Being a ringer is fun despite my advance weight, I can still move the puck effortlessly and thread needles to teammates that can rarely catch a pass. Still fun and motivates me to get in better shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698581)

are you the best player on the team?

describe the worst player on the team.

do you have guys in their 40s that get in fights every time/kicked out of every game? i always wonder what shit those guys have going on in their life that causes them to flip the fuck out at the weekly beer league games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698619)

Easily the best player on my team. One guy is OK. Played for the Omaha lancers like 25 years ago. Every one else really sucks

45 yo female that can hardly skate. She's fit though, but she still sucks...bad.

Haven't seen a single fight yet. One guy stepped up to me the very first game. I just grabbed him by the throat and he buckled. No words or chippiness thereafter. Generally a chill fun atmosphere most of the time.

All in all a good time. If I we're in a larger market, I'd play in the upper echelon leagues, but this is still fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698648)

I play in a larger market and there is one guy, must be in his 40s/50s, that has gotten kicked out of nearly every game this season. When he gets kicked out he refuses to leave the ice for 5 minutes, until his teammates finally convince him to gtfo so we can play.

I assume if it wasn't for these weekly games he'd be beating the shit out of his wife. Maybe he still does.

Has anyone fucked the 45 yo female? How do you determine to brings the weekly beers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34698666)

Tell him the Lincoln Stars pwn the Lancers though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700568)

https://imgur.com/a/kzJl0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700618)

Despite not knowing what "finishing a check" means.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701860)

nobody who played football looks at the head. i'd watch your gay hips wiggle, then go low, wrap you up around the knees and run you back 90 yards and dump you in the endzone 12 seconds after you yelled "hike."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34701670)

Beer league is 180. Hockey is the bet culture in sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798961&forum_id=2#34700612)