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THinking of maknig a documentary on biglaw...CR?
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:23 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping Would need to interview associates, with their voices and faces masked of course
Going to call it "5 years a slave and then killself" |
Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:24 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512266) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:25 PM Author: Poppy incel codepig show the people what a scam it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512280) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:26 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping CR, expose on the exploitation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512285) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM Author: Soul-stirring indirect expression Who would be your star? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512323) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping Going to try recruiting from XOXO first
Most of the people will be interviewed like rape victims - covered face with voice modification
We need a story line featuring a star who reveals their face though
I also like the hard drug use expose on biglaw - we need some juicy deets on that |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:34 PM Author: Soul-stirring indirect expression Need lots before and after pics of hairlines and shrew waistlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512336) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM Author: deep khaki whorehouse cr, follow people around for a few years. From normal guy playing softball at UVA with an undergrad GF in a mid-tier sorority to a balding bitchtits cap mkts associate with yellow teeth who can't stop masturbating and hasn't been on an organic date in 4 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512366) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:37 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping LJL
I'm thinking of we should interview that WSJ writer who wrote about her husband's drug overdose...He can be the main guy, and then we'll have the masses of associates interviewed.
"Not just drug abuse, but all forms of other abuse."
Maybe have a few wife beaters in there
There is a ton to work with, honestly |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:09 PM Author: flushed dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512633) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:32 PM Author: deep khaki whorehouse "yeah, i mean, i masturbate 5, probably 6 times a day. even more when it's a stressful day, like a closing. i don't even feel it any more, like coffee, it just does nothing for me yet i keep doing it. i don't even go to the bathroom - i just close my door, fire up youporn in incognito, and hope no one catches me. actually i don't even care -- let them catch me. i bill 2700/yr; what are they going to do? *nervous laughter*" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512772) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:34 PM Author: garnet mental disorder school cafeteria I would participate if I didn't get nojerbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512339) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping Your face would be covered and voice modified. We'd also use fake names to maintain anonymity.
One theme is to compare biglaw attorneys with rape victims and slaves. So we need to make you appear extremely vulnerable, which of course, you are.
Maybe we could interview that woman whose ex-husband who was a partner killed himself from drug overdose ....that could be a good "main character."
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:48 PM Author: garnet mental disorder school cafeteria You misunderstood. I have no insight/jerb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512450) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:52 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping oh, ljl, misread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512489) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:52 PM Author: crystalline temple juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512928) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:39 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping Fuck bros - I am motivated. Going to start scripting this out and slowly work on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512392) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM Author: Dark hairraiser nibblets I would be an anonymous talking head if you want. I have craaaaazy insane-partner stories. One would regularly have me do all-nighters where she would set an alarm to wake up at like 2 am to call and check-in with me then go back to sleep. Never seemed to even cross her mind that maybe I wanted or needed to sleep that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513055) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:15 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping JFC, meanwhile she's probably getting paid 20 times as much as you, lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513083) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:49 PM Author: Mustard Motley Jew i actually fucking love this idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512461) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:51 PM Author: pink self-absorbed police squad the public is clamoring for this like it clamors for fish popsicles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512469) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:52 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping that's why you need to bring in the juicy deets to get them interested - dead, drug overdosed partner, dying on a conference call with a needle in his arm, still bleeding
wife beating associates/partners
associate suicides jumping off the roof, shooting their brains out in the office
partners going to work high on cocaine
partners buying cocaine for their associates (I personally know this happens IRL)
sexual harassment (this happens all the time) by partners
I am telling you, the public will be interested when you get drugs, suicide, death, and covered up sexual harassment involved. Not to mention, depression, suicidal ideation, etc.
It's almost a guaranteed winner with the right story arch - probably sundance film festival selection
The banking world has been filmed to bits already - we need to do something in the legal realm |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:54 PM Author: Mustard Motley Jew trust me.
i don't know a lot. but i have a couple of areas where i have a great knack.
this is a great idea. if done well. i am 100% sure |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:59 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping it's all about the execution
and making people empathize with a main character - which is easy to do once you get family involved |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:00 PM Author: pink self-absorbed police squad "it's all about the execution"
if you execute a lawyer, i'll watch |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:00 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping not going to make a snuff film
would be cool if someone went undercover and filmed partners doing cocaine at the office with associates (which does happen) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:08 PM Author: Mustard Motley Jew well, if you go through with it, i'd be happy to be interviewed in a segment that talks about shitlaw killing people, too. the ones who didn't make it to the big firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512628) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:15 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping ty, bro
i will reach out to you
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:19 PM Author: Mustard Motley Jew 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512691) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:55 PM Author: Electric Chocolate Kitchen Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512520) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:05 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512607) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:08 PM Author: Salmon base tattoo Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512631) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:21 PM Author: comical snowy abode knife You're going to need some atmospheric shots to set the mood.
Start with a little girl getting ready for bed and picking out her favorite bedtime story, but her dad isn't there to read it to her. Again. Then smash cut to a stooped, balding associate reading a nonsensical markup in his office over a mostly eaten box of pad Thai. The lights in the hallway are dark, and someone is emptying recycling bins a few doors down. Cut back to the girl asking her mom why daddy doesn't ever come home.
Thank. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:22 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping hahaha
you can be my art adviser |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:23 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping Scene where white collar partner throws traders under the bus for insider trading to cut a deal for his client, the big banks with the feds.
Cut to a scene where the partner snorts cocaine and says "this is what I love about my job - putting criminals away" |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:26 PM Author: deep khaki whorehouse Also: Man in casket. Empty seat in front row. Disheveled man in too-small suit screaming at an Uber driver while frantically typing out work emails on an iPhone ("should be no longer than an hour. ill step out in 30 mins to check email. txt if you need me but only if urgent pls. look at project cliffs for the working cap adj mechanism we talked about. thansk." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512725) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:26 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512729) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:27 PM Author: Plum Flirting Stage Mood goddamnit as soon as daughterdood can talk and remember shit this will be me :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512739) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:28 PM Author: deep khaki whorehouse get ur ass home and read a story, then log on from home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512744) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:30 PM Author: Plum Flirting Stage Mood I do like three days a week. two days a week I straight up miss her bed time. she's a 1 year old now so she goes to sleep at like 8 and I have a one hour commute. working until seven isn't that late. in any case, I will start getting home earlier from this day forward. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512755) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:31 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping Biglaw isn't worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512764) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:34 PM Author: deep khaki whorehouse Sounds like you're doing your best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512784) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:36 PM Author: comical snowy abode knife Thoughts and prayers brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512803) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Mustard Motley Jew this story really needs to be told. this is all going to be about good editing, and sympathetic characters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512778) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:55 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512941) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 8:36 PM Author: Orchid Godawful University Deer Antler Too Big to Fail - The DLA Piper Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34512800) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:10 PM Author: spectacular onyx set gunner I agree that this is a great idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513036) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:11 PM Author: Mustard Motley Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513043) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Pungent arousing casino rigor include a scene of partners having lunch when they all get the same email from a senior associate telling them that his wife just gave birth to their first child and that he'll be back online this afternoon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513125) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:34 PM Author: deep khaki whorehouse "...huh...Chris is married?"
*"Congrats! Take the time you need."*
*deletes emails; forgets within hours* |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:36 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping I had a partner literally call me the wrong name when I was a junior and he was like "what was your name again" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513269) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:46 PM Author: deep khaki whorehouse I was at a closing dinner with the big swinging dick of the department, who had a reputation of being a gigantic asshole, when I was very junior. He didn't work on deals but was the name/relationship partner. The guy had no idea who I was and definitely didn't know my name, yet he was over the top with his praise of "the guy who we know did all of the work on the deal" and all that. Even got up and personally topped off my wine at the dinner. Winked at me a few times. I'm thinking "I'm in!" and then I never spoke to him ever again. It's just all such BS. Buttering people up -- clients, mostly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513347) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:50 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping Yes, the worst partners are the fake-nice pretend chad bro types. Usually they are the worst supervisors.
The smart, intellectual partners tend to be a little nicer and genuine, but they are rarely huge rainmakers. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:30 PM Author: Wild travel guidebook theatre Man it’s really just going to show people working a ton in a nice office and occasionally getting yelled at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513226) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:35 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping (guy who is not in on the deets)
partners bought my friends cocaine so that they could work all night
ljl |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:36 PM Author: Salmon base tattoo wow its just like the wolf of wall street (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513272) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:37 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping yeah, one of my friends' friends has developed a wonky eye from the drug use...he's starting to look legit retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513275) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:42 PM Author: Wild travel guidebook theatre Bro I worked in NYC BIGLAW for a long time and never saw anything like this. Biglaw is basically just a stressful bore. No one wants to see a movie about that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34513312) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:43 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping (guy who is not in the cool crew)
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:44 PM Author: Mustard Motley Jew it's not about biglaw.
it's about what biglaw does to people.
you focus on sympathetic people, it's a winner. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:46 PM Author: heady tan people who are hurt You should contrast a prole dude, Fordham law type who is super happy for the job and thinks it's a great honor -
with a trust fund dude who is just working the job for some dumb family reason or as a point of pride. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:47 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping all the trust fund dudes i know quit within 1-2 years ljl
but yes, good contrast. unfortunately the only guys who stay (and for the most part go into it) are proles who think this is life changing money. |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 6:11 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3772723&forum_id=2#34520504) |