged guy. Wh...
Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy
  09/28/17
...
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
Yeah fun for a miserable middle aged guy who works all the t...
provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker
  09/28/17
(woman)
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
...
Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Piazza
  09/28/17
...
swashbuckling space
  09/28/17
This has got to be a flame account. It's like you were hired...
Glittery haunting faggotry university
  09/28/17
agree, but mostly weird because he's doing it before the mea...
alcoholic chartreuse circlehead
  09/28/17
...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
they could have found something that would work. guy was pr...
bateful corn cake
  09/28/17
Major prole tell at my last SA lunch: sugar baby begged me t...
well-lubricated peach volcanic crater rehab
  09/28/17
...
Vigorous shimmering tattoo
  09/28/17
Is this the one who's now your LTR GF?
Sienna submissive digit ratio
  09/28/17
Using a knife or a rib bone to point for emphasis? I dunno,...
Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy
  09/28/17
I ordered a Jim Beam, partner looks at me and says "wel...
Lascivious location
  09/28/17
Lol holy shit what q fag
scarlet metal brunch liquid oxygen
  09/28/17
...
cordovan passionate half-breed
  09/28/17
You should of told him to suck a dick like a lil bitch. You'...
razzmatazz boltzmann
  09/28/17
I think the opposite would be even funnier. Imagine a bunch ...
topaz principal's office
  09/28/17
...
vivacious twinkling pozpig
  09/28/17
...
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
"I'll have the steak, chicken fried please"
unhinged boyish gas station old irish cottage
  09/28/17
...
chestnut zombie-like range
  07/24/18
This thread is like a bug zapper for XO's biggest faggots
scarlet metal brunch liquid oxygen
  09/28/17
...
Disturbing field
  09/28/17
...
Violent hilarious institution police squad
  09/28/17
...
swashbuckling space
  09/28/17
...
smoky masturbator dilemma
  10/22/17
...
Bronze haunted graveyard juggernaut
  07/24/18
*Goes to sushi place* *Stabs rolls with fork*
Slate arousing lettuce kitty
  09/28/17
*Goes to sushi place with rolls in the first place*
provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker
  09/28/17
omg pls tell me you're trolling us your like a caricature of...
Violent hilarious institution police squad
  09/28/17
*Goes to sushi place with forks in the first place*
amber stirring tank pit
  09/28/17
lol what? even very good sushi places like Yasuda serve roll...
Aggressive state
  09/28/17
Because they have to cater to SA proles coming in asking for...
provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker
  09/28/17
but you'd go to Yasuda, right?
Aggressive state
  09/28/17
Ive gone to Yasuda many times, including a few memorable mea...
provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker
  09/28/17
but you're ARE obnoxious snob
Aggressive state
  09/28/17
ugh Masa is such a prole shithold
Glittery haunting faggotry university
  09/28/17
fish very bad
Excitant primrose sandwich scourge upon the earth
  09/28/17
Not an SA but a lateral interview: Some short Russian (I thi...
dashing maize hissy fit associate
  09/28/17
Not a prole tell, fag tell.
provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker
  09/28/17
How dare you! I love cider.
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
I rest my case
provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker
  09/28/17
Absolutely devastating
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
Compounded by the fact this was supposed to be a joke at TMF...
Sienna submissive digit ratio
  09/28/17
really amazing subthread
Aggressive state
  09/28/17
this guy gets it
dashing maize hissy fit associate
  09/28/17
lol exactly it's like dbg doesn't even know who tmf is
alcoholic chartreuse circlehead
  09/28/17
i know tmf but i dont get how this relates to him
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
summon: askav tl:dr tmf loves to drink hard cider
alcoholic chartreuse circlehead
  09/28/17
i'm more familiar with his love of nubiles
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
there was an epic thread about TMF ordering a hard cider at ...
Aggressive state
  09/28/17
lulz. i'd never order it front of other men. i'll do it i...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
180
Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Piazza
  09/28/17
...
dashing maize hissy fit associate
  09/28/17
...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
...
Aggressive state
  09/28/17
Fascinating thread
irradiated flirting base affirmative action
  09/28/17
Nutella never ceases to amaze
french copper den
  09/28/17
Asking the waiter if this is the smoking section
flatulent address
  09/28/17
250 poasts - who would have thought xo was so interested in ...
floppy thirsty plaza depressive
  09/28/17
this thread combines many favorite xo topics -- prole tells,...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  09/28/17
...
Navy Racy Codepig
  09/28/17
Bib may have been part of a CRAB-FORWARD strategy
Beady-eyed nudist pervert
  09/28/17
ordering tacos/pizza/anything handheld
mahogany aromatic mad-dog skullcap school cafeteria
  09/28/17
...
appetizing drunken nibblets
  01/25/18
Ketchup or steak sauce on steak. Not immediately placing yo...
talented federal station useless brakes
  07/24/18
Eating the butter before (separately from) the bread
pea-brained locus mexican
  07/24/18
Lol WTF.
talented federal station useless brakes
  07/24/18
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appetizing drunken nibblets
  08/15/18


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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

not knowing which are your bread plate and drinking glasses

tucking napkin in collar and having it over chest like a bib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313190)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: snowy big-titted internal respiration kitchen

not knowing a plate from a glass is not a prole tell, it's retard schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317258)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: dashing maize hissy fit associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: french copper den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317363)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490107)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: Offensive swollen set ceo

calling flame on the napkin bib at a callback/SA lunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313200)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

i've seen it multiple times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313206)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: Offensive swollen set ceo

please tell me it was a crab joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313211)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

ljl nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313219)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Offensive swollen set ceo

:_(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313228)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:56 AM
Author: lime sinister patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315298)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: fragrant shaky locale gunner

I've seen it a few times myself, and it seemed highly correlated with turbostriver proles, especially model minorities and rural whites like J.D. Vance types. I like to think there's some poaster out there who wrote a business etiquette book or blog or something and convinced them that it would make prospective employers see them as both careful about maintaining a polished appearance and aristocratic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316702)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

negro at a cls/nyu spring 1L reception w the suit brand's tag on the left sleeve (ive poasted about this before -- i was afraid to say anything bc i was afraid it'd be racis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313238)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Offensive swollen set ceo

I like when people wear jackets with the vent tacked shut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313265)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313276)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Deranged stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313437)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:46 AM
Author: adventurous amethyst newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315927)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: translucent box office

Fubu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313338)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: amber stirring tank pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313982)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:34 PM
Author: Green Heady Theatre Boiling Water

Ecko Unltd.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318281)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Mentally impaired hominid weed whacker

It's pretty intuitive...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313307)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting

partner recommends the lamb

sa prole: a chicken finger, uhm entree, fries, are they breaded here?

partner looks at waiter with "what you gonna do" judaic shrug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313363)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313376)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

Asking the partner what they recommend is always a good move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314138)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Lake diverse forum potus

service group non-equity 'partner' who thinks that being servile is the only road to 'success.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315107)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: fragrant shaky locale gunner

This move works better for chicks as it puts them on the "order for me daddy" tip. Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat should be dinged on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316711)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317141)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: snowy big-titted internal respiration kitchen

"Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat should be dinged on the spot."

seems like that's very on point for what an SA does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317271)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: flickering antidepressant drug jew

"What are you having?"

"What do you like here?"

"What do you recommend?"

So simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320336)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

You're not asking them to tell you what to eat, you're asking them for a recommendation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320396)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:09 AM
Author: Yapping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315597)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Deranged stag film

This one Seeking Arrangement whore had 3 kids and tattoos but was demanding a "High" lifestyle $$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313379)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting

sulcrum summer of '04?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313396)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Vigorous shimmering tattoo

Another SA whore was actually fully pregnant in her profile photo.

WTF!? I guess some sick fucks have a pregnancy fetish? I feel bad for the fetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315324)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: salmon spectacular native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320301)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Glittery haunting faggotry university

Pocket square literally erupting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313410)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating parlor

Idk none really come to mind. They will just generally be unfamiliar with normal coastal society, e.g., they've never ordered a steak before so they don't know what rareness to go with.

Occasionally at OCI or at a callback I will have an interview with a real prole from some unfortunate TTT city/town and it is almost always an auto-ding. Universally nice people, but there's just something off about them. Either they're too gunnerish because that's what it takes to rise from poor circumstances, or they're just weird and don't get social norms to an even greater extent than most law students.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313431)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

isn't it more likely they adamantly demand WELL DONE than not have a clue what rareness to order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313443)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting

ad ask for a1. and the idea of a peroggie or snook is like asking them to sing the haftorah for their zaftag sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313457)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: vivacious twinkling pozpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313810)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating parlor

Yeah or that. Chewing with mouth open is also an auto-ding prole tell at interview meals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313513)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired hominid weed whacker

wtf there's something "off" about everyone--we're talking about law students here.

OUT the PROLE TELLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313670)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating parlor

Yeah to some extent everyone is weird as fuck, particularly in LS, but the ones from Bakersfield or Omaha are always even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313754)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Honey-headed mood indian lodge

(5' 6" ratfaced man from Queens)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316047)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: french copper den

Omaha is nice. Ask boom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317377)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Cobalt titillating market

Omaha is a completely normal smaller city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317512)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: flickering antidepressant drug jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320408)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: snowy big-titted internal respiration kitchen

"normal coastal society . . . they've never ordered a steak before"

...if a society didn't know how to order a steak, it'd be coastal society not flyover, where the fucking steak comes from

y'all sound like you've never met someone from middle america before, jfc i come from a tiny town in rural texas and was ordering my stakes medium rare when i was like 8yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317279)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: french copper den

yeah lol at acting like steak doesn't exist outside of MFH.

It's literally the only food flyover actually does well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317382)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: snowy big-titted internal respiration kitchen

(jew who thinks his mexican food in DC is better than mexican found in the american southwest)

also do you not know there are immigrants from all over the world in flyover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317543)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: judgmental house skinny woman

Things that are weird to me, some of which may be considered proelish

(1) playing on your phone at the meal. Dude you’re trying to impress us.

(2) cutting steak into little pieces entirely, then eating it

(3) ordering before a woman at the table (if SA is a man)

(4) talking a food in their mouth.

TbF, none of this stuff will matter if they are easy to get along w and do good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313588)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

ljl 3 is a tricky one in 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313625)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: judgmental house skinny woman

Not really. If you go to a nice reataraunt downtown, women order first. Period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313696)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Mentally impaired hominid weed whacker

If you go to a nice restaurant, the waiter goes to the women first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313737)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: judgmental house skinny woman

Sometimes there will be a pause for someone to speak up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313790)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

This is the traditional rule but its often not followed when you have a larger group of people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314120)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig

cr, if the waiter just goes around the table in the order in which youre seated, youll look like a retard saying "ill wait for the women to order first" when he gets to you if youre a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314141)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315297)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:37 AM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315636)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy

you could just turn to a woman in the group and suggest she go first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316003)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: lime sinister patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315307)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

*orders for 14 shrews at a huge closing dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315312)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Fuchsia balding church

Salads all around!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315347)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

imagine having to tell the waiter the dietary restrictions and allergies of 14 law shrews and ask all their neurotic questions for them... jfc you'd be a champion if you could pull that off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315382)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Mauve Aphrodisiac Therapy Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316571)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

180. best blank bump i could possibly get on xo for this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316593)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Aggressive state

reading this poast gave me anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317282)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

"Monsieur, is your foie gras made from organic farm raised geese?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317297)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Talking Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317500)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: lime sinister patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315377)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating parlor

(incel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313981)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Carmine property jewess

Maybe "downtown" in Proleville, USA. Where the fuck are you talking about that this is customary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315362)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: judgmental house skinny woman

Washington DC, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315948)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting

i like watching the aspie do #2.

i would call out on #3 and be like "bro, i think she's got this, if not let her starve write. you gonna bill her hours too you faggot white knight?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313652)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: judgmental house skinny woman

Hahah. Of course I say nothing and just silently think about poasting it later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313708)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Carmine property jewess

Actually 3 is reverse big willie Prole tell if a "male" is next in order but refuses to speak bc not all women have ordered. Hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315352)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig

i think this is right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315360)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Razzle Dingle Berry Nowag

Even at a table of 4 (2 men and 2 women)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316771)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Carmine property jewess

With couples they'll often say, let's start with the ladies but I took itt to be about SA group lunches. In all events you follow the waiter's lead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317086)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: fragrant shaky locale gunner

It's more reptile aspie than a prole tell, but only if they make it awkward/make a big show out of their chivalry. The advice above to redirect with a "do you know what you want" is fine, though this is biglaw so if a shitty associate or partner is out to ding you, they could try to use that against you and say you seem "timid" or "indecisive" or whatever. Just ordering when the waiter asks you is CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316784)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: pale trailer park hunting ground

Re: 2

Maybe they just want it to cool down and dry out a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317155)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Histrionic gaped brethren office

Not knowing some soups are served cold

Switching knife/fork back and forth between hands to cut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313807)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: vivacious twinkling pozpig

The American style is older but not the "elite" way to eat, according to Euro strivers. Continental style came about in Europe during the same time that upper class Brits decided to started changing their accents to sound different from Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313867)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: Histrionic gaped brethren office

Interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313898)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: wonderful free-loading parlour athletic conference

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320153)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

Using your knife to cut up your food and then replacing it with a fork in your right hand to eat the cut up portions always looks like a child eating to me. Fork in the right hand is okay for foods that don't need a knife like pasta.

Other prole tells - well done steak, putting ketchup on anything, not knowing how to eat a bread roll, not using the correct cutlery when eating multiple courses, not placing cutlery correctly, not using the tablecloth correctly, using a knife or spoon to eat pasta, not knowing which foods are supposed to be eaten with your fingers etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314106)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig

how do you eat a bread roll correctly?

how do you use a tablecloth correctly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314147)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: bistre splenetic philosopher-king
Subject: o

Turn up edge of tablecloth and use it to wipe your mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314159)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz boltzmann

lol. tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314684)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

- break off chunks of the bread with your fingers and butter them individually before putting them in your mouth

- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have been thinking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314716)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:03 AM
Author: Godawful jade rigpig headpube

"- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have been thinking about it"

Well you do live in Australia. You had it right the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315317)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Marvelous Area Windowlicker

wtf, so if I butter the top of a bread roll and then eat it I am prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315973)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:20 AM
Author: amber stirring tank pit

You mean put butter on the outside crust of the roll? That seems pretty weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316845)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Pearly Concupiscible Menage Famous Landscape Painting

you make a slit, stuff the butter in, pound it shut so the butter melts, then eat it like a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317150)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Sienna submissive digit ratio

... this is prole? Well call me JD Vance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317465)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

Its PAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320381)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: french copper den

*shoves roll in ass*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317399)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz boltzmann

lol.

arrggghh....unnnggg...fuck, yes! Cot damn that's a sweet roll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317540)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

That's a lot of prole tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314161)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 11:06 PM
Author: Bronze haunted graveyard juggernaut

she's a cashed up bogan, and these are all things she has been criticized for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314275)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

These were all the things my parents drilled into me as a child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314723)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: Lake diverse forum potus

your parents drilled roll buttering pseudo etiquette into you as a child?

no wonder you actually enjoy being a tax lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315112)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Lascivious location

800 pages of regs on eating rolls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316562)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: Glittery haunting faggotry university

Partnership Rolls is a killer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nudist pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321372)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Fuchsia balding church

What utensil should you use to eat asparagus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315353)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:08 AM
Author: Thriller Fishy Sweet Tailpipe Party Of The First Part

29 pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315615)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

See my poast above: "not knowing which foods are supposed to be eaten with your fingers"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315635)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Slate arousing lettuce kitty

lol, you eat asparagus w/ your fingers? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317201)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia balding church

Yes, this was a test and thirtynine passed after cheating and googling it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317450)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

Oh come on. You think I know there are foods you're supposed to eat with your fingers but don't know asparagus is one of them? Asparagus is probably the most famous example of a food for which there is a special fingers only rule.

Its 180 to be able to pick up an asparagus spear, eat it with your fingers in a nice restaurant and know you're actually in the right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320353)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: cordovan passionate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314755)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315319)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: fantasy-prone comical crackhouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315546)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317330)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

"But of course!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314174)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: slimy spot

paying any attention to how you eat a bread roll is a massive middle class striver / petit bourgeouis tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315174)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315320)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia balding church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315354)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Carmine property jewess

*rips roll in two with teeth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315387)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: fantasy-prone comical crackhouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315547)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: scarlet metal brunch liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317225)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317339)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Carmine property jewess

Knife on pasta is Prole tell? You just twirl it around on your fork then slurp? Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315378)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig

yes. wtf are you doing with that knife bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315389)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: cordovan passionate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315964)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy

wtf kind of pasta needs a knife? Like, ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316018)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:00 AM
Author: flushed cracking national

Lmao you cut your spaghetti or what dude. No idea what you're even doing with your knife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315611)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:42 AM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

It's bad enough seeing people use a spoon to eat pasta but a knife is completely beyond the pale.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315642)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: fragrant shaky locale gunner

I'll be damned if I let some dingofucker tell me how to eat my linguine with clams. Spinning in a spoon is CR and here in the first world where the people who actually invented and perfected this cuisine live, we salute spoon spinning as a far more elegant means of creating tighter and more proportional fork distribution. All this bullshit about making sure to use your left hand and raise your pinky to the ceiling when you eat with a fork is clearly a rulebook for boiled meats and other flavorless hospital food eaten by you convicts and your inbred crooked toothed English forefathers who disowned you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317131)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Violent hilarious institution police squad

cr. this guy knows exactly what he's talking about. all the weird Australians and other ethnics in this subthread are just uppity trailer park hobos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317232)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy

don't spin in spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317288)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317319)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: wonderful free-loading parlour athletic conference

laughed for like a minute at "dingofucker" i'm not sure why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320164)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: laughsome emerald national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505965)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: smoky masturbator dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505927)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: plum exciting legend

cut it with your fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315950)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Contagious Elastic Band Site

yes this is the norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315956)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Marvelous Area Windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315971)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: Carmine property jewess

^^ wtf really?? Lol, have people been laughing at me for years?

Pwned https://www.mannersmentor.com/social-situations/cut-twirl-or-spoon-fun-spaghetti-etquette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317108)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: cordovan passionate half-breed

have you bee cutting up spaghetti and linguine for years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317132)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Carmine property jewess

Don't eat spaghetti at restaurants but yes I do this with carbonara :-((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317187)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

The only pasta you should ever cut is lasagna and even then you're supposed to use the side of your fork, not a knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320375)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Slate arousing lettuce kitty

Come on bro, you don't really cut up your spaghetti. Stop flaming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317145)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Marvelous Area Windowlicker

how do you eat a breadroll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315968)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

continental style is faggy as fuck. you look like a gay europedo when you do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315289)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:56 AM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

Actually you look like a dexterous and graceful adult instead of a child who has to cut their food up before eating it because they can't use their weaker hand to feed themselves.

It also saves needless handling and swapping of utensils and helps keep your food warmer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315672)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

NYT says not being a eurofag doing continental style is fine

http://www.nytimes.com/1996/09/22/nyregion/etiquette-is-it-back.html?mcubz=3

CUTTING MEAT: A huge controversy. Here's the continental style: Hold the fork in the left hand, prongs pointed down. Hold the knife with your forefinger pointing down the handle, for leverage. Spear the meat with the fork and cut it off with your knife. Fork is conveyed to the mouth by twisting your wrist and raising your forearm slightly. Don't shift the fork from the left to the right hand everytime you cut a piece of meat.

Here's the American style: Same as above, except the last part. After cutting the meat, place the knife on the plate and switch the fork to your right hand. (Europeans think this is gauche. Your call.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316534)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Cerise motley lodge deer antler

i just learned how to cut with my left hand. no shifting for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316924)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: Slate arousing lettuce kitty

They're both prole tells. I just pick up the meat with my fork and rip off a piece with my teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317107)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: pale trailer park hunting ground

But why would you want to switch hands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317203)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Slate arousing lettuce kitty

I need a free hand to express myself while talking or to put that elbow on the table if I'm feeling tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317218)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: pale trailer park hunting ground

Fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317280)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

So I don't look like a gay euro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317242)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig

the alternative is looking like a preschooler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317348)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

i'll take preschooler over europedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317777)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz boltzmann

I do the Ginobli style: Use the knife to move a piece of cut meat from the plate to my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317565)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Histrionic gaped brethren office

A little close to home, prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315873)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: Excitant primrose sandwich scourge upon the earth

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316762)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490239)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: spruce big doctorate

Bad table manners like smacking lips/eating with mouth full or eating your food super quickly

Ordering steak well done

Constantly thanking waiters anytime they do anything for you. Newsflash proles: the waiters at these places are trying not to interrupt you so saying thanks is actually defeating what they're trying to accomplish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314760)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Cerebral silver hell

I know I am a prole because my mother constantly harped on me to always say thank you for every little thing a waiter did, like refill my ice tea at a Luby's cafeteria

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315117)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Mentally impaired hominid weed whacker

I'm always the last one to finish my meal. WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315130)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig

fuck i say thank you all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315322)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Excitant primrose sandwich scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316765)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

service partner mid-convo to waiter: thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315332)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Slate arousing lettuce kitty

eating your food super quickly

I have a big mouth. I'm not going to slow down. Fuck you slow-chewing motherfuckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317125)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: Seedy heaven

Fuck that, I say thank you when the waiter does anything for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318773)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: salmon spectacular native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320316)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:42 PM
Author: pea-brained locus mexican

Eating with mouth full us tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320546)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle beta goyim public bath

Announcing before we've even ordered that you're going to get the 16 oz so that you have enough to take home, then coming back with us to the office to meet the hiring partner for 5 minutes after lunch because he was out in the morning when you had your other interviews, and holding a tinfoil swan of leftover steak in your hand the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315119)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: cordovan passionate half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315970)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:35 AM
Author: Confused Main People Shrine

lisping "i want it real tender tho it feel good" then trying to fuck the steak when it arrives after waiting for it to cool and then pulling wet ones out of his pocket for clean up and then eating the steak. that was definitely top five.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315191)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

a big prole tell is the loudmouth prole who comments out loud,

"oh wow, there's 3 forks, that's amazing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315306)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Godawful jade rigpig headpube

Then putting a fork between each pair of fingers in your clenched fist and calling yourself "Forkzilla"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315338)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315344)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig

that's a rainmaker tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315348)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: adventurous amethyst newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315926)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Lascivious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316568)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: vivacious twinkling pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316749)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Fuchsia balding church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315361)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:57 AM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315673)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig

LETS GET SOME SHOTS. AM I RIGHT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315364)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Fuchsia balding church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315366)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Aquamarine cruise ship

Don't laugh. I've seen this in the past two cycles. Of course the prole associates encourage this behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315519)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy

what are the consequences of doing this? Seriously. Do the associates go back and report that the dude is a bro who would be fun to work with? Or do they cop the shots and then badmouth the guy back at the office? What's the usual breakdown in this sort of scenario.

The reason I ask is because this might be a go-to game changer for callbacks w shitty GPAs who know they've got to stand out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316017)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316006)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker

Went to dinner as SA at chanterelle in NYC where the partner wanted to do shots and asked waiters if it was possible and they said apologetically they didn't have shot glasses. Wasn't a prole tell, but partner was a douche being law firm fratty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316561)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

couldn't he just have then asked for a round of scotch neat for everyone at the table, and did it that way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316589)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker

This was before dinner so scotch would be weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316668)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy

what kind of dumpy place doesn't have shot glasses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316598)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

maybe that's why chanterelle closed down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316681)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316788)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: amber stirring tank pit

Incredulous French waiter: "Monsieur wants a... a 'shot' glass?? I'm sorry, Monsieur, that is just not possible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316883)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317294)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker

They used tumblers for the shots.

At the time I thought it was so fun and cool but now I just think it's pathetic that a middle aged partner with a family thinks it's fun to go out with a bunch of 24-25 year olds and order shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317298)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy

WTF sounds fun as fuck ESP if you are a middle aged guy. What's the matter with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317356)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317368)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker

Yeah fun for a miserable middle aged guy who works all the time and instead of going home to hang out with your wife and kids on one of the rare nights you arent working, you take out a bunch of obnoxious young people instead and get wasted. No wonder their wives and kids hate them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317427)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig

(woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317437)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317523)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317736)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Glittery haunting faggotry university

This has got to be a flame account. It's like you were hired to play a heel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320372)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: alcoholic chartreuse circlehead

agree, but mostly weird because he's doing it before the meal rather than after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317741)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317313)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: bateful corn cake

they could have found something that would work. guy was probably a fag and they could tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317773)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:50 AM
Author: well-lubricated peach volcanic crater rehab

Major prole tell at my last SA lunch: sugar baby begged me to take her to red lobster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315530)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Vigorous shimmering tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317476)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Sienna submissive digit ratio

Is this the one who's now your LTR GF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317521)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: Clear Curious Senate Really Tough Guy

Using a knife or a rib bone to point for emphasis? I dunno, seems, 180 tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316020)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Lascivious location

I ordered a Jim Beam, partner looks at me and says "well, we can definitely tell you're just out of college."

dinged :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316575)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: scarlet metal brunch liquid oxygen

Lol holy shit what q fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316718)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: cordovan passionate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317060)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz boltzmann

You should of told him to suck a dick like a lil bitch. You're the one drinking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317717)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: topaz principal's office

I think the opposite would be even funnier. Imagine a bunch of pencil-necked geeks and east coast Jews interviewing for blue-collar prole jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316582)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: vivacious twinkling pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316759)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316791)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:20 AM
Author: unhinged boyish gas station old irish cottage

"I'll have the steak, chicken fried please"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316850)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: chestnut zombie-like range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: scarlet metal brunch liquid oxygen

This thread is like a bug zapper for XO's biggest faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316724)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Disturbing field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317046)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Violent hilarious institution police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317276)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317446)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: smoky masturbator dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505910)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Bronze haunted graveyard juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490549)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Slate arousing lettuce kitty

*Goes to sushi place*

*Stabs rolls with fork*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317163)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker

*Goes to sushi place with rolls in the first place*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317248)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Violent hilarious institution police squad

omg pls tell me you're trolling us your like a caricature of yourself right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317380)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: amber stirring tank pit

*Goes to sushi place with forks in the first place*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317729)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Aggressive state

lol what? even very good sushi places like Yasuda serve rolls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317749)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker

Because they have to cater to SA proles coming in asking for a tuna roll.

Omakase menu may have a hand roll but that's all you will find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318003)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Aggressive state

but you'd go to Yasuda, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318005)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker

Ive gone to Yasuda many times, including a few memorable meals before the chef himself. He's a funny guy. Made fun of Jews and not eating bottom feeder fish (his business partner was of course Jewish, just like nozawa in LA). I'd like to eat at his restaurant in Tokyo.

You're right the prole tell is ordering a roll though, not the restaurant. I'm just an obnoxious snob to say any restaurant that isn't a 10 seat counter omakase only is "prole."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318242)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Aggressive state

but you're ARE obnoxious snob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318258)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Glittery haunting faggotry university

ugh Masa is such a prole shithold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320402)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Excitant primrose sandwich scourge upon the earth

fish very bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317774)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: dashing maize hissy fit associate

Not an SA but a lateral interview: Some short Russian (I think?) guy who we were interviewing ordered a cider when a group of us went out for a beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317291)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker

Not a prole tell, fag tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317311)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

How dare you! I love cider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317315)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: provocative ruddy trump supporter boistinker

I rest my case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317435)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317445)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Sienna submissive digit ratio

Compounded by the fact this was supposed to be a joke at TMF's expense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317504)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Aggressive state

really amazing subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317559)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: dashing maize hissy fit associate

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317745)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: alcoholic chartreuse circlehead

lol exactly it's like dbg doesn't even know who tmf is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317763)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

i know tmf but i dont get how this relates to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317796)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: alcoholic chartreuse circlehead

summon: askav

tl:dr tmf loves to drink hard cider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317817)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

i'm more familiar with his love of nubiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317827)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Aggressive state

there was an epic thread about TMF ordering a hard cider at some biglaw happy hour at a bar and we all said he was weird. i remember i was particularly hard on him.

i wish we could find the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317880)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

lulz. i'd never order it front of other men.

i'll do it in front of pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317943)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317532)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: dashing maize hissy fit associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317740)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317797)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Aggressive state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317752)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: irradiated flirting base affirmative action

Fascinating thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318309)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: french copper den

Nutella never ceases to amaze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320321)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: flatulent address

Asking the waiter if this is the smoking section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320393)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: floppy thirsty plaza depressive

250 poasts - who would have thought xo was so interested in dining etiquette?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320416)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets

this thread combines many favorite xo topics -- prole tells, mfh restaurants, free biglaw meals, nutella striving, etc.

not surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320449)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: Navy Racy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321281)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nudist pervert

Bib may have been part of a CRAB-FORWARD strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321235)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: mahogany aromatic mad-dog skullcap school cafeteria

ordering tacos/pizza/anything handheld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321259)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#35237013)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: talented federal station useless brakes

Ketchup or steak sauce on steak.

Not immediately placing your napkin on your lap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490625)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: pea-brained locus mexican

Eating the butter before (separately from) the bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490713)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: talented federal station useless brakes

Lol WTF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490723)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: appetizing drunken nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36623896)