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If youve been dreaming of quitting law to coach in the SEC, time is now

Literally not enough coaches out there to replace all the SE...
irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/12/17
sounds like a movie
Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon
  11/12/17
Sequel to the Biglaw Golden Retriever movie?
irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/12/17
"there's no rule that says a biglawyer can't coach in t...
Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon
  11/12/17
depressed biglawyer at his desk, suicidal, after getting rea...
Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon
  11/12/17
this is the trailer, by the way. the biglawyer's head, wh...
Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon
  11/12/17
:(
Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon
  11/12/17
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motley pale state multi-billionaire
  11/12/17
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racy green therapy
  11/12/17
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low-t razzle-dazzle resort
  11/25/17
“Here’s a massive scouting report on Alabama.” “But the b...
irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/12/17
loling
Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon
  11/12/17
*James Brown's I Feel Good plays*
gold soggy toilet seat shitlib
  11/12/17
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irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/12/17
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azure hot locale
  11/12/17
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motley pale state multi-billionaire
  11/12/17
Lol
racy green therapy
  11/12/17
nice
Infuriating stag film
  11/25/17
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low-t razzle-dazzle resort
  11/12/17
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cerebral silver police squad
  11/12/17
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motley pale state multi-billionaire
  11/12/17
comments like this are why i am addicted to this insane plac...
charcoal filthpig
  11/12/17
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Brilliant yarmulke site
  11/12/17
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twinkling lascivious principal's office turdskin
  11/12/17
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Very tactful public bath generalized bond
  11/12/17
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fear-inspiring liquid oxygen
  11/12/17
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violent telephone
  11/12/17
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thriller ruddy garrison
  11/25/17
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bright theater alpha
  11/25/17
If you think they pull out all the stops to recruit players,...
Useless point
  11/12/17
*19 year old hostess is asked to give balding litigator a ca...
irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/12/17
"Do you want to come check out the house where I live? ...
Useless point
  11/12/17
*local pd and campus police converge on the house to arrest ...
Salmon stage ceo
  11/12/17
how hard is coaching college football, really?
vibrant cyan shrine
  11/12/17
Recruitment is key
irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/12/17
and recruiting is basically money laundering, right?
vibrant cyan shrine
  11/12/17
naw lots of rich uncles in belle glade don't allow their tru...
Salmon stage ceo
  11/12/17
it has to be hard and stressful as fuck. you're recruitin...
Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon
  11/12/17
...
Diverse rigpig
  11/12/17
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irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/12/17
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irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/12/17
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fear-inspiring liquid oxygen
  11/12/17
BUMP Arkansas has fired Bielema TAMU will be firing Suml...
irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/25/17
If Florida can't get Frost or Kelly, this could be a devasta...
Infuriating stag film
  11/25/17
Yeah, UT and Arkansas are definitely going to wind up stuck ...
irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/25/17
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irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/25/17
Gus really has Auburn by the balls this year. Hes going to g...
house-broken mother knife
  11/25/17
Bump for Saban probably using the dark side of the Force to ...
irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/25/17
Mullen to Florida means Miss State is now open for senior li...
irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/26/17
Former Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was a lawyer and quit to...
Charismatic Maize Native
  11/26/17
UT job open again!
irradiated fishy pocket flask
  11/26/17


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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask

Literally not enough coaches out there to replace all the SEC head coaches getting fired this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668246)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon

sounds like a movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668286)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask

Sequel to the Biglaw Golden Retriever movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668288)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon

"there's no rule that says a biglawyer can't coach in the SEC"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668301)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon

depressed biglawyer at his desk, suicidal, after getting reamed out for the thousandth time by steinmetz for missing a comma.

*phone rings*

dejectedly hits speaker phone

hello, i'm looking for jay cohen.

speaking

this is the athletic director of the tennessee volunteers....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668318)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon

this is the trailer, by the way.

the biglawyer's head, which had been on his desk, lifts up. cutaway to a wide shot of volunteer stadium and 110,000 cheering fans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668376)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669169)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: motley pale state multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669313)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: racy green therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34672245)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: low-t razzle-dazzle resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766458)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask

“Here’s a massive scouting report on Alabama.”

“But the big game’s tomorrow! Who can review that many documents overnight??”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668319)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon

loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668330)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: gold soggy toilet seat shitlib

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668346)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668368)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: azure hot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669175)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: motley pale state multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669315)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: racy green therapy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34672250)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Infuriating stag film

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766468)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: low-t razzle-dazzle resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668379)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: cerebral silver police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668905)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: motley pale state multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669314)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: charcoal filthpig

comments like this are why i am addicted to this insane place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669377)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Brilliant yarmulke site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669379)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: twinkling lascivious principal's office turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669886)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Very tactful public bath generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669929)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: fear-inspiring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671311)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: violent telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671800)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: thriller ruddy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766462)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: bright theater alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767909)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Useless point

If you think they pull out all the stops to recruit players, just imagine what they do for coaches...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668291)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask

*19 year old hostess is asked to give balding litigator a campus tour*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668304)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Useless point

"Do you want to come check out the house where I live? You'll love it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668320)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Salmon stage ceo

*local pd and campus police converge on the house to arrest you for getting a handjob 20 years before from a girl who kind of regretted it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668535)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: vibrant cyan shrine

how hard is coaching college football, really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668374)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask

Recruitment is key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668522)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: vibrant cyan shrine

and recruiting is basically money laundering, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668541)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Salmon stage ceo

naw lots of rich uncles in belle glade don't allow their trust accounts to pay for their nephews until they turn 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668553)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: Lavender Adventurous Ticket Booth Quadroon

it has to be hard and stressful as fuck.

you're recruiting constantly, dealing with intense pressure from fans and boosters, and somehow still have to coach a bunch of stupid but athletic nigs to perform as a team while also dealing with their buckwild personalities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668560)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Diverse rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671270)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34668902)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34669182)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34671345)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask

BUMP

Arkansas has fired Bielema

TAMU will be firing Sumlin at the end of the season

Florida, Tennessee already vacant

Gus might be leaving Auburn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766455)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: Infuriating stag film

If Florida can't get Frost or Kelly, this could be a devastating offseason for the SEC. Who is A&M reasonably going to get? UT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766482)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 1:32 AM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask

Yeah, UT and Arkansas are definitely going to wind up stuck with burned out corporate lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34766508)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767864)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: house-broken mother knife

Gus really has Auburn by the balls this year. Hes going to get a monster pay out if they want him to stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34767882)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask

Bump for Saban probably using the dark side of the Force to choke out an assistant coach after tonight's Iron Bowl loss. Another opening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34770663)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask

Mullen to Florida means Miss State is now open for senior litigation associates looking to get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34775774)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Maize Native

Former Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was a lawyer and quit to be a football coach. Of course, it helps when your dad is a Hall of Fame SEC coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34775980)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: irradiated fishy pocket flask

UT job open again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3794561&forum_id=2#34778118)