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PDDJ's "Jewish" Sister Getting Married On Saturday. Shabbat = No Photos

her wedding is on a saturday. pddj and i aren't allowed t...
Spectacular rehab
  10/24/17
Change the time zone on your phone's so it really isn't shab...
Aromatic public bath ape
  10/24/17
doesnt work like that.
Spectacular rehab
  10/24/17
Yeah, you need to get a shabbos goy to change the timezone f...
multi-colored gay newt trump supporter
  10/25/17
still doesnt work. jew bros in northern europe tried that.
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
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iridescent greedy generalized bond philosopher-king
  10/24/17
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diverse tanning salon
  10/25/17
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Walnut Base Voyeur
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Exciting Confused Library Striped Hyena
  10/25/17
Make an exception.
fear-inspiring big den pozpig
  10/24/17
it's not my exception to make. we'd have to consult an ortho...
Spectacular rehab
  10/24/17
Has to be okay for family unity. Sister also have PDDs?
fear-inspiring big den pozpig
  10/24/17
nope. B's and huge ass
Spectacular rehab
  10/24/17
Hm.
fear-inspiring big den pozpig
  10/24/17
...
Spectacular rehab
  10/24/17
huge in a good way or a bad way?
deranged boyish dilemma
  10/25/17
"good way" is incongruous with "huge ass"...
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
low T bro
deranged boyish dilemma
  10/25/17
recall that your Iron Age war god isn't real and therefore t...
heady blathering partner
  10/24/17
*trickster god
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Exciting Confused Library Striped Hyena
  10/25/17
How about dropping your stupid make believe rules for a day ...
nighttime comical fat ankles native
  10/24/17
No it's 180 that DBG has to constantly suffer for his prole ...
cordovan locale wagecucks
  10/24/17
pddj believes in these rules too
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
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crawly legal warrant ceo
  10/24/17
God doesn't exist, idiot. But it's 180 that jews have to ...
cordovan locale wagecucks
  10/24/17
prevents us from excessive association with the goyim.
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
sketch artist photoshop body doubles edit: you're g...
Angry parlour
  10/24/17
any shabbat prohibition requires specific intent. if you're ...
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
just don't pose and only appear in candids then
diverse tanning salon
  10/25/17
pddj is gonna be her sister's MOH
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
so ending up in a picture that you didn't pose for is ok?
Angry parlour
  10/25/17
kind of yes. you cant benefit from the photo. you cant hi...
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
does this stuff ever get frustrating?
Angry parlour
  10/25/17
nah, it's liberating. shabbat is truly god's gift to the jew...
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
So its not even a real problem, you are just doing this for...
Topaz Degenerate
  10/25/17
^ ladies and gentlemen, the goy brain at work ljl at your...
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
hold a piece of glass in front of your face or whatever frau...
lascivious round eye
  10/24/17
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coral garrison karate
  10/25/17
Turn on a camera right before sundown, leave it running cons...
Cheese-eating School Cafeteria Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/25/17
you're not allowed to pose for photographs. it's not just th...
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
What writing? The data is stored as a magnetic field.
Cheese-eating School Cafeteria Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/25/17
you're writing data to a memory card
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
just make sure it's SSD
Cheese-eating School Cafeteria Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/25/17
...
diverse tanning salon
  10/25/17
destroy photography equipment
diverse tanning salon
  10/25/17
Go but don't appear in any photos?
Frozen splenetic roast beef
  10/25/17
pddj's gonna be her sister's MOH. there's also the issue ...
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
What is the penalty for willfully appearing in photos? Will...
irate jew location
  10/25/17
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  10/25/17
I'm here to give you a heter. There you go. Be photograp...
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  10/25/17
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Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
"My religion forbids me from appearing in photos on Sat...
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Walnut Base Voyeur
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flatulent titillating school depressive
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Cerebral pink gay wizard
  10/25/17
i'll be married by then.
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
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trip mediation
  10/25/17
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Exciting Confused Library Striped Hyena
  10/25/17
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Stirring locus associate
  11/03/17
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Dead pea-brained feces multi-billionaire
  11/12/17
Even assuming God exists you seriously think He cares about ...
dun property
  10/25/17
Is there any basis to conclude from God's existence & pr...
multi-colored gay newt trump supporter
  10/25/17
a pretty shitty god who can't handle his humans all at once.
Outnumbered massive water buffalo
  10/25/17
anyone else see both "pddj" and "photos"...
deranged boyish dilemma
  10/25/17
nah, i imagine her as being a fat woman
Walnut Base Voyeur
  10/25/17
can't be that fat.
deranged boyish dilemma
  10/25/17
lol bro
Walnut Base Voyeur
  10/25/17
i just need to KNOW FOR SURE
deranged boyish dilemma
  10/25/17
DBG sent a pic of her to Ironside with her face edited out. ...
flatulent titillating school depressive
  10/25/17
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Cerebral pink gay wizard
  10/25/17
she's not
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
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flatulent titillating school depressive
  10/25/17
Then HOW IN THE FUCK do you POAST on Saturdays? Fucking H...
impertinent national
  10/25/17
it's all about getting caught, brother
deranged boyish dilemma
  10/25/17
And watch TENNIS GRAND SLAMS on TELEVISION. Fucking HYPOC...
impertinent national
  10/25/17
when do i poast on saturdays?
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
When you snapped candids of all of those 10 year olds, was t...
Mahogany Heaven
  10/25/17
pedophilia is a mitzvah permitted (in fact encouraged) on sh...
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  10/25/17
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flatulent titillating school depressive
  10/25/17
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Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
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Exciting Confused Library Striped Hyena
  10/25/17
Well the 10 year olds aren't Jewish!
Stirring locus associate
  11/03/17
Also, no wonder kikes make such good lawyers. Their whole re...
Mahogany Heaven
  10/25/17
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Walnut Base Voyeur
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multi-colored gay newt trump supporter
  10/25/17
"I remember how I did that. I remember it very well. My...
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  10/25/17
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idiotic glittery gaping keepsake machete
  11/12/17
*god dings you at the heaven's gate because you forgot to ge...
sticky vermilion address
  10/25/17
trust me they scheduled it that day for the very reason you'...
Outnumbered massive water buffalo
  10/25/17
you're silly
Razzle-dazzle mischievous pisswyrm
  10/25/17
Explain your situation to her sister and ask her to move her...
abusive parlor legend
  10/25/17
ljl wedding's been scheduled for over a year, and her sister...
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
would you like me to draft an email?
abusive parlor legend
  10/25/17
please do
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
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Chestnut Theatre Police Squad
  10/25/17
You didn't give a real reason for not getting an exception b...
Thriller Toaster Stage
  10/25/17
you can forum shop to find SOME rabbi to tell you anything. ...
Spectacular rehab
  10/25/17
she's a fellow kike
Exciting Confused Library Striped Hyena
  10/25/17
My goy brain ISN'T comprehending complete contradictions ple...
Mustard Godawful Lodge
  10/25/17
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Stirring locus associate
  11/03/17
How do you evaluate her sister as a farter?
Self-absorbed impressive stead
  10/25/17


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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: Spectacular rehab

her wedding is on a saturday.

pddj and i aren't allowed to be in any photos on shabbat. how do we handle this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521815)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Aromatic public bath ape

Change the time zone on your phone's so it really isn't shabbat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521825)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: Spectacular rehab

doesnt work like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521829)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:51 AM
Author: multi-colored gay newt trump supporter

Yeah, you need to get a shabbos goy to change the timezone for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

still doesnt work. jew bros in northern europe tried that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524766)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: iridescent greedy generalized bond philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521893)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: diverse tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523075)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:41 AM
Author: Walnut Base Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523684)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Exciting Confused Library Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527430)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: fear-inspiring big den pozpig

Make an exception.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521828)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Spectacular rehab

it's not my exception to make. we'd have to consult an ortho rabbi. i dunno what they'd say. this comes up not infrequently among families where there's differing levels of observance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521835)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: fear-inspiring big den pozpig

Has to be okay for family unity.

Sister also have PDDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521865)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: Spectacular rehab

nope. B's and huge ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521868)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring big den pozpig

Hm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521888)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: Spectacular rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522809)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: deranged boyish dilemma

huge in a good way or a bad way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523136)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

"good way" is incongruous with "huge ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523168)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:45 AM
Author: deranged boyish dilemma

low T bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523510)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: heady blathering partner

recall that your Iron Age war god isn't real and therefore there's no reason not to be in photos on a Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521857)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: iridescent greedy generalized bond philosopher-king

*trickster god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521897)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: Charismatic domesticated idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521913)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: trip mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34521918)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Exciting Confused Library Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527435)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: nighttime comical fat ankles native

How about dropping your stupid make believe rules for a day so your soon to be wife and sister can make good memories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522816)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: cordovan locale wagecucks

No it's 180 that DBG has to constantly suffer for his prole religion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522831)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

pddj believes in these rules too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523079)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: crawly legal warrant ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522824)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: cordovan locale wagecucks

God doesn't exist, idiot.

But it's 180 that jews have to endure a lifetime of ridiculous inconveniences for absolutely no reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522826)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

prevents us from excessive association with the goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523083)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: Angry parlour

sketch artist

photoshop

body doubles

edit: you're going to be in pictures by virtue of being at the wedding. is this a specific intent crime kind of thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522857)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

any shabbat prohibition requires specific intent. if you're walking around mfh and a security camera records you, its not a violation. if you pose for a pic at a wedding, there's intent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523076)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: diverse tanning salon

just don't pose and only appear in candids then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523088)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

pddj is gonna be her sister's MOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523104)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Angry parlour

so ending up in a picture that you didn't pose for is ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523090)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

kind of yes.

you cant benefit from the photo. you cant hire a goy before shabbat to take candids of you on shabbat.

some photographer can happen to be taking pics of jews in jerusalem on shabbat and if you happen to be in it, it's not a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523102)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Angry parlour

does this stuff ever get frustrating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523124)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

nah, it's liberating. shabbat is truly god's gift to the jewish people. not having to deal with GC bullshit for 1 day a week is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523178)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Topaz Degenerate

So its not even a real problem, you are just doing this for the attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524842)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

^ ladies and gentlemen, the goy brain at work

ljl at your poor RC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524854)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: lascivious round eye

hold a piece of glass in front of your face or whatever fraud jews normally play on their god in this situation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522860)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: coral garrison karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524730)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Cheese-eating School Cafeteria Twinkling Uncleanness

Turn on a camera right before sundown, leave it running constantly, carry it around during the wedding, use stills for photos. Shabbat Camera!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34522937)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:41 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

you're not allowed to pose for photographs. it's not just the mechanical operation of the camera. it's coloring/dying, and writing/drawing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523070)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Cheese-eating School Cafeteria Twinkling Uncleanness

What writing? The data is stored as a magnetic field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523112)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

you're writing data to a memory card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523121)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:33 AM
Author: Cheese-eating School Cafeteria Twinkling Uncleanness

just make sure it's SSD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523459)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: diverse tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523084)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: diverse tanning salon

destroy photography equipment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523080)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Frozen splenetic roast beef

Go but don't appear in any photos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523093)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

pddj's gonna be her sister's MOH.

there's also the issue of walking to the venue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523107)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: irate jew location

What is the penalty for willfully appearing in photos? Will bathing in the Ganges be enough to clear your souls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523131)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: yellow ticket booth athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523162)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 2:46 AM
Author: Cracking aquamarine son of senegal therapy

I'm here to give you a heter.

There you go. Be photographed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523514)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524777)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:28 AM
Author: Dead pea-brained feces multi-billionaire

"My religion forbids me from appearing in photos on Saturday," the degenerate pedophile sodomizing a woman he isn't married to complained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523659)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:38 AM
Author: Pale bonkers national security agency black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523678)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: Walnut Base Voyeur



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Mahogany Heaven



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: flatulent titillating school depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524736)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Cerebral pink gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524747)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

i'll be married by then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: trip mediation



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Exciting Confused Library Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527442)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Stirring locus associate



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Date: November 12th, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: Dead pea-brained feces multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34670506)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: dun property

Even assuming God exists you seriously think He cares about this sort of utterly trivial stuff?

Just have your pictures taken to make the sister happy and if you're wracked with guilt just do a good work or two to compensate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523667)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:53 AM
Author: multi-colored gay newt trump supporter

Is there any basis to conclude from God's existence & properties he doesn't care about trivial stuff? I've heard this argument a lot, never thought it sound. Lots of powerful people are hung up on trivial rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523778)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Outnumbered massive water buffalo

a pretty shitty god who can't handle his humans all at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524797)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:51 AM
Author: deranged boyish dilemma

anyone else see both "pddj" and "photos" in the same thread title and immediately go rock hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523774)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 6:57 AM
Author: Walnut Base Voyeur

nah, i imagine her as being a fat woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523782)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:01 AM
Author: deranged boyish dilemma

can't be that fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523788)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:06 AM
Author: Walnut Base Voyeur

lol bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523797)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: deranged boyish dilemma

i just need to KNOW FOR SURE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523810)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: flatulent titillating school depressive

DBG sent a pic of her to Ironside with her face edited out. He said that her body was "mediocre" even though you could tell he was trying to be polite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524756)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: Cerebral pink gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527217)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

she's not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524850)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: flatulent titillating school depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524740)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: impertinent national

Then HOW IN THE FUCK do you POAST on Saturdays?

Fucking HYPOCRITE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523801)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: deranged boyish dilemma

it's all about getting caught, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523802)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: impertinent national

And watch TENNIS GRAND SLAMS on TELEVISION.

Fucking HYPOCRITE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523813)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

when do i poast on saturdays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524784)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:12 AM
Author: Mahogany Heaven

When you snapped candids of all of those 10 year olds, was that on a Saturday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523805)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:12 AM
Author: multi-colored gay newt trump supporter

pedophilia is a mitzvah permitted (in fact encouraged) on shabbos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523808)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: flatulent titillating school depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524781)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524785)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Exciting Confused Library Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Stirring locus associate

Well the 10 year olds aren't Jewish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34596580)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: Mahogany Heaven

Also, no wonder kikes make such good lawyers. Their whole religion is about finding exceptions to rules so that they can do what they want to do anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523811)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:14 AM
Author: Walnut Base Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523815)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 7:14 AM
Author: multi-colored gay newt trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34523816)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: razzle dog poop nursing home

"I remember how I did that. I remember it very well. My father’s family was super Orthodox. They came from a little shtetl somewhere in Russia. My father told me that they had regressed even beyond a medieval level. You couldn’t study Hebrew, you couldn’t study Russian. Mathematics was out of the question. We went to see them for the holidays. My grandfather had a long beard, I don’t think he knew he was in the United States. He spoke Yiddish and lived in a couple of blocks of his friends. We were there on Pesach, and I noticed that he was smoking.

So I asked my father, how could he smoke? There’s a line in the Talmud that says, ayn bein shabbat v’yom tov ela b’inyan achilah. I said, “How come he’s smoking?” He said, “Well, he decided that smoking is eating.” And a sudden flash came to me: Religion is based on the idea that God is an imbecile. He can’t figure these things out. If that’s what it is, I don’t want anything to do with it."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34526950)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: idiotic glittery gaping keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34670935)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:53 PM
Author: sticky vermilion address

*god dings you at the heaven's gate because you forgot to get a reliance letter from a rabbi before going on that Philippines sex vacation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527226)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Outnumbered massive water buffalo

trust me they scheduled it that day for the very reason you're trying to fight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524735)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mischievous pisswyrm

you're silly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524755)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: abusive parlor legend

Explain your situation to her sister and ask her to move her wedding to Sunday. I'm sure she won't mind since you're basically family now and it's only a one day difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524798)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

ljl wedding's been scheduled for over a year, and her sister is a bridezilla. not happeining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524818)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: abusive parlor legend

would you like me to draft an email?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524867)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

please do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524894)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Chestnut Theatre Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527181)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Thriller Toaster Stage

You didn't give a real reason for not getting an exception beyond "I don't know what the rabbi would say." You're being lazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524902)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Spectacular rehab

you can forum shop to find SOME rabbi to tell you anything.

also, your goy brain is you're mixing up exception and a leniency.

a rabbi cant grant an exception to shabbat. he can find a leniency that allows you to still be within the rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34524924)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Exciting Confused Library Striped Hyena

she's a fellow kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527459)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Mustard Godawful Lodge

My goy brain ISN'T comprehending complete contradictions please expound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527467)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Stirring locus associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34596587)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed impressive stead

How do you evaluate her sister as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3773838&forum_id=2#34527250)