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| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Glittery Balding Mood Principal's Office | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Lascivious Lemon Travel Guidebook | 10/12/17 |
| Glittery Balding Mood Principal's Office | 10/12/17 |
| comical sneaky criminal | 10/12/17 |
| Grizzly Frum Psychic Stage | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/23/17 |
| Odious stead | 11/02/17 |
| carnelian address faggotry | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| carnelian address faggotry | 10/12/17 |
| Bespoke geriatric box office | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Bespoke geriatric box office | 10/12/17 |
| razzle umber church place of business | 10/12/17 |
| Bespoke geriatric box office | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Heady locale cuckoldry | 11/02/17 |
| comical sneaky criminal | 10/12/17 |
| Shaky ceo | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Shaky ceo | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Shaky ceo | 10/12/17 |
| Olive property pocket flask | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Razzle-dazzle juggernaut | 10/12/17 |
| Chrome Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Chrome Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant | 10/12/17 |
| razzle umber church place of business | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| carnelian address faggotry | 10/12/17 |
| alcoholic claret internal respiration lay | 10/12/17 |
| At-the-ready avocado office | 10/23/17 |
| Razzle-dazzle juggernaut | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Razzle-dazzle juggernaut | 10/12/17 |
| Bespoke geriatric box office | 10/12/17 |
| titillating library | 10/12/17 |
| comical sneaky criminal | 10/12/17 |
| turquoise theater | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| turquoise theater | 10/12/17 |
| Multi-colored new version center | 10/12/17 |
| Self-absorbed ticket booth | 10/23/17 |
| At-the-ready avocado office | 10/23/17 |
| Vigorous idiotic space | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Nighttime Pervert | 10/12/17 |
| titillating library | 10/12/17 |
| comical sneaky criminal | 10/12/17 |
| scarlet duck-like twinkling uncleanness | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| scarlet duck-like twinkling uncleanness | 10/12/17 |
| sinister ruddy cruise ship | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| sinister ruddy cruise ship | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/16/17 |
| razzle umber church place of business | 10/12/17 |
| Multi-colored new version center | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| alcoholic claret internal respiration lay | 10/12/17 |
| Mind-boggling forum | 10/23/17 |
| titillating library | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| Hilarious Rusted Home | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/17/17 |
| black galvanic hell | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| floppy shimmering casino hairy legs | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| floppy shimmering casino hairy legs | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| comical sneaky criminal | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/12/17 |
| comical sneaky criminal | 10/12/17 |
| Grizzly Frum Psychic Stage | 10/23/17 |
| Yellow startled set | 10/12/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/16/17 |
| Grizzly Frum Psychic Stage | 10/23/17 |
| cyan razzmatazz water buffalo idiot | 10/16/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/16/17 |
| Glittery Balding Mood Principal's Office | 10/16/17 |
| cyan razzmatazz water buffalo idiot | 10/16/17 |
| titillating library | 10/16/17 |
| Mind-boggling forum | 10/23/17 |
| razzle umber church place of business | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/23/17 |
| Grizzly Frum Psychic Stage | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/23/17 |
| At-the-ready avocado office | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/23/17 |
| Grizzly Frum Psychic Stage | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/23/17 |
| Mind-boggling forum | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/23/17 |
| At-the-ready avocado office | 10/23/17 |
| Passionate Halford Mexican | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/23/17 |
| At-the-ready avocado office | 10/23/17 |
| Marvelous impressive mad cow disease | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/23/17 |
| Marvelous impressive mad cow disease | 10/23/17 |
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| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/23/17 |
| floppy shimmering casino hairy legs | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 10/24/17 |
| Vibrant Den Faggot Firefighter | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 11/02/17 |
| Curious Crystalline Market | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 11/02/17 |
| citrine state turdskin | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 11/02/17 |
| Odious stead | 11/02/17 |
| slap-happy legend people who are hurt | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 11/02/17 |
| doobsian deep station | 10/23/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 11/02/17 |
| Odious stead | 11/02/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 11/02/17 |
| Odious stead | 11/02/17 |
| At-the-ready avocado office | 11/02/17 |
| Blathering rigpig | 11/02/17 |
| Zippy Stag Film Knife | 11/02/17 |
| Blathering rigpig | 11/02/17 |
| At-the-ready avocado office | 11/02/17 |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423445) |
Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Glittery Balding Mood Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423449) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423455) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM Author: Lascivious Lemon Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423492) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM Author: Glittery Balding Mood Principal's Office MODSSSSSSsss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423565) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM Author: comical sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424837) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM Author: Grizzly Frum Psychic Stage like stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512368) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:20 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Like older (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513134) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM Author: Odious stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592482) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM Author: carnelian address faggotry This is jcm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM Author: carnelian address faggotry Lmfao thats disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423509) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM Author: Bespoke geriatric box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423467) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM Author: Bespoke geriatric box office 180, me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423482) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM Author: razzle umber church place of business I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM Author: Bespoke geriatric box office It's real as shit man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423525) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423559) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Heady locale cuckoldry I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592556) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM Author: comical sneaky criminal Some would say it is "too real" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM Author: Shaky ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423471) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM Author: Shaky ceo fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423480) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:10 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife typical attic tp response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423487) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:12 AM Author: Shaky ceo cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423494) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM Author: Olive property pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423472) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle juggernaut Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423519) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM Author: Chrome Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423490) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM Author: Chrome Haunted Graveyard Legal Warrant 18000000033)4727277 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424075) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM Author: razzle umber church place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423498) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423507) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM Author: carnelian address faggotry Wtf is sweetest day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:58 AM Author: alcoholic claret internal respiration lay The day I die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424985) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM Author: At-the-ready avocado office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512331) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423515) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join! Day one; capital markets! |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle juggernaut Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:36 AM Author: Bespoke geriatric box office Get back in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423600) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: titillating library Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM Author: comical sneaky criminal Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:26 AM Author: turquoise theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423557) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:45 AM Author: turquoise theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423668) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: Multi-colored new version center haha wow holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423823) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:20 PM Author: Self-absorbed ticket booth fuuuuuuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513664) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM Author: At-the-ready avocado office :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513683) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM Author: Vigorous idiotic space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423561) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM Author: Nighttime Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423640) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM Author: titillating library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424533) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:46 AM Author: comical sneaky criminal Charlotte? Atlanta? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424866) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:39 AM Author: scarlet duck-like twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423614) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423663) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:11 AM Author: scarlet duck-like twinkling uncleanness 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424070) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:40 AM Author: sinister ruddy cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423618) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423643) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:50 AM Author: sinister ruddy cruise ship Haha wow holy shit
Did he get busted? |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:03 AM Author: razzle umber church place of business 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424008) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: Multi-colored new version center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423827) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:00 PM Author: alcoholic claret internal respiration lay jesus fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425005) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM Author: Mind-boggling forum JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512310) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:51 AM Author: titillating library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424412) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: Hilarious Rusted Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424552) |
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Date: October 17th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34463066) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: black galvanic hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424487) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets His name was Elena |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: floppy shimmering casino hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424492) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:02 AM Author: floppy shimmering casino hairy legs rate the resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424529) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife REALLY CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424536) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM Author: comical sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424892) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.
Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.
After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny. |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM Author: comical sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:40 PM Author: Grizzly Frum Psychic Stage best one so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512395) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM Author: Yellow startled set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425616) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM Author: Grizzly Frum Psychic Stage flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512399) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM Author: cyan razzmatazz water buffalo idiot CircuitCitySpecial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide. |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM Author: Glittery Balding Mood Principal's Office jesus christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:45 PM Author: cyan razzmatazz water buffalo idiot Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping to meth addicts, and hooker vice that made you come to this conclusion? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455490) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM Author: titillating library 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455508) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM Author: Mind-boggling forum For real? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512320) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:23 PM Author: razzle umber church place of business whoa you still poast here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513702) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512300) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM Author: Grizzly Frum Psychic Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512401) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner running the deal returns to the deal room to announce that he has just pissed a "large amount of blood." He was like 78, obese. Pulled an all nighter.. The next day he passed out while on a conference call standing outside his doctors office. But he came back to the office that night and closed the deal. He is still alive 5 years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513153) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM Author: At-the-ready avocado office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512358) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife 0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent on the side while working his bigLAW job and placed a sketchy $25 million deal with a firm client without alerting anyone in the firm and was paid a massive finders fee . Never got caught either by the firm or the SEC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513052) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM Author: Grizzly Frum Psychic Stage how massive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513143) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife $1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513156) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Mind-boggling forum did he retire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513191) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513204) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:22 PM Author: At-the-ready avocado office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513687) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM Author: Passionate Halford Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512420) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and only found it because a DIFFERENT partner went there the next day during lunch and heard his name over the strip Club PA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513122) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM Author: At-the-ready avocado office holy fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513681) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM Author: Marvelous impressive mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512428) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:16 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associate and ended up with rug burns and bruises all over his face and both summer and attorney were afraid to go to work for a week, but for different reasons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513092) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Marvelous impressive mad cow disease 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513163) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM Author: Cracking piazza 180 thread
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former exec of a public pharma. But he had been deposed and the company was in bad shape. Client was a weird coonass who did everything assbackwards. Wore Velcro shoes, 35 y/o. We couldn't get a deal done with PE to save the company because the prerequisite to his 33% voting trust was that he had to PHYSICALLY HOLD ALL 20,000,000 of his shares ON HIS PERSON and WITHOUT LEGENDS at all times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513198) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM Author: floppy shimmering casino hairy legs rate haynes & boone's summer class this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513676) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:51 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public service speaking circuit and he held up all of his deal trophies and magazine covers from before his arrest and ranted for two hours about he was framed and everyone in the entire financial system is crooked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34521775) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:24 PM Author: Vibrant Den Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513708) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer and every banker in a crowded room had a dip in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592469) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:26 PM Author: Curious Crystalline Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513722) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:38 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in the middle of a bar and immediately grabbed and chugged a beer to rally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592458) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:30 PM Author: citrine state turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513760) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:39 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guys wear ostrich or a crocodile - usually one they killed themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592461) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM Author: Odious stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592487) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:36 PM Author: slap-happy legend people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513812) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:41 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset by a work email so he smashed his work phone against the wall of the bar with his bare hands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592474) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM Author: doobsian deep station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34514285) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:46 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was shrew associate straightening her hair with tha heat way too high (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592512) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM Author: Odious stead sharklasers here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592472) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:45 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&M so I grabbed this female senior associate and showed her “Texas A&M abortion” as i chuckled autistically, not noticing her look of horror and disgust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592507) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Odious stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592534) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM Author: At-the-ready avocado office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592589) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Blathering rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592538) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:52 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was called in for an URGENT deal IMMEDIATELY so I came in and fucked up everything and had an HR incident “talk” a few weeks later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592573) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:53 PM Author: Blathering rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592583) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM Author: At-the-ready avocado office did u get canned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592596) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592609) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:51 PM Author: iridescent underhanded half-breed point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592558) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM Author: Zippy Stag Film Knife A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at all times and takes the meeting or event that offers the highest possible cash value delivery to him and the firm. It causes chaos. He treats everything as a cost benefit analysis which has resulted in him ditching, before my eyes, at least 10 rental cars where he thought it would be more efficient to ditch the rental and not be late for the meeting rather than take the time to park legally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592606) |