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| yapping partner | 10/12/17 |
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| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/23/17 |
| Cerebral hall | 11/02/17 |
| thriller apoplectic ticket booth ladyboy | 10/12/17 |
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| Learning disabled vibrant patrolman | 10/12/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
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| Misunderstood titillating gaping | 10/12/17 |
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| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
| Drunken nighttime house | 11/02/17 |
| cowardly zippy theater stage | 10/12/17 |
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| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
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| Fishy Glittery Milk | 10/12/17 |
| Chartreuse exciting property | 10/12/17 |
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| Misunderstood titillating gaping | 10/12/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
| thriller apoplectic ticket booth ladyboy | 10/12/17 |
| trip aqua karate | 10/12/17 |
| Charismatic dog poop | 10/23/17 |
| Fishy Glittery Milk | 10/12/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
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| Learning disabled vibrant patrolman | 10/12/17 |
| racy pink center tank | 10/12/17 |
| cowardly zippy theater stage | 10/12/17 |
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| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
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| supple theater | 10/12/17 |
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| Charismatic dog poop | 10/23/17 |
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| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
| plum idiot | 10/12/17 |
| racy pink center tank | 10/12/17 |
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| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/16/17 |
| Misunderstood titillating gaping | 10/12/17 |
| supple theater | 10/12/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
| trip aqua karate | 10/12/17 |
| Mint hunting ground stag film | 10/23/17 |
| racy pink center tank | 10/12/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
| Exhilarant location digit ratio | 10/12/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/17/17 |
| frum cruise ship | 10/12/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
| Iridescent Internet-worthy Point | 10/12/17 |
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| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
| cowardly zippy theater stage | 10/12/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/12/17 |
| cowardly zippy theater stage | 10/12/17 |
| arousing translucent stage corn cake | 10/23/17 |
| Appetizing brass indian lodge windowlicker | 10/12/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/16/17 |
| arousing translucent stage corn cake | 10/23/17 |
| bull headed razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks | 10/16/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/16/17 |
| yapping partner | 10/16/17 |
| bull headed razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks | 10/16/17 |
| racy pink center tank | 10/16/17 |
| Mint hunting ground stag film | 10/23/17 |
| Misunderstood titillating gaping | 10/23/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/23/17 |
| arousing translucent stage corn cake | 10/23/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 10/23/17 |
| Charismatic dog poop | 10/23/17 |
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| arousing translucent stage corn cake | 10/23/17 |
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| Maniacal Sadistic Forum | 10/23/17 |
| Cyan Set Queen Of The Night | 11/02/17 |
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| charcoal arrogant dilemma | 10/23/17 |
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| Cerebral hall | 11/02/17 |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423445) |
Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: yapping partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423449) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423455) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM Author: Bonkers crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423492) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM Author: yapping partner MODSSSSSSsss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423565) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM Author: cowardly zippy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424837) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM Author: arousing translucent stage corn cake like stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512368) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:20 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Like older (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513134) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM Author: Cerebral hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592482) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM Author: thriller apoplectic ticket booth ladyboy This is jcm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM Author: thriller apoplectic ticket booth ladyboy Lmfao thats disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423509) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM Author: Learning disabled vibrant patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423467) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM Author: Learning disabled vibrant patrolman 180, me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423482) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM Author: Misunderstood titillating gaping I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM Author: Learning disabled vibrant patrolman It's real as shit man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423525) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423559) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Drunken nighttime house I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592556) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM Author: cowardly zippy theater stage Some would say it is "too real" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM Author: stimulating chocolate ceo toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423471) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM Author: stimulating chocolate ceo toilet seat fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423480) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:10 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night typical attic tp response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423487) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:12 AM Author: stimulating chocolate ceo toilet seat cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423494) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM Author: white business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423472) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM Author: Fishy Glittery Milk Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423519) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM Author: Chartreuse exciting property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423490) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: Chartreuse exciting property 18000000033)4727277 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424075) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM Author: Misunderstood titillating gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423498) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423507) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM Author: thriller apoplectic ticket booth ladyboy Wtf is sweetest day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:58 AM Author: trip aqua karate The day I die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424985) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM Author: Charismatic dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512331) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM Author: Fishy Glittery Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423515) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join! Day one; capital markets! |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM Author: Fishy Glittery Milk Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:36 AM Author: Learning disabled vibrant patrolman Get back in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423600) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: racy pink center tank Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM Author: cowardly zippy theater stage Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:26 AM Author: canary hospital skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423557) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:45 AM Author: canary hospital skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423668) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: supple theater haha wow holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423823) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:20 PM Author: carmine bateful jew fuuuuuuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513664) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM Author: Charismatic dog poop :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513683) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM Author: copper odious death wish liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423561) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM Author: plum idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423640) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM Author: racy pink center tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424533) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:46 AM Author: cowardly zippy theater stage Charlotte? Atlanta? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424866) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:39 AM Author: citrine aphrodisiac home fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423614) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423663) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:11 AM Author: citrine aphrodisiac home fanboi 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424070) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:40 AM Author: Snowy Coffee Pot Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423618) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423643) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:50 AM Author: Snowy Coffee Pot Piazza Haha wow holy shit
Did he get busted? |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:03 AM Author: Misunderstood titillating gaping 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424008) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: supple theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423827) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:00 PM Author: trip aqua karate jesus fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425005) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM Author: Mint hunting ground stag film JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512310) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:51 AM Author: racy pink center tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424412) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: Exhilarant location digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424552) |
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Date: October 17th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34463066) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: frum cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424487) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets His name was Elena |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424492) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:02 AM Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Point rate the resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424529) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night REALLY CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424536) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM Author: cowardly zippy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424892) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.
Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.
After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny. |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM Author: cowardly zippy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:40 PM Author: arousing translucent stage corn cake best one so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512395) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM Author: Appetizing brass indian lodge windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425616) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM Author: arousing translucent stage corn cake flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512399) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM Author: bull headed razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks CircuitCitySpecial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide. |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM Author: yapping partner jesus christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:45 PM Author: bull headed razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse wagecucks Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping to meth addicts, and hooker vice that made you come to this conclusion? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455490) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM Author: racy pink center tank 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455508) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM Author: Mint hunting ground stag film For real? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512320) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:23 PM Author: Misunderstood titillating gaping whoa you still poast here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513702) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512300) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM Author: arousing translucent stage corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512401) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner running the deal returns to the deal room to announce that he has just pissed a "large amount of blood." He was like 78, obese. Pulled an all nighter.. The next day he passed out while on a conference call standing outside his doctors office. But he came back to the office that night and closed the deal. He is still alive 5 years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513153) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM Author: Charismatic dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512358) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night 0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent on the side while working his bigLAW job and placed a sketchy $25 million deal with a firm client without alerting anyone in the firm and was paid a massive finders fee . Never got caught either by the firm or the SEC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513052) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM Author: arousing translucent stage corn cake how massive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513143) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night $1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513156) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Mint hunting ground stag film did he retire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513191) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513204) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:22 PM Author: Charismatic dog poop 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513687) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM Author: Pearl voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512420) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and only found it because a DIFFERENT partner went there the next day during lunch and heard his name over the strip Club PA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513122) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM Author: Charismatic dog poop holy fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513681) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM Author: Gaped Native Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512428) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:16 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associate and ended up with rug burns and bruises all over his face and both summer and attorney were afraid to go to work for a week, but for different reasons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513092) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Gaped Native Trust Fund 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513163) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM Author: Cruel-hearted unholy meetinghouse knife 180 thread
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former exec of a public pharma. But he had been deposed and the company was in bad shape. Client was a weird coonass who did everything assbackwards. Wore Velcro shoes, 35 y/o. We couldn't get a deal done with PE to save the company because the prerequisite to his 33% voting trust was that he had to PHYSICALLY HOLD ALL 20,000,000 of his shares ON HIS PERSON and WITHOUT LEGENDS at all times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513198) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Point rate haynes & boone's summer class this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513676) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:51 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public service speaking circuit and he held up all of his deal trophies and magazine covers from before his arrest and ranted for two hours about he was framed and everyone in the entire financial system is crooked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34521775) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:24 PM Author: Maniacal Sadistic Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513708) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer and every banker in a crowded room had a dip in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592469) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:26 PM Author: frozen brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513722) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:38 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in the middle of a bar and immediately grabbed and chugged a beer to rally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592458) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:30 PM Author: charcoal arrogant dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513760) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:39 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guys wear ostrich or a crocodile - usually one they killed themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592461) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM Author: Cerebral hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592487) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:36 PM Author: house-broken telephone nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513812) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:41 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset by a work email so he smashed his work phone against the wall of the bar with his bare hands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592474) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM Author: Drab razzle scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34514285) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:46 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was shrew associate straightening her hair with tha heat way too high (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592512) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM Author: Cerebral hall sharklasers here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592472) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:45 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&M so I grabbed this female senior associate and showed her “Texas A&M abortion” as i chuckled autistically, not noticing her look of horror and disgust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592507) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Cerebral hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592534) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM Author: Charismatic dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592589) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Insecure church building roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592538) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:52 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was called in for an URGENT deal IMMEDIATELY so I came in and fucked up everything and had an HR incident “talk” a few weeks later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592573) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:53 PM Author: Insecure church building roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592583) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM Author: Charismatic dog poop did u get canned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592596) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592609) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:51 PM Author: turquoise histrionic box office legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592558) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM Author: Cyan Set Queen Of The Night A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at all times and takes the meeting or event that offers the highest possible cash value delivery to him and the firm. It causes chaos. He treats everything as a cost benefit analysis which has resulted in him ditching, before my eyes, at least 10 rental cars where he thought it would be more efficient to ditch the rental and not be late for the meeting rather than take the time to park legally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592606) |