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Felt really sorry for dude that cold called me for wealth management shit

It was the same shit biglaw associates get several times a w...
glittery shitlib
  10/17/17
I've had a few moments like these. Where you think the despe...
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supple rambunctious parlour
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apoplectic well-lubricated party of the first part meetinghouse
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It sucks because you know they're not dumb bros, just trying...
Insecure adulterous theatre juggernaut
  10/17/17
Fuck. I just hang up on them mid-sentence. Or, since I ususl...
flatulent step-uncle's house coffee pot
  10/17/17
he probably dreads calling weak leads like you shitlawyers
naked heaven
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Probably. But I don’t need to pay tons of management fees fo...
glittery shitlib
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Beady-eyed rehab
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Reminds me of this zeke morris SCHOLARSHIP. Are lives are a...
Electric national new version
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Fuck that is scholarship.
glittery shitlib
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flesh orchestra pit
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shimmering locale
  10/17/17
(james spader from wall street)
Chest-beating trust fund
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There but by the grace of god.
Cerebral voyeur piazza
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Beady-eyed rehab
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sometimes to fuck with them I tell them that I'm actually in...
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Electric national new version
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jeez actually I now realize that several months ago I ble...
Bossy giraffe
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Some of those sales calls are scripted to start with them ju...
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flesh orchestra pit
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just tell them you're not interested and hang up. it's win-w...
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Like right away? Do you interrupt them? Fuck I usually giv...
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lavender digit ratio fanboi
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ljl at phone-answerers
sickened stag film
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at some point you have to. i had some turdskin calling me e...
Brindle Fear-inspiring Hell Kitty
  10/18/17
I let him come into my office and talk through everything. I...
Iridescent Bawdyhouse
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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: glittery shitlib

It was the same shit biglaw associates get several times a week. I’m generally fairly nice. I wait for the first pause and say “hey I’m actually all set on that but thanks for the call.” This dude today threw me off a little because he was clearly reading a script and kindof poorly, so I missed the first pause where I could jump in. Finally I did it at the second pause and he let out the saddest fucking sigh I’ve ever heard. Like a “fuck I don’t think I’m goimg to make it in this racket, how am I going to pay for mom’s treatment” type sigh. After I hung up I just stared out my window for awhile thinking about the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464820)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Sable pit place of business

I've had a few moments like these. Where you think the desperate guy on the other line is one person away from total disaster or a Michael Douglas Falling Down moment. Crazy crazy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34467896)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: supple rambunctious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468208)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: maroon thriller crackhouse

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464827)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded erotic address therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465150)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: apoplectic well-lubricated party of the first part meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464838)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Insecure adulterous theatre juggernaut

It sucks because you know they're not dumb bros, just trying to do what they can. But that's a dead end scam without Boomers around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464844)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: flatulent step-uncle's house coffee pot

Fuck. I just hang up on them mid-sentence. Or, since I ususlly get cold calls from salesmen trying to sell things to my company, I offer to "transfer" them to the right person and then just hang up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464857)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: naked heaven

he probably dreads calling weak leads like you shitlawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464858)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: glittery shitlib

Probably. But I don’t need to pay tons of management fees for some shit financial product that I don’t need and have no business buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464882)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464868)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Electric national new version

Reminds me of this zeke morris SCHOLARSHIP. Are lives are absurd.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=2593326

Date: July 10th, 2014 1:08 AM

Author: zeke morris (retired)

how many hundreds of millions of years of evolution do u think separates humans from bugs. my spider threading started when i saw a spider outside my window - it was working on a web and mostly just sitting there, waiting for food i guess. a few days later i saw what looked like the very same spider outside the same window, making another web and waiting again - for a moment i pitied that spider, doing the same stupid task every day until one day it would just die. i think about that spider every time i punch in my blackberry unlock code, every time i type "regards" in an email, every time i catch myself being proud of emailing a document to a partner that i 100% *know* is typo free because i proofed it so many times. you know, that spider was looking at me through that window too, pitying me right back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464881)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: glittery shitlib

Fuck that is scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464891)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Insecure adulterous theatre juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464940)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Bossy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465014)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: haunting arousing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465023)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: gold sadistic church



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Trip umber range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465016)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: haunting arousing corner



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: dashing bright indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34467849)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: bipolar dysfunction halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468131)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: flesh orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34469144)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: shimmering locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464887)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating trust fund

(james spader from wall street)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465019)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Cerebral voyeur piazza

There but by the grace of god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465102)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465155)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: aquamarine center mother

sometimes to fuck with them I tell them that I'm actually interested and have been actively looking for the service but his pitch was way off and completely rubbed me the wrong way but cant put my finger on why. something about him and his tone of voice, or just his vibe. then i hang up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465171)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Electric national new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465185)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: Bossy giraffe

jeez

actually I now realize that several months ago I blew up at somebody selling some legal software whose opening line was "hey AJiP what's up." Once I figured out he was selling something I accused him of being "unprofessional" and he later sent me a snippy email. I think I hurt his feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465194)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz demanding incel national security agency

Some of those sales calls are scripted to start with them just saying your name in a questioning tone. I've gotten that a few times and immediately responded with "Who is this?", then after they answer I tell them they should be courteous enough to identify themselves first when calling someone's phone, then I hang up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468256)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: flesh orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34469145)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Anal Point

just tell them you're not interested and hang up. it's win-win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465201)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Cerebral voyeur piazza

Like right away? Do you interrupt them? Fuck I usually give them a minute. They also all use the “hey Tim, this is Mike Smith, how’s it going? And I’m like who the fuck is Mike Smith for a few seconds before I realize it’s a dude selling me something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465343)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: supple rambunctious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34469127)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: lavender digit ratio fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34467829)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: sickened stag film

ljl at phone-answerers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34467838)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Brindle Fear-inspiring Hell Kitty

at some point you have to. i had some turdskin calling me every three hours on the hour trying to sell me some software service and would never leave a voicemail or follow up by email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468184)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Iridescent Bawdyhouse

I let him come into my office and talk through everything. I am the type of person to be generally interested, but not actually intend on buying anything. Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468170)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Cerebral voyeur piazza

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34470946)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: supple rambunctious parlour

I had a cold call job like this for 3 months one time. Literally making HUNDREDS of dials per day.

I actually remember I would get stoked when people would hang up cause it saved me time and anymore humiliation of having to read the dogshit boomer prepared script that they DEMANDED we read. By the end of three months I felt like suicide and would hang up on ppl just to save myself from reading more of that god forsaken script.

Shitlaw feels like a lottery win compared to that place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468243)