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Rules for waifuists on r/waifuism

These are rules that apply to waifuists that claim to be in ...
Heady Beta Telephone Fanboi
  10/05/17
Also, having more than 3 kids, or adopting several over a sh...
angry location
  10/05/17
I’m a staunch first amendment person but I hope to God the F...
Light Concupiscible Trailer Park
  10/05/17
After years of poasting and fucking around on 4chan, I didn'...
smoky domesticated space
  10/05/17
*Chirr Senior Admin using the rules to spend some time with ...
Disgusting electric marketing idea hunting ground
  10/05/17
Is it bad that I was expecting ANOTHER set of similar rules ...
lascivious mexican candlestick maker
  10/05/17
wtf lol
dashing yellow digit ratio
  01/05/18
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fragrant shitlib
  01/29/18
If you were to present this to a jury and say, "this is...
cerebral flushed preventive strike nursing home
  10/05/17
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smoky domesticated space
  10/05/17
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dashing yellow digit ratio
  01/05/18
you would win summary judgment first under Korematsu.
Purple Theater Sneaky Criminal
  01/05/18
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vibrant genital piercing kitty cat
  01/05/18
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Haunting crackhouse
  01/05/18
But enough about AutoAdmit
Hateful tanning salon wrinkle
  01/05/18
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vibrant genital piercing kitty cat
  01/05/18
yes and fucklibs for that
Mind-boggling locus
  01/05/18
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Heady Beta Telephone Fanboi
  01/24/18
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indigo corn cake dingle berry
  04/06/18
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Disgusting electric marketing idea hunting ground
  04/06/18
All cr.
snowy resort chad
  01/05/18
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Heady Beta Telephone Fanboi
  04/06/18
waifu sharia
indigo corn cake dingle berry
  04/06/18
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Disgusting electric marketing idea hunting ground
  04/06/18
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Rough-skinned dog poop
  04/06/18
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Brass splenetic den dysfunction
  04/06/18
fucking lost it at "daughterus and sonfus (permanent ba...
painfully honest big-titted goal in life menage
  04/06/18
https://imgur.com/Y6rGPEJ
Heady Beta Telephone Fanboi
  05/14/18
lol at the ban on multiple on or excessive swapping of waifu...
Garnet Spectacular Pit Kitty
  05/14/18


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Date: October 5th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Heady Beta Telephone Fanboi

These are rules that apply to waifuists that claim to be in a serious relationship with a fictional character. Our typical punishment is in parenthesis next to the heading.

Multiple waifu (Permanent ban)

One waifu allowed. If something changes in your relationship and you break up and find someone else, then fine, that's different, but never more than one at a time. Waifuism is a serious commitment and we expect people to treat their waifu like they would a spouse.

3D - Real People (Permanent ban)

We treat relationships with real people the exact same way we treat relationships with fictional characters. If you're in a relationship with your waifu you're in a serious and committed relationship. Dating someone else in addition to that is not acceptable.

Casual/Hugblanketing (Permanent ban)

Hugblanketing is a term where a waifu is used simply as a tool to make someone feel better. If you explicitly plan to end your relationship with your waifu at a later date or in order to date a real person then you are not welcome.

Switching Waifu (Situational)

Sometimes a person falls out of love with their waifu and they begin to look for someone else. We consider waifu switching unfortunate but it's unavoidable that people and feelings do change. That said, we do take action on those we deem to have switched excessively, in line with our casual and hugblanketing rule. If you're having relationship troubles, we highly encourage you to talk about it and look for support rather than keeping quiet and suddenly switching out of the blue.

Headcanon (Situational)

You love your waifu and you must accept them for who they are. All of the great things about them and all of the awful things about them. Every little detail makes them who they are, just like the little details make you who you are. You aren't perfect, and neither is your waifu. But they can be perfect to you. Allow them that satisfaction; to be enough for you without changing who they are. Adding 'new canon' based on headcanon is not allowed either. (IE: you wrote a fanfiction where your waifu kicked a bad drug habit. You take that fanfiction as fact. Your intentions are good but you are forcing them and their story to change based on what you personally desire.)

We are accepting of minor details that are sensible given canon context since they are not major and have some basis. (IE - determining your waifu's favorite color based on what they wear, what they have in their room, etc.)

Original Characters as a Significant Other (Permanent ban)

Your own original characters as a siginificant other are not allowed. If you want to create an OC child then that's fine since many people want to think about a biological kid anyway. The reason for this is much like the reason for the headcanon rule--you can change them as you please to suit your tastes as you change as a person. A serious relationship involves more compromise and acceptance for who someone being the way they are. Your loved one is not your creation to play god with.

Sentience and "Mental Maturity" (Situational)

In this community we follow a couple of mental criteria for waifus:

The character must be sentient.

The character must be 'mentally mature'. This means that they have enough mental capacity and awareness to participate in a healthy romantic relationship. This does not necessarily imply physical age but physical age and mental maturity often go hand-in-hand.

Daughterus and Sonfus (Permanent ban)

Leaving your daughteru/sonfu is unacceptable. We consider you to have formally adopted a daughteru or sonfu when you call a character one of those terms with any moderate degree of repetition. If you don't consider them your child, please consider using a different term to describe them.

These kids just can't be picked up and forgot about. In the same way we treat waifu relationships like marriage, we will be treating picking a daughteru/sonfu just like real adoption. Abandoning a child is one of the worst things someone could do, and you can't just stop being a parent, it's a lifelong commitment.

Also, having more than 3 kids, or adopting several over a short period of time will have the mods talk to you to see if you understand the responsibility you are accepting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#34372115)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: angry location

Also, having more than 3 kids, or adopting several over a short period of time will have the mods talk to you to see if you understand the responsibility you are accepting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#34372119)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: Light Concupiscible Trailer Park

I’m a staunch first amendment person but I hope to God the FBI is watching these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#34372125)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: smoky domesticated space

After years of poasting and fucking around on 4chan, I didn't think any mental illness could phase me. But goddamn. The internet has made it far too easy for deranged people to find like-minded deranged people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#34372127)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Disgusting electric marketing idea hunting ground

*Chirr Senior Admin using the rules to spend some time with your waifu*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#34372157)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: lascivious mexican candlestick maker

Is it bad that I was expecting ANOTHER set of similar rules I've read before on a different but similar forum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#34372183)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: dashing yellow digit ratio

wtf lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35086464)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: fragrant shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35272177)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: cerebral flushed preventive strike nursing home

If you were to present this to a jury and say, "this is what this guy wrote. This is how he thinks. This is how he spends his time. And we just want to get him locked up now before he does something terrible," you'd probably get a conviction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#34372210)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: smoky domesticated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#34372215)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: dashing yellow digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35086466)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Purple Theater Sneaky Criminal

you would win summary judgment first under Korematsu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35086469)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: vibrant genital piercing kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35086470)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Haunting crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35086479)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Hateful tanning salon wrinkle

But enough about AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35086578)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: vibrant genital piercing kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35087220)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling locus

yes and fucklibs for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35087179)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: Heady Beta Telephone Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35223791)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: indigo corn cake dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35782948)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Disgusting electric marketing idea hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35783081)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: snowy resort chad

All cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35087198)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: Heady Beta Telephone Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35782889)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: indigo corn cake dingle berry

waifu sharia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35782937)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Disgusting electric marketing idea hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35783027)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Rough-skinned dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35783033)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Brass splenetic den dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35783036)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: painfully honest big-titted goal in life menage

fucking lost it at "daughterus and sonfus (permanent ban)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#35783048)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: Heady Beta Telephone Fanboi

https://imgur.com/Y6rGPEJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#36045833)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Garnet Spectacular Pit Kitty

lol at the ban on multiple on or excessive swapping of waifus. If you're a chad IRL, no way you're not a chat in this waifu world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754387&forum_id=2#36045862)