I'm a short bald guy. Like 5'2", norwood 4. Not fat, in good shape so I'm not heavy. i have a question for you. You're like 6'1" right? Do you think that if I came to MFH and we walked around MFH with me on your SHOULDERS hitting on women that we would clean up? Like, do you think that despite my being really short, my ALTERED height would confuse a woman's normal height barometer and instead register me as a much taller male? Like we could go around with me on your shoulders hitting on everyone and getting laid constantly?

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