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HYPO: $100k/yr BUT can only relay information in high school movie analogies

100k/yr tax free pro rata for the rest of your life starting...
FLANNELS_OFF
  11/14/17
yea... that would be a doozy
turkey leg
  11/14/17
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and accept 180 hyp...
Martin Prince
  11/14/17
i could do this just quoting Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,
  11/14/17
You would not be able to quote the films at will, only remar...
FLANNELS_OFF
  11/14/17
What about non-metaphorical conversations? If I'm at Taco...
Martin Prince
  11/14/17
and the hypo begins
FLANNELS_OFF
  11/14/17
I like the "pro rata" proviso. I was going to do ...
Thanks Mario! But our partner is in another castle
  11/14/17


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Date: November 14th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: FLANNELS_OFF

100k/yr tax free pro rata for the rest of your life starting immediately, you gain encyclopaedic knowledge of every high school feature length film and television show ever recorded & broadcast, but can only communicate using high school movie mirroring & comparisons

It's a straight up disability & you will never be able to evince any real knowledge but a flat 100k pro rata and a life of leisure await

bonus: your kids all get a free ride if you opt in for all tenuous 'college' madcap stoner comedies, but you will never be able to impart any wisdom or life lessons outside of the reflections of john hughes, judd apatow & co

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797070&forum_id=2#34685181)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: turkey leg

yea... that would be a doozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797070&forum_id=2#34685239)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Martin Prince (Bad (or sick) guy!)

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and accept 180 hypos once in a while, you could miss it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797070&forum_id=2#34685254)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


i could do this just quoting Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797070&forum_id=2#34685265)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: FLANNELS_OFF

You would not be able to quote the films at will, only remark on how certain films mirror aspects of your life and things you observe

For example: 'Wow honey! Our sex life is as phoned in as the econ teacher from Ferris Bueller's Day Off! Anyone? Anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797070&forum_id=2#34685309)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Martin Prince (Bad (or sick) guy!)

What about non-metaphorical conversations?

If I'm at Taco Bell and I want to order three tacos supreme, can I just order it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797070&forum_id=2#34685330)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: FLANNELS_OFF

and the hypo begins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797070&forum_id=2#34685348)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Thanks Mario! But our partner is in another castle ( )

I like the "pro rata" proviso. I was going to do this, but not if I only get $12K for 2017!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797070&forum_id=2#34685343)