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Talking Roommate
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High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday withou...
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Low-t contagious rehab factory reset button
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MODSSSSSSsss
Talking Roommate
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Vigorous church building
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like stoned?
Pearly selfie orchestra pit
  10/23/17
Like older
Floppy corner fat ankles
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Lascivious shimmering base
  11/02/17
This is jcm
Vivacious brass hell stock car
  10/12/17
female junior associate took up dipping so she could be &quo...
Floppy corner fat ankles
  10/12/17
Lmfao thats disgusting
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Racy red philosopher-king
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we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the...
Floppy corner fat ankles
  10/12/17
180, me too
Racy red philosopher-king
  10/12/17
I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's...
Bistre menage nowag
  10/12/17
It's real as shit man
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Floppy corner fat ankles
  10/12/17
I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting
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  11/02/17
Some would say it is "too real"
Vigorous church building
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Motley Blue Den Telephone
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I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course d...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no les...
Motley Blue Den Telephone
  10/12/17
typical attic tp response
Floppy corner fat ankles
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cr
Motley Blue Den Telephone
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curious theatre scourge upon the earth
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Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make su...
Floppy corner fat ankles
  10/12/17
Jfc
stimulating ladyboy
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impressive cuckoldry
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Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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impressive cuckoldry
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Bistre menage nowag
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young white trash secretary decorated my office for the &quo...
Floppy corner fat ankles
  10/12/17
Wtf is sweetest day?
Vivacious brass hell stock car
  10/12/17
The day I die
puce sandwich
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Bright sick ape
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stimulating ladyboy
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when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join th...
Floppy corner fat ankles
  10/12/17
Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all a...
stimulating ladyboy
  10/12/17
Get back in
Racy red philosopher-king
  10/12/17
Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO ...
cruel-hearted sanctuary double fault
  10/12/17
Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the wors...
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confused range
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Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so o...
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confused range
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haha wow holy shit
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fuuuuuuck
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We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for year...
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cruel-hearted sanctuary double fault
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Charlotte? Atlanta?
Vigorous church building
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Concupiscible Cheese-eating Crackhouse
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A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies an...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. ...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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Haha wow holy shit Did he get busted?
impertinent glittery address psychic
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They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled
Floppy corner fat ankles
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180
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umber hairraiser brunch immigrant
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Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pa...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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jesus fuck
puce sandwich
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JFC
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cruel-hearted sanctuary double fault
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I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.
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CR
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Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spic...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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Fear-inspiring Goal In Life Boiling Water
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We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer p...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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rate the resort
Fear-inspiring Goal In Life Boiling Water
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REALLY CR
Floppy corner fat ankles
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Vigorous church building
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I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2...
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Vigorous church building
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best one so far
Pearly selfie orchestra pit
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Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the fir...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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flame
Pearly selfie orchestra pit
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Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall a...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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jesus christ.
Talking Roommate
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Slate bateful public bath travel guidebook
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180
cruel-hearted sanctuary double fault
  10/16/17
For real?
Thriller ultramarine field
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whoa you still poast here?
Bistre menage nowag
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Floppy corner fat ankles
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Pearly selfie orchestra pit
  10/23/17
Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner runnin...
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Bright sick ape
  10/23/17
0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent o...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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how massive?
Pearly selfie orchestra pit
  10/23/17
$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid
Floppy corner fat ankles
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did he retire
Thriller ultramarine field
  10/23/17
No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now
Floppy corner fat ankles
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Lemon point
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NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and...
Floppy corner fat ankles
  10/23/17
holy fuck
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maize international law enforcement agency
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A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associat...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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180
maize international law enforcement agency
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180 thread non-nyc in T&E
Mahogany pisswyrm parlour
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I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former...
Floppy corner fat ankles
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rate haynes & boone's summer class this year
Fear-inspiring Goal In Life Boiling Water
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Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public ser...
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apoplectic insanely creepy toilet seat forum
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At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer an...
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Walnut private investor
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I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in th...
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  10/23/17
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  10/23/17
A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset ...
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Rebellious buff chapel
  10/23/17
Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was...
Floppy corner fat ankles
  11/02/17
sharklasers here
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I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&am...
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We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was ca...
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crawly kink-friendly piazza
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did u get canned
Bright sick ape
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No
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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Talking Roommate



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423455)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Low-t contagious rehab factory reset button



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Talking Roommate

MODSSSSSSsss

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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Vigorous church building



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: Pearly selfie orchestra pit

like stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512368)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Like older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513134)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Lascivious shimmering base



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: Vivacious brass hell stock car

This is jcm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: Vivacious brass hell stock car

Lmfao thats disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423509)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: Racy red philosopher-king



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Racy red philosopher-king

180, me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423482)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: Bistre menage nowag

I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Racy red philosopher-king

It's real as shit man

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: marvelous school cafeteria generalized bond

I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592556)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Vigorous church building

Some would say it is "too real"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Motley Blue Den Telephone



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Motley Blue Den Telephone

fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

typical attic tp response

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: Motley Blue Den Telephone

cr

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: curious theatre scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy

Jfc

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: impressive cuckoldry



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: impressive cuckoldry

18000000033)4727277

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: Bistre menage nowag



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423507)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Vivacious brass hell stock car

Wtf is sweetest day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: puce sandwich

The day I die

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: Bright sick ape



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join!

Day one; capital markets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423567)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy

Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Racy red philosopher-king

Get back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423600)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted sanctuary double fault

Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Vigorous church building

Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: confused range



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: confused range



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: umber hairraiser brunch immigrant

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423823)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: tripping hominid patrolman

fuuuuuuck

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Bright sick ape

:(

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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac state kitty cat



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: spectacular black blood rage



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: cruel-hearted sanctuary double fault



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Vigorous church building

Charlotte? Atlanta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424866)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible Cheese-eating Crackhouse



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423663)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible Cheese-eating Crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424070)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: impertinent glittery address psychic



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423643)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: impertinent glittery address psychic

Haha wow holy shit

Did he get busted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423920)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: Bistre menage nowag

180

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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: umber hairraiser brunch immigrant



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: puce sandwich

jesus fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425005)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: Thriller ultramarine field

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512310)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: cruel-hearted sanctuary double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424412)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: charcoal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424552)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34463066)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Light French Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets

His name was Elena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424511)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Goal In Life Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Goal In Life Boiling Water

rate the resort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424529)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

REALLY CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424536)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Vigorous church building



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.

Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.

After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425523)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Vigorous church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: Pearly selfie orchestra pit

best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512395)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: rambunctious coiffed native coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425616)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Pearly selfie orchestra pit

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512399)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: Slate bateful public bath travel guidebook

CircuitCitySpecial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Two associates I've known both fit the same profile:

Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature

They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455445)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Talking Roommate

jesus christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Slate bateful public bath travel guidebook

Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping to meth addicts, and hooker vice that made you come to this conclusion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455490)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: cruel-hearted sanctuary double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455508)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Thriller ultramarine field

For real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512320)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Bistre menage nowag

whoa you still poast here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512300)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Pearly selfie orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512401)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner running the deal returns to the deal room to announce that he has just pissed a "large amount of blood." He was like 78, obese. Pulled an all nighter.. The next day he passed out while on a conference call standing outside his doctors office. But he came back to the office that night and closed the deal. He is still alive 5 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513153)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: Bright sick ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512358)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent on the side while working his bigLAW job and placed a sketchy $25 million deal with a firm client without alerting anyone in the firm and was paid a massive finders fee . Never got caught either by the firm or the SEC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513052)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Pearly selfie orchestra pit

how massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513143)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: Thriller ultramarine field

did he retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513191)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513204)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Bright sick ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513687)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Lemon point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and only found it because a DIFFERENT partner went there the next day during lunch and heard his name over the strip Club PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513122)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Bright sick ape

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513681)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: maize international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512428)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associate and ended up with rug burns and bruises all over his face and both summer and attorney were afraid to go to work for a week, but for different reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513092)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: maize international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513163)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Mahogany pisswyrm parlour

180 thread

non-nyc in T&E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513145)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former exec of a public pharma. But he had been deposed and the company was in bad shape. Client was a weird coonass who did everything assbackwards. Wore Velcro shoes, 35 y/o. We couldn't get a deal done with PE to save the company because the prerequisite to his 33% voting trust was that he had to PHYSICALLY HOLD ALL 20,000,000 of his shares ON HIS PERSON and WITHOUT LEGENDS at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513198)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Goal In Life Boiling Water

rate haynes & boone's summer class this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513676)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public service speaking circuit and he held up all of his deal trophies and magazine covers from before his arrest and ranted for two hours about he was framed and everyone in the entire financial system is crooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34521775)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: apoplectic insanely creepy toilet seat forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513708)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer and every banker in a crowded room had a dip in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592469)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Walnut private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513722)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in the middle of a bar and immediately grabbed and chugged a beer to rally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592458)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: aromatic know-it-all stag film doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513760)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guys wear ostrich or a crocodile - usually one they killed themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592461)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Lascivious shimmering base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592487)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: White personal credit line office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513812)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset by a work email so he smashed his work phone against the wall of the bar with his bare hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592474)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: Rebellious buff chapel



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was shrew associate straightening her hair with tha heat way too high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592512)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Lascivious shimmering base

sharklasers here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592472)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&M so I grabbed this female senior associate and showed her “Texas A&M abortion” as i chuckled autistically, not noticing her look of horror and disgust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592507)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Lascivious shimmering base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592534)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Bright sick ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592589)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: crawly kink-friendly piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592538)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was called in for an URGENT deal IMMEDIATELY so I came in and fucked up everything and had an HR incident “talk” a few weeks later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592573)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: crawly kink-friendly piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592583)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Bright sick ape

did u get canned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592596)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592609)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: exhilarant clear trailer park friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592558)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Floppy corner fat ankles

A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at all times and takes the meeting or event that offers the highest possible cash value delivery to him and the firm. It causes chaos. He treats everything as a cost benefit analysis which has resulted in him ditching, before my eyes, at least 10 rental cars where he thought it would be more efficient to ditch the rental and not be late for the meeting rather than take the time to park legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592606)